Who Do You Want to be Your Surly Best Friend?

[UDontKnow 10447]

Based strictly on posting history, which Surly (or former Shag) poster would you like to be YOUR best friend?

[PilotsError 2312]

Rocko.  I'd always have someone to make me look better.

[Guest]

Who has the biggest tits?

Wait...

Which bio female has the biggest tits?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Vic. Because who doesn't  like to watch a good car wreck?

[52-80 19205]

Thederel

[Baboontyme 2815]

[Upgrayedd 5816]

I’ve got enough assholes in my life

[Longboard Horn 40397]

blacklab 

[South Austin 52523]

6 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

I’ve got enough assholes in my life

[Macanudo 12999]

Hugo Stiglitz

[Fred Willard 115]

The mods. Much love for those guys.

[Fudge Nuggets 19209]

Your mom.

[Guest]

Unrelated to my "tits" comment, I'd prolly say Champkind.

 

 'Cue scraps ain't a bad thing...

[NWBuck 8576]

Pancho Negro. 

But I want to be Spankytoes' travel buddy and ChampKind's taste tester. 

[El Diablo 4232]

Who's the least stabby? 

[SKJ 1311]

23 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Thederel

Fucking hate thederel

[Bullneck 19185]

Hugo.  Seems reasonable and well grounded.

[NorthLoop 14218]

1 hour ago, SKJ said:

Fucking hate thederel

He's the worst

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

This has potential to be the longest offseason in Texas BBS history.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Penelope Witherspoons travel companion wouldn't suck....

[Brew 3049]

Haven’t seen him around, but the 20 year ago version of JT.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

ATX Roofer

 

El Techadoor

[bigcigar 1164]

Bernard

[LW Goatman 1124]

Jack Straw

[Mez2 4025]

Waxahachie, TX wild thing playboy party animal

[futureman 22510]

brisket strikes me as a “glass half full” guy.  that kind of positive energy is something people gravitate to. 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

brisket strikes me as a “glass half full” guy.  that kind of positive energy is something people gravitate to. 

He's a swole swell guy.

[UDontKnow 10447]

@South Austin because he is the funny love child of Larry Griswold and Rodney Dangerfield. 

EDIT: Also a perk of being his best friend is the opportunity to meet his mom.

Edited April 30, 2018 by UDontKnow
South Austin's mom

[The University 851]

On 4/27/2018 at 10:59 PM, 52-80 said:

Thederel

he's the best

[Fudge Nuggets 19209]

Steel Shank, because no one can have enough tasty treats, Bud Light and snatch.

[Whitman 694]

Who was the lass that was opening the bar back on shaggy that needed signatures?  Always good to have a bar owner as your best friend.  Did she ever make it over here and did the bar ever open?

[South Austin 52523]

7 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

@South Austin because he is the funny love child of Larry Griswold and Rodney Dangerfield. 

EDIT: Also a perk of being his best friend is the opportunity to meet his mom.

You mean Larry Griswold, The Diving Fool?

Quote

Laurens (Larry) V. Griswold (September 17, 1905 – August 24, 1996), known as "The Diving Fool", was an American gymnast & entertainer who was involved in the early development of the trampoline.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Griswold

[DigglerontheHoof 21207]

Whoever has season tickets between the 40s. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whoever has season tickets between the 40s. 

Whore !!!!!!!!!!!!!  Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

[irishtexan 11522]

@brown waterhas a fine collection of brown water and cooks a good steak. 

[RPM 26328]

12 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Steel Shank, because no one can have enough tasty treats, Bud Light and snatch.

I was going to say Champ Kind. I have a feeling his tasty treats game is strong to quite strong. But then there's that whole Houston thing...

[Hank_Hill 18893]

37 posts and no Jade. SMH.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

37 posts and no Jade. SMH.

You're just sad because you've been rejected by @Peggy & @Bobby.

[Call 393]

Who has the hookup for hookers and cocaine?

[lateshow 1304]

Derka Derka, but not Derka or Goo Punch. 

Or Chad Briscoe. A man needs a good hookup for some egg meat. 

Edited May 1, 2018 by lateshow

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

Can't tell if the replies are serious or not.

 

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21912]

Then you must be new here

[Incredulity 11679]

I gotta witness Vic in the wild.

[troph 24893]

I want to be slorch's best friend.  I think he likes me.

[South Austin 52523]

9 minutes ago, troph said:

I want to be slorch's best friend.  I think he likes me.

You mean like like you?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

17 minutes ago, troph said:

I want to be slorch's best friend.  I think he likes me.

True dat. He's obviously trying too hard.

[Guest]

23 minutes ago, troph said:

I want to be slorch's best friend.  I think he likes me.

I would love to buy you a beer.

Just don’t tell me I owe you one.

 

[troph 24893]

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

I would love to buy you a beer.

Just don’t tell me I owe you one.

 

well I just want access to the same beer list that's all.

[El Diablo 4232]

If only Dirt Bike posted here. Sigh. I think he's just dreamy.

[SHOOTER12 8814]

Hard choice between Brisket, HR97 and Slorch.