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42 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Judge: Son, you are going to prison for 18-36 months. Is there anything you'd like to say?

Convict: Your honor - don't care, had sex!

Not according to WJC he didn’t. 😅

Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Not according to WJC he didn’t. 😅

Depends on what your definition of "is" is.

CHIEF

Edited by CHIEF
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I tried to run! She yelled out "freeze!"
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defined sex laws
She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick
Ooh I begged, I begged, "easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs"

Part 2 coming up

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Posted (edited)
32 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I tried to run! She yelled out "freeze!"
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defined sex laws
She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick
Ooh I begged, I begged, "easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs"

Part 2 coming up

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Edited by Dennis Taylor

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