#5 really hurt

[Litig8r 414]

Some Richard Cranium, broke into my office and
#1.  Took a shit and didn't wipe or flush
#2.  Put one of my guitars in its case and moved it to the back door/
#3.  Loaded up some cheap scotch in briefcase and moved it to the back door,
#4.  Took a laptop
#5  Took my Reckless Kelly autographed fiddle..
#6.  Took an etched bottle of gentleman jack.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Yeah, but #6 is now gone so it's a wash.

[Litig8r 414]

18 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah, but #6 is now gone so it's a wash.

They left a half of case of Rhone and 1/3 of a case of Bordeaux.  

[Herpa Derpa 6132]

47 minutes ago, Litig8r said:

#3.  cheap scotch
#6.  an etched bottle of gentleman jack.

 

17 minutes ago, Litig8r said:

half of case of Rhone and 1/3 of a case of Bordeaux.  

Is your office located inside a liquor store? 😄

 

Do you have clients in your office? If so, there's a 99% chance Richard was inside your office in the last four to six weeks.

[noharleyyet 2852]

Invoice for cash.

[ztejas 43545]

It's always a good idea to steal really unique, quirky autographed items. There must be thousands of Reckless Kelly fiddles on the secondary market - it will blend right in.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's always a good idea to steal really unique, quirky autographed items. There must be thousands of Reckless Kelly fiddles on the secondary market - it will blend right in.

They're not going to sell it. This was an elegant crime, committed by an elegant person....

[ztejas 43545]

2 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

They're not going to sell it. This was an elegant crime, committed by an elegant person....

Your intellect is dizzying - but tell us how you figured it out. #1 gave it away for you - didn't it?

[noharleyyet 2852]

No neck braces taken? 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

20 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Your intellect is dizzying - but tell us how you figured it out. #1 gave it away for you - didn't it?

Gott dammit !!  Internal Surly server errors are keeping me from fully replying...

[hullabelew 3724]

2 hours ago, Litig8r said:

Some Richard Cranium, broke into my office and
#1.  Took a shit and didn't wipe or flush
#2.  Put one of my guitars in its case and moved it to the back door/
#3.  Loaded up some cheap scotch in briefcase and moved it to the back door,
#4.  Took a laptop
#5  Took my Reckless Kelly autographed fiddle..
#6.  Took an etched bottle of gentleman jack.

How have I not known about #5?

[Litig8r 414]

9 minutes ago, hullabelew said:

How have I not known about #5?

my bad.  I also have a Play A Train Song guitar...and a Martin d-35 and Martin D-15 since we last talked...I bought and sold a sweet PRS semi hollow single cut.  

[NTVTXN 1432]

Did you flush the deuce? 
If not; file criminal report. Ask for CSI.  Make “em run the DNA on that shit (literally) to see if your Un-Sub is in CODIS. 
 

(damn I gotta lay off the crime drama shows)

[Al_4_ISU 12500]

Just actually saw your cross post in the Kyle Nix fan group.  That sucks, man.  Hopefully you can recover it and get extremely litigious on the perpetrator.

[CooterBrown 18032]

At least they didn’t take the Credence.

[NTVTXN 1432]

Did you flush the deuce? 
If not; file criminal report. Ask for CSI.  Make “em run the DNA on that shit (literally) to see if your Un-Sub is in CODIS. 
 

(damn I gotta lay off the crime drama shows)

[Chad Fuck 17806]

2 hours ago, Litig8r said:

my bad.  I also have a Play A Train Song guitar...and a Martin d-35 and Martin D-15 since we last talked...I bought and sold a sweet PRS semi hollow single cut.  

WTH man.  There's a thread for that. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Your intellect is dizzying - but tell us how you figured it out. #1 gave it away for you - didn't it?

Of course..  You take a shit over there while you steal a fiddle over here....