Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

No grammatical errors or malaprops. Someone has taken over her acct

Maybe she figured out what those red lines meant. Naaa, somebody is writing it for her.

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14 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Beefing with Gaetz too…I appreciate her scrapping with errybody. (Ducks)

 

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Cunt Fight!  

(wait, I met Cat Fight!)

(No wait, I had it right the first time)  

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13545]

On 12/17/2022 at 2:10 PM, HenryJames said:

See if the thoughts and prayers you send when there's a mass shooting at Walmart are as effective when there's butt plugs at Walmart, Marge. 

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

2 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

See if the thoughts and prayers you send when there's a mass shooting at Walmart are as effective when there's butt plugs at Walmart, Marge. 

Butt plugs aren’t guaranteed in the constitution you dumb lib

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27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Butt plugs aren’t guaranteed in the constitution you dumb lib

I suppose you  missed that part about doo process?

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Maybe Adam &eve lobbyists got to her to make brick and mortar sales illegal and go back to their mail order business model. 
 

they just needed to find someone with the guts to take big dildo on, all the way to the end. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe Adam &eve lobbyists got to her to make brick and mortar sales illegal and go back to their mail order business model. 
 

they just needed to find someone with the guts to take big dildo on, all the way to the end. 

Man I miss Nowthis

[MissingInAction 24807]

I've got the strangest boner right now.

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

40 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Man I miss Nowthis

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.

[YGIFS 19449]

And what about taking on Big Butt Plug, huh?  I mean, their chief lobbyist Sir Anthony Ray continues his stranglehold on Middle America with his grooming propaganda.  

won't somebody think of the Beckies?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[South Austin 52105]

20 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Beefing with Gaetz too…I appreciate her scrapping with errybody. (Ducks)

I don't get this tweet.  Is she bragging that this MAGA triumvirate threw its support behind an incumbent only to watch her eke out a 500-vote win?

[Chooky 13296]

LB: Have some guzpacho, you illiterate cunt. 

MTG: Illiterate? How's that GED at the age of 27 working out for you? 

LB: Just fine, Cro-Magnon head. Maybe get a heeb laser to trim down that mustache. 

MTG: Maybe tell your husband to stop whipping his dick out in front of teenagers, Panties Oakley.

LB: Your feet belong on a salamander.

MTG: Put a mask on your fake tits.

LB: Put a mask on your Lou Ferrigno face. 

MTG: You're an idiot. 

LB: You are. 

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8 minutes ago, Chooky said:

LB: Have some guzpacho, you illiterate cunt. 

MTG: Illiterate? How's that GED at the age of 27 working out for you? 

LB: Just fine, Cro-Magnon head. Maybe get a heeb laser to trim down that mustache. 

MTG: Maybe tell your husband to stop whipping his dick out in front of teenagers, Panties Oakley.

LB: Your feet belong on a salamander.

MTG: Put a mask on your fake tits.

LB: Put a mask on your Lou Ferrigno face. 

MTG: You're an idiot. 

LB: You are. 

Edited December 20, 2022 by Beau Vine

[Red Five 40627]

If MTG were even marginally attractive....

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58 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I don't get this tweet.  Is she bragging that this MAGA triumvirate threw its support behind an incumbent only to watch her eke out a 500-vote win?

I think she's trying to say that Boebert wouldn't have won without their support, since the margin was so narrow.  

[Chooky 13296]

MTG: You should change your name to Condoleezza Lice. Cuz you have lice. And you're black. 

LB: I'm so sure. Sick burn, Burnie Sanders.

MTG: Coming from you i take that as a condiment. 

LB: Kettle, smoke pot.

MTG: What? 

LB: Shut up! 

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

If MTG were even marginally attractive....

…she’d still be dogshit ugly on the inside.

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You’re laughing about MTG beefing with other members of the Cro-Magnon caucus but she’s going HARD for McCarthy. That bet is likely to pay off and she’ll be rewarded with at least one plum committee role so get ready for that. Paradoxically, the GOP underperformance has made her more powerful and important. 

[Bullneck 18983]

 

 

[Beau Vine 53978]

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Oh, a lying liar lied to you about rewarding your lies?  shocked, I tell you.

Edited January 3, 2023 by YGIFS

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Oh, a lying liar lied to you about rewarding your lies?  shocked, I tell you.

She's bitching about Perry.

[YGIFS 19449]

Ah, I misread it.  i forget about Perry as head of Freedom Caucus.  And I forget DeSantis helped him start it.  

And that name cracks me up, Freedom Caucus.  We already had a Liberty Caucus.  A Constituional Caucus.  and the Main Street Caucus.  It's like a fucking Monty Python sketch.  

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34 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Ah, I misread it.  i forget about Perry as head of Freedom Caucus.  And I forget DeSantis helped him start it.  

