Curb Your Enthusiasm: Best scenes, scenarios

[Gil Bang 25944]

My top 3, in no particular order:

A) the kid with the rash on her pussy

B) "pre-gay"

C) Wandering Bear

[Lat22 4010]

It’s a mulatto!

[4th&Five 41525]

Crazy Eyes

[PantsTent 2002]

Pants tent?

Nativity scene and pubic hair always cracks  me up.  Shut up Mary!

[bluto 4916]

Every time he busted out with west side story officer krupke song in the episode he had to cover for jeff by wearing panties, lose my shit

[pokeNbeans 203]

Cobb Salad episode

Gay kid episode

Palestinian Chicken episode

 

[Chewbacca 7773]

Nobody has mentioned the joke that Funkhouser told to Jerry Seinfeld?

[4th&Five 41525]

Ha. P.S.Your cunt’s in the sink. 

[texhorn 351]

 

[Guest Lobo]

The top 5 for me include 4 scenes with Leon and the bathroom scene at Tony & Tina's wedding. 

[mulletpelini 5210]

Beloved Cunt would be tough to beat.

"I said aunt! You wrote aunt!"

This is easily my favorite scene in the entire series.  Larry and Richard, it gets no better.

"Go ahead, finish the litany."

"Congratulations on the intercourse"

"By sundown, what are you Gary Cooper?"

and you know damn well, none of this was scripted.  Genius level comedy.

 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Everyone remembers pre-gay, but my favorite gag from the episode is still.   

 

[mchookem 16327]

The Survivor dinner

[Bogeywon 2519]

It’s all good!  But the episode they find his parents and he thinks he’s catholic is pretty pretty pretty good

[bschoolprof 6252]

Given op, how has no one posted this?

 

 

[Quagmire 2147]

The look on Jerry's face when Larry says "how's your pussy by the way" always cracks me up. That scene is uncomfortable as hell but hilarious.

[TommyGufano 6021]

New season in January? Fuck yeah

[Yev Kassem 1031]

“Fuck me, you occupying fuck!”

[Lat22 4010]

Cord cutting postponed.

[yoladu 4093]

Can't believe no one has mentioned "Car Pool Lane".

my all time favorite.

 

[bluto 4916]

gay kid and swastika/nazi situation gotta be on the list.

[4th&Five 41525]

 

[Deej 76759]

Edible underwear on the ski lift.

[Mach 1 1677]

That's it. I'm going back and rewatching all of them. Fucking genius.

 

One of my My favorite scenes is the following (the Richard Lewis clip is up there, along with many others).  Watch the first few seconds then fast forward to the 2 minute mark.  

 

Edited December 3, 2019 by Mach 1

[4th&Five 41525]

 

[Biff Tannen 45673]

No good?

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Accidentally getting Sammye drunk and taking her doll was pretty awesome.

The entire "Larry vs. Micheal J. Fox" episode.

Leon.

"How you gonna throw the jacket at me Larry?  How you gonna throw the jacket at me?"

The entire "Palestinian Chicken" episode.

"Bald Asshole?  That's a hate crime!"

[Jerry Callo 8700]

Curb marathon running on HBO today.  I can't think of any reason not to have the TV on, at least running in the background, all day.

[bschoolprof 6252]

On 12/2/2019 at 10:08 AM, yoladu said:

Can't believe no one has mentioned "Car Pool Lane".

my all time favorite.

 

This was the episode that got a guy's murder charges thrown out.  

[mulletpelini 5210]

48 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Curb marathon running on HBO today.  I can't think of any reason not to have the TV on, at least running in the background, all day.

I read this in Jerry Callo's voice

Is it possible that Bernie Sanders will never be taken seriously because he looks too much like Larry David?

[MrBig 5396]

The clip where Jeff casually mentions to Susie they will have an amicable divorce, and she flips out and says she’s taking him for everything he’s got.  

[washparkhorn 9939]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0

 

[washparkhorn 9939]

As a fan of Seinfeld, I love this "two worlds colliding" scene - Larry talking with "George" Jason Alexander. 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO-dQCa2p9Q

[PilotsError 2287]

I read this in Jerry Callo's voice
Is it possible that Bernie Sanders will never be taken seriously because he looks too much like Larry David?

Yeah that's why.

[CurlyDumps 4471]

classics IMO that I can recall off the top of my head:

- Baptism/mistaken drowning 

-Judy Doll

-Larry befriending a pedophile because he has a sweet golf simulator setup, and inviting him to Passover? dinner

-Cheryl calling Larry from a plane during a terrifying storm, worried she might die, and Larry blowing her off for the cable guy who finally showed

-Joe Pepitone Jersey/ dry cleaners mix up 

-The Black Swan 

 

[pokeNbeans 203]

 

[Rip76 4925]

This new episode is killing it.

[Updawg 2266]

This new episode is killing it.

Did the season just start up tonight?

[texhorn 351]

Did the season just start up tonight?

Yep.

Happy New Year!

[4th&Five 41525]

Leon was great. 

[Rip76 4925]

“My uncle had a wobbly leg, I couldn’t stand the motherfucker.”

I lost it.

[TexasMan 10891]

That was a wild ep tonight 

[Rip76 4925]

Replay at 11:30.

[Guest Lobo]

Holy shit, I am still crying.  That was instantly in my top ten curb episodes of all time, maybe top 5 

The conversation Leon has with him going up the stairs about banging hours and the garage sale and yacht club.  Larry does brilliant physical comedy.  Cheryl with the mouthful of talcum cock.  But the fucking hat montage, good lord.  What a ride.  Funniest half hour on tv since Veep ended. Thanks a lot Jeffrey Weinstein !

Edited January 20, 2020 by Lobo

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

The MAGA hat was fantastic.

[Guest Lobo]

Make America

Curb Again

what the hell is a spite store?  And finally somebody else points out the futility of calling someone to tell them you’ve landed.   This was not a setup episode, it was running on all cylinders   The whole gang is back.   If this really is the last season ever, cherish every minute.

 

Edited January 20, 2020 by Lobo

[Rip76 4925]

Sorry, 11:15

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

And Jeff Garland really does look like Harvey Weinstein. 

[Rip76 4925]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the 16th president of these United States.

[LonghornSean 3994]

God I love this show.