Curb Your Enthusiasm: Best scenes, scenarios

[utxmike05 1833]

some dirty greaseball was doing wild freaky shit with your wife’s lil ass before you met her.  get over it. 

 

True. I didn’t know I was in the Borat fan thread. Fukin nerds.

 

Carry on about Curb. Rewatching now.

 

Still love her unconditionally

 

 

 

 

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[Buzzrock 15117]

My fraternity brother from GT was the newsstand guy.

/csb

[Guest Lobo]

My god, Isla is aging impossibly well.  That movie is 15 fucking years old and she looks maybe 3-4 years older than she did in that movie.  

Also, do yourselves a favor and go back and watch "Bern Your Enthusiasm""      It's aging as well as Isla is...

[tx 3 putt 78473]

Pussy Tea - all the taste of pussy with out the commitment !

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

I loved that Leon was the first person to hug Jeff at the surprise party. 

[qwertyu1234 497]

I wonder how many people who watched didn't get that the name of the tornado chasing group, storm front, is also the name of an infamous neo-nazi website. 

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah if only there had been more veiled nazi references this week, people probably woulda caught it.  

[tx 3 putt 78473]

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I loved that Leon was the first person to hug Jeff at the surprise party. 

That was very funny 

[futureman 22667]

1 hour ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I wonder how many people who watched didn't get that the name of the tornado chasing group, storm front, is also the name of an infamous neo-nazi website. 

odd that you know that...

[Not a cat 5804]

Larry's reaction when Vince Vaughn asked him if he sought the opinion of females for the new toilet design.  So dismissive, so perfectly Larry.

I'm still waiting to see how the new toilet designs and lack of a shitter create a perfect storm of events for the opening of the spite store.  

[kevwun 16278]

Someone is getting their dick guillotined in a urinal and it is going to be hilarious.

[Jerry Callo 8954]

The scenes with Fred Armisen were great.  Another good episode.

 

[BigDHornfan 6625]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Someone is getting their dick guillotined in a urinal and it is going to be hilarious.

and Larry is going to have to take a monster shit.

[Chewbacca 7827]

24 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Larry's reaction when Vince Vaughn asked him if he sought the opinion of females for the new toilet design.  So dismissive, so perfectly Larry.

I'm still waiting to see how the new toilet designs and lack of a shitter create a perfect storm of events for the opening of the spite store.  

Where do the pants go?

[Not a cat 5804]

29 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Someone is getting their dick guillotined in a urinal and it is going to be hilarious.

You have to think Leon is a prime candidate, for obvious reasons, but also he was the one pointing out the urinals needed more depth a few episodes back.

[Guest Lobo]

Which was also the basis of Two separate Seinfeld episodes 

[Buzzrock 15117]

47 yo Rebecca Romijn is solid

[Guest Lobo]

Holy shit, she is.  There are so many milf's on this show.  Steenburgen (back when she was on the show 10 years ago, anyway), obviously Cheryl, Romijn, Cha-Cha, JLD if you can count her, Becky (Cheryl's sister), Gina Gershon, Cady Huffman, Ben Stiller's wife, Vivica A. Fox, just to name a few.  While "Seinfeld" had one hot 30 year old after another, Curb has dominated the MILF space for 15 years.  And I truly appreciate it.  

[Bogeywon 2546]

Nothing ground breaking here but I love this show. Leon is the man! “If you got a big ass Johnson”

[HornOnTheBayou 9057]

And that was the best episode of the season. I don't think I ever stopped laughing. 

[Updawg 2378]

Another great episode

[futureman 22667]

gideon has something.  that kid is funny. 

[tx 3 putt 78473]

strong from opening to start !

[Beantown Express 2.0 6586]

Agreed that episode was the best of the season.  I loved Larry describing the ugly section of the restaurant as a "fucking horror show" and Leon with pop tart toasting in the magical vagina was genius.

[Lat22 4070]

Another great episode.  The only one that didn't having me roaring was the second one.

[4th&Five 41905]

Not as good as the Mexico episode for me but still good. Kroll’s faces in the bathroom cracked me up. 
 

They should have used the busboy actor from Seinfeld for the bathroom attendant part. 

[Not a cat 5804]

12 month for regular, 6 month for magical (I'm at work so fill in the blanks).

I still remember when Sefarian-Jenkins came in for an official visit and we thought we were going to steal him from Washington.

