2021 MLB Thread

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Gallo in RF and judge in CF, eh? Interesting. Seems like that should be flipped.

[shadow_operative 15,932]

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

@shadow_operative You a Mets fan now?

 

no, i'm crestfallen.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,294]

5 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Gallo in RF and judge in CF, eh? Interesting. Seems like that should be flipped.

And Giancarlo in LF. That has to be the biggest OF of all time. 

[WBT 20,998]

Can the Phillies and Cardinals not read the standings?

[pops 7,153]

 

[Beau Vine 55,893]

44 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. Neither the Cubs or the Nationals have posted a lineup for tonight’s game that starts in 1 1/2 hours. I guess both teams are scanning the stands looking for fans that brought gloves to the park. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,294]

Goddamn, Vic. 

[WBT 20,998]

So is this the end of the Cubs dynasty that was declared after the 2016 WS?

[shadow_operative2.0 16,294]

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

Can the Phillies and Cardinals not read the standings?

Hell, Beau can’t read the thread. How is his hero’s team supposed to know better? 

[Underdog 29,221]

59 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. Neither the Cubs or the Nationals have posted a lineup for tonight’s game that starts in 1 1/2 hours. I guess both teams are scanning the stands looking for fans that brought gloves to the park. 

Scouting the BP Ninjas out in the stands. 

[Underdog 29,221]

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

So is this the end of the Cubs dynasty that was declared after the 2016 WS?

'85 Bears. 

[Underdog 29,221]

President Biden needs to mandate at least 1 afternoon MLB game on Fridays during the summer if not the entire season. 

[Helobious 9,825]

2 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Gallo in RF and judge in CF, eh? Interesting. Seems like that should be flipped.

Gallo is better at fielding but Judge is stupid underrated with his defense. 
 

Gallo just flew out to the warning track. Man he has a pretty swing.

[Vic Mackey 48,029]

 

[Vic Mackey 48,029]

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Goddamn, Vic. 

You rang?

[shadow_operative2.0 16,294]

That was truly impressive by Cle. 

[Helobious 9,825]

Rizzo just hit the soul out of a baseball, upper deck. WS here we come.

[Vic Mackey 48,029]

First Odor, now Gallo falls victim to the Yankees facial hair policy lol

[Scraps 13,812]

 

Don't worry CLE....Myles Straw clueless ass is heading there to save your OF

[miguelito 11,516]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

[maninblack 7,975]

Last 1 hit shutout in Pittsburgh over Philly was in 1965

[shadow_operative2.0 16,294]

Fucker probably broke his hand on this dumb shit. 

 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Check out La Russa doing the Biden Shuffle:

 

Edited July 31, 2021 by clapclapclap

[maninblack 7,975]

that was an ear hole

[Beau Vine 55,893]

La Russa looked like Zimmer going after Pedro.

[WBT 20,998]

La Russa seemed like the only guy out there showing anything but concern for Abreu.

[maninblack 7,975]

 

[Gourmand 7,778]

Anyone who doesn't love Jose Altuve doesn't love America

[clapclapclap 9,000]

4 minutes ago, maninblack said:

 

I'm giddy that we got Springer back at the trade deadline.

Edited July 31, 2021 by clapclapclap
But you still can't pick your friend's nose.

[Beau Vine 55,893]

 

[TonyTexas 10,786]

11 hours ago, WBT said:

La Russa seemed like the only guy out there showing anything but concern for Abreu.

One of the biggest assholes in baseball. And has been for centuries. 

[TonyTexas 10,786]

 

[Gourmand 7,778]

She makes some guy really happy. 

[Beau Vine 55,893]

Do I have to do everything around here?

https://www.instagram.com/demibagby/?hl=en

 

 

[Underdog 29,221]

More athletic than anyone on the Bad News Buccos.  They should sign her. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

First Odor, now Gallo falls victim to the Yankees facial hair policy lol

This is legitimately one of the dumbest, most outdated traditions in all of sports.

 

**talking as a guy who looks 12 without facial hair**

Edited August 1, 2021 by youdunnf'dup

[Beau Vine 55,893]

 

[Shoxthemonkey 1,995]

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

In what world is a Phillips for Fox trade fair? Lucious fucking Fox. I am certain that Dayton Moore sent Brett packing because he had porn on his phone. The Royals don't have a legit CF anywhere in the system and they gave this guy away. Has any other GM ever had the chance to have 13 losing seasons out of 16? Unbelievable.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,478]

Brad Hand comes in for Toronto in the top of the 10th.  Six pitches later he has given up three runs.  Good job.

[Scraps 13,812]

Dumbass Yankees ground crew is more entertaining than the team

Cat chasing

[Scraps 13,812]

It had a nice 5 hole juke move at the end of the whole thing....this is only the first 2 mins of it lol

[Scraps 13,812]

And the continuation.....

[ztejas 44,286]

On 7/30/2021 at 7:57 PM, Vic Mackey said:

First Odor, now Gallo falls victim to the Yankees facial hair policy lol

Hey... it's better than playing for the Rangers. 

[WBT 20,998]

The 4 guys at the end of that 1st video wanted no part of that cat.  Very scared of being scratched.

Edited August 3, 2021 by WBT

[shadow_operative 15,932]

 cats are dangerous man. their mouths are all full of nasty bacteria. my mom once got bit by a cat and nearly lost her finger because of it. you'll never catch me fucking with no stray cats. 

[TonyTexas 10,786]

Yeah. I would have zero interest in tangling with a feral cat that’s feeling cornered. 

Edited August 3, 2021 by TonyTexas

[Fudge Nuggets 19,478]

Social security eligible John Axford in to try and close it out for the Brewers. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,478]

No fairy tale movie script outing for grandpa. Gives up a couple of hits and walks and managed to get one out before getting pulled. 

[Beau Vine 55,893]

2 hours ago, WBT said:

The 4 guys at the end of that 1st video wanted no part of that cat.  Very scared of being scratched.

They remember seeing this on TWIB when they were kids:

 

[Underdog 29,221]

How about that!