And that name cracks me up, Freedom Caucus.  We already had a Liberty Caucus.  A Constituional Caucus.  and the Main Street Caucus.  It's like a fucking Monty Python sketch.  

You forgot the Biggus Caucus led by ...

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On 12/22/2022 at 5:50 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

You’re laughing about MTG beefing with other members of the Cro-Magnon caucus but she’s going HARD for McCarthy. That bet is likely to pay off and she’ll be rewarded with at least one plum committee role so get ready for that. Paradoxically, the GOP underperformance has made her more powerful and important. 

That was a good bet, but I’m so happy to see that it has not happened yet.
Oh, I’m sure Ms. Boebert is too mature to rag on Greene if it doesn’t happen and Kevin loses. 

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[jimmyjazz 45538]

You hate to see it.

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46 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You hate to see it.

What, MTG actually forming coherent thoughts?

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We’ve reached a point where MTG is one of the most pragmatic, rational members of her party.

Let that sink in for a moment.

This timeline never fails to amaze.

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Edited January 4, 2023 by mchookem

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13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

[Ted Lange 16040]

What exactly did MTJ do to Sammy?

 

[Beau Vine 53978]

^^^^^^^^^

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

how that dude is still walking free is a mystery to me as well

[YGIFS 19449]

Just finally realized that MTG’s toes remind me The Elaine Benedict Dance 

[InkaUtexas 25486]

Does she not realize it is not about her, it is about us. Those that pay her salary. 

 

[Red Five 40627]

Alright, simulation. I know I've said some harsh things. But if Sammy Davis Jr. exposes MTG for planting those pipe bombs, all is forgiven. Please, this is all I ask. 

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11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Just finally realized that MTG’s toes remind me The Elaine Benedict Dance 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Just finally realized that MTG’s toes remind me The Elaine Benedict Dance 

Her feet remind me of Jason Pierre Paul's hand. Maybe she kicked around fireworks as a kid?

 

 

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Alright, simulation. I know I've said some harsh things. But if Sammy Davis Jr. exposes MTG for planting those pipe bombs, all is forgiven. Please, this is all I ask. 

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48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Auto correct on Benes.  But all her toes look like little thumbs doing little kicks.  I didn’t say JLD, she is sacrosanct. 

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On 12/20/2022 at 3:26 PM, Chooky said:

LB: Have some guzpacho, you illiterate cunt. 

MTG: Illiterate? How's that GED at the age of 27 working out for you? 

LB: Just fine, Cro-Magnon head. Maybe get a heeb laser to trim down that mustache. 

MTG: Maybe tell your husband to stop whipping his dick out in front of teenagers, Panties Oakley.

LB: Your feet belong on a salamander.

MTG: Put a mask on your fake tits.

LB: Put a mask on your Lou Ferrigno face. 

MTG: You're an idiot. 

LB: You are. 

Chook'd, this thread has been.

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23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Auto correct on Benes.  But all her toes look like little thumbs doing little kicks.  I didn’t say JLD, she is sacrosanct. 

It’s ok to make fun of jld, she’s past her last fuckable day. I strenuously disagreed with the decision at the time, but rules are rules. 

[Ted Lange 16040]

So has anyone figured out why exactly Sammy is mad at MTG?

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On 1/3/2023 at 3:36 PM, YGIFS said:

Ah, I misread it.  i forget about Perry as head of Freedom Caucus.  And I forget DeSantis helped him start it.  

And that name cracks me up, Freedom Caucus.  We already had a Liberty Caucus.  A Constituional Caucus.  and the Main Street Caucus.  It's like a fucking Monty Python sketch.  

So a caucus follows the same naming rules as a housing development, ie it is named after something that no longer exists at that place, eg Oak Hill Estates will be a treeless graded plain, and Freedom Caucus will be a baboon pecking order enforced by screech and fang.

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

So has anyone figured out why exactly Sammy is mad at MTG?

Harlotry.

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Ali Alexander was ranting about her being a "whore" and a "harlot".

Adultery is illegal in Georgia.

His big reveal is going to be that she was cheating on her husband, which everyone else already knows. 

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47 minutes ago, Pods said:

Ali Alexander was ranting about her being a "whore" and a "harlot".

Adultery is illegal in Georgia.

His big reveal is going to be that she was cheating on her husband, which everyone else already knows. 

There’s no way that’s the crime he expects will take her down 

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

So a caucus follows the same naming rules as a housing development, ie it is named after something that no longer exists at that place, eg Oak Hill Estates will be a treeless graded plain, and Freedom Caucus will be a baboon pecking order enforced by screech and fang.

"All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no "vista", there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view."

 

Edited January 7, 2023 by Beau Vine

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10 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

There’s no way that’s the crime he expects will take her down 

I know this is shocking, but he was just running his mouth.  

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1 hour ago, Pods said:

His big reveal is going to be that she was cheating on her husband, which everyone else already knows. 

So kind of like the twitter files?