[Gil Bang 26177]

WTF?

[yoladu 4187]

Larry fucking up the magical vagina over $500.

[oSuJeff97 3438]

Yeah that was another great episode.  This season is slamming and going hard.

[Lat22 4070]

On 2/29/2020 at 5:39 PM, Lobo said:

Holy shit, she is.  There are so many milf's on this show.  Steenburgen (back when she was on the show 10 years ago, anyway), obviously Cheryl, Romijn, Cha-Cha, JLD if you can count her, Becky (Cheryl's sister), Gina Gershon, Cady Huffman, Ben Stiller's wife, Vivica A. Fox, just to name a few.  While "Seinfeld" had one hot 30 year old after another, Curb has dominated the MILF space for 15 years.  And I truly appreciate it.  

Seems to me that Cheryl has really fallen off since the last season.  Maybe she had some work done?

[yoladu 4187]

35 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Seems to me that Cheryl has really fallen off since the last season.  Maybe she had some work done?

that talcum powder can be a bitch.

[tx 3 putt 78473]

3 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Seems to me that Cheryl has really fallen off since the last season.  Maybe she had some work done?

i have a spot for her in houston, anytime she wants to visit 

Edited March 4, 2020 by tx 3 putt

[C-Man 27687]

Goddamn that was a good one

[Al_4_ISU 12612]

I haven't seen any of the new season, but looks like that needs to change, stat.

 

Favorite all time series line:  "Fuck me like your people fucked Palestine!"

[DDD Dad 14572]

I haven't seen any of the new season, but looks like that needs to change, stat.
 
Favorite all time series line:  "Fuck me like your people fucked Palestine!"

Happy new year!

[oSuJeff97 3438]

3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I haven't seen any of the new season, but looks like that needs to change, stat.

 

Favorite all time series line:  "Fuck me like your people fucked Palestine!"

When did you orgasm, Larry?  Was it when she said she'd, "fuck the Jew out of you"...???

[C-Man 27687]

Good WaPo read on Richard Lewis: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/richard-lewis-interview-curb-your-enthusiasm/2020/02/28/a546dbe0-4de1-11ea-9b5c-eac5b16dafaa_story.html

[Rip76 5009]

“You look like Einstein’s gardener for Christ’s sake.”

[Al_4_ISU 12612]

I’m about 3/4ths of the way through episode 1.

Jesus Christ. This is top shelf Larry David. I was about pissing myself during the MAGA hat bit. Jeff being confused for Weinstein, Susie’s Top hat, Larry getting me too’d. All incredible.

“You don’t need to call, Ted. If the plane crashes, we’ll hear about it”.

[Jerry Callo 8954]

20 hours ago, C-Man said:

Good WaPo read on Richard Lewis: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/richard-lewis-interview-curb-your-enthusiasm/2020/02/28/a546dbe0-4de1-11ea-9b5c-eac5b16dafaa_story.html

The show has no script, merely outlines, “the most ideal thing,” Lewis says.

To me, this is why the show works so well.  The entire case is witty enough to riff with one another on almost any subject.  Most of the chuckles and laughs are legit.

[C-Man 27687]

I fucking lost it when Larry noticed Susie and Ted D were getting a table in the "beautiful" section and he said, "What the fuck?!?!?"

[Guest Lobo]

Tonight when Jon Hamm looks at Larry at dinner and says ‘sorry to hear that’ is most i laughed all week

[A-Tex Devil 2492]

Kaitlin Olson looked like a different person.  

[Guest Lobo]

She looked hotter than she used to. 
 

runner up for biggest laugh was Leon describing the Dutch boy.  

[Not a cat 5804]

I know he's rich as hell, but Larry still gets laid a lot for a bald, anorexic geriatric.  And that's not even counting the magical vagina he had in the bag but pissed away over $500. 

[oh_snap 694]

If you aren’t literally crying of laughter at that restaurant scene with Richard Lewis, Larry David, and Jon Hamm as Larry David, there’s no way I could appreciate you as a person. 

[Guest Lobo]

Does he wear like a pad or what?

i also like the running home that everybody calls him Jon Hamm, not John.  

[oSuJeff97 3438]

Another super solid episode.  Jon Hamm becoming Larry David was amazing.

[lateshow 1319]

Fantastic episode.