The US and Korea

[Nope 3114]

Trump will be much sadder about this than he is about the poors dying from kung flu.

[Nivek 16929]

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Remove all sharp objects around trump. He’ll take it hard when his bff kicks the bucket 

Or add more...

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

35 minutes ago, Nope said:

Trump will be much sadder about this than he is about the poors dying from kung flu.

If Kim dies, Trump might actually be welcome at the funeral. 

[DixonHur 11303]

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If Kim dies, Trump might actually be welcome at the funeral. 

Hell, he'd probably be a pallbearer

[DDD Dad 14339]

7 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Hell, he'd probably be a pallbearer

Honorary.  No way he can carry that coffin.

[DixonHur 11303]

17 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Honorary.  No way he can carry that coffin.

He'll bring Jared to carry it

[Enchubben 5510]

so if Kim is dead, and China controls North Korea, and Lebron James owes his allegiance to China, but is also the King, does that make Lebron James the king of North Korea?

[DixonHur 11303]

Edited April 21, 2020 by DixonHur

[Horn Dogg 3897]

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

so if Kim is dead, and China controls North Korea, and Lebron James owes his allegiance to China, but is also the King, does that make Lebron James the king of North Korea?

Rodman would probably knock Lebron on his ass and take over NK in that situation.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

Not sure that he's publicly named or indicated an heir apparent for NK control. Maybe you can assume its the sister but who knows. Also possible that China or the NK generals could have a strong say. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

“May you live in interesting times”

[Red Five 40857]

Huh. Trump said yesterday it was a CNN hoax.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

“May you live in interesting times”

 

Fuck yeah.

 

[Biff Tannen 45683]

I would rather he remain alive and OUR president die. Dammit. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Kim going out like this, if he is going out, is among the more dangerous situations for NK.  There is a possibility the outcome is positive but it’s more likely going to be a deadly power struggle at the top of the government.  Kim doesn’t have a strong or assigned successor to my knowledge.  His sister is probably the strongest power player tho. 

[henrygandorf 29191]

 

[Celery Man 20948]

He gone

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

on a positive note if Donald spends all day rereading the love letters that Kim sent him and listening to Boyz II men he won't have time to get up and spout some stupid bullshit cures in front of TV cameras.

[Red Five 40857]

So after CNN's hoax was exposed, they were forced to have him murdered?

I mean 

but if Dotard tweeted that out later today would it surprise any of you.

 

[tx 3 putt 76954]

hopefully he's soon joined by the rest of his family and dear friends 

[Celery Man 20948]

Ah that may be bullshit. We’ll see if it gets confirmed

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

14 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

“May you live in interesting times”

 

If you can't trust boxing emcee Zora Suleman to give you the skinny on what Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?), and only Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?), is reporting then who can you trust? Does Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?) not have their own Twitter that she could @ rather than hashtag?

[Dbeasy 15050]

Dotard's comments aside, I'm surprised there hasn't been speculation that Trump had him murdered.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you can't trust boxing emcee Zora Suleman to give you the skinny on what Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?), and only Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?), is reporting then who can you trust? Does Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?) not have their own Twitter that she could @ rather than hashtag?

Well for one thing she looks hot, so I trust her.

[Jive Turkey 12598]

 

[henrygandorf 29191]

 

[tx 3 putt 76954]

So either the sister kills off a group or that group kills here to see who takes over ?

us needs to bomb the funeral. Fireworks for Dear Leader, from Dear Leader 2.0

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

If you’re assuming the alternative would be better than Sister Kim.  I feel like we did this with Iraq and it didn’t go well.  The NK people are reportedly well indoctrinated, I’m skeptical on any good outcomes for them. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[Bama Chick 28596]

North Korea is going to have a woman leader before the USA.

And we know how much Trump despises powerful women, so I can only conclude relations with NK are going to be a shitshow as long as he’s president.

[Brisketexan 105138]

Look...am I saying “would?”
Yes. Yes I am.
Is part of the reason because she’s almost certainly an evil psycho?
Maybe. Ok, yes.
Why the freaking interrogation, man?

[BigHorn'13 3363]

23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

North Korea is going to have a woman leader before the USA.

And we know how much Trump despises powerful women, so I can only conclude relations with NK are going to be a shitshow as long as he’s president.

What a nasty comment

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

47 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

North Korea is going to have a woman leader before the USA.

And we know how much Trump despises powerful women, so I can only conclude relations with NK are going to be a shitshow as long as he’s president.

Nothing great about this, sister Kim is likely to make Bloody Mary look like Angela Merkel. 

[Horn Dogg 3897]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Look...am I saying “would?”
Yes. Yes I am.
Is part of the reason because she’s almost certainly an evil psycho?
Maybe. Ok, yes.
Why the freaking interrogation, man?

As long as she doesn’t cut her hair like her brother I probably would too.

[henrygandorf 29191]

so should we just assume she was in on whacking the boss?

[DixonHur 11303]

15 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Ah that may be bullshit. We’ll see if it gets confirmed

No way he's not either already dead, or on death's door.  

I can't imagine a scenario where a country like NK wouldn't be pushing back if the rumors weren't true.  I mean it's been almost a week, and there has been no word out of Pyongyang denying them.  

[tx 3 putt 76954]

14 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

media has dubbed her “the Ivanka Trump of North Korea.”

[Nivek 16929]

55 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

media has dubbed her “the Ivanka Trump of North Korea.”

She is probably much more qualified than Ivanka.  

[Snake Diggity 4624]

She has terrible hair but otherwise is beautiful.  Def would.

[CooterBrown 18012]

Isn’t she the one that had the guy (an uncle?) whacked in the airport a few years back?

[DixonHur 11303]

39 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

She has terrible hair but otherwise is beautiful.  Def would.

Am I the only one that thinks she has a man face?

[Snake Diggity 4624]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

16 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

She looks like a female Korean Martin Shkreli.

[HornOnTheBayou 8922]

1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

She looks like a female Korean Martin Shkreli.

 

Well, fuck. I won't be getting that image out of my head.
Still would though.

[Rockwell Torrey 1287]

On 4/26/2020 at 4:12 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Well for one thing she looks hot, so I trust her.

She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam In her eye

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

6 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Am I the only one that thinks she has a man face?

Nope. 

[Chad Fuck 17681]

She has the “I’d fuck you, but then I’d kill you and eat your liver” look about her. Dead eyes. Pass.

[Horn Dogg 3897]

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

She has the “I’d fuck you, but then I’d kill you and eat your liver” look about her. Dead eyes. Pass.

Damn, Chad Fuck takes a pass....

[Dnaguy 11964]

6 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

She has the “I’d fuck you, but then I’d kill you and eat your liver” look about her. Dead eyes. Pass.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Still nothing official on Kim. 

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

North Korean state media is reporting that Kim Jong-Un appeared at the opening of a fertilizer factory today. No photos were provided. 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-52508437

Watching PBS NewsHour they said South Korea's Yonhap news agency reported the same. The South Koreans have been pretty steady in their reporting that they had no evidence that Kim was dead.