Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[Nolacycling 893]

Just got an Indeed email re:job  opening with Christian co. I never hire Christian Companies or maintenance workers that make a point of advertising it. Seems like there is already a built in barter or excuse for work product.

[Armybrat 40850]

They don’t work on Sundays

[Prepuce of Doom 21074]

 

A whole thread of various strange and amusing thoughts. 

[Guest Lobo]

50 times, the bible expressly points out the hypocrisy of using your faith as a means to gain riches.  My wife's Catholic Church bulletin--- 2+ pages of parishioner commercial advertisements.

1 vague passage in the bible about gay marriage.  Catholic Church:  "Sinners, burn them!"  

[tbone_ 14123]

Where in the Bible does it direct Catholic priests to buttfuck little boys?

[Guest Lobo]

You gotta fuck your way up to the appendix.  

[HouTex 1867]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

50 times, the bible expressly points out the hypocrisy of using your faith as a means to gain riches.  My wife's Catholic Church bulletin--- 2+ pages of parishioner commercial advertisements.

1 vague passage in the bible about gay marriage.  Catholic Church:  "Sinners, burn them!"  

Not exactly.  I get the hyperbole.  Below is the official Church teaching on how homosexuals should be treated.  Basically, it's hate the sin, but love the sinner.  You likely will not agree that homosexuality is a "disorder" or even a "condition".  That's fair.  But nothing in the catechism suggests a "burn them" attitude.  It's pretty much the opposite of that.  

2358 The number of men and women who have deep-seated homosexual tendencies is not negligible. This inclination, which is objectively disordered, constitutes for most of them a trial. They must be accepted with respect, compassion, and sensitivity. Every sign of unjust discrimination in their regard should be avoided. These persons are called to fulfill God's will in their lives and, if they are Christians, to unite to the sacrifice of the Lord's Cross the difficulties they may encounter from their condition.
 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I just fucked my wife like she owed me money.






Wasn’t all that different than ducking south Austin’s mom.

[mulletpelini 5211]

Why is the elevator one of the most uncomfortable places 2 strangers can find themselves in?

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

Why is the elevator one of the most uncomfortable places 2 strangers can find themselves in?

It's not. That's probably on you. You might have some unresolved issues. 

Please take the stairs. 

[NWBuck 8568]

14 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Why is the elevator one of the most uncomfortable places 2 strangers can find themselves in?

I thought that was the back of a Volkswagen....

[NastyDreams 11]

When I'm sitting in a MSG coated stove vent Chinese Hut.  Is the incessant tinkling of music over my head top 40's in China?

[El Diablo 4232]

4 hours ago, NWBuck said:

I thought that was the back of a Volkswagen....

Who did you think was driving?

[Underdog 28654]

Do all of the mom & pop strip mall Chinese restaurants have the same faded menu pics?  

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

They’re all spies for the PLA so probably

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

21 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Why is the elevator one of the most uncomfortable places 2 strangers can find themselves in?

A stuck elevator is so much worse.

[mulletpelini 5211]

Janice Dickinson might be the one person who would not fully support Bruce Jenner becoming Caitlyn 

[El Diablo 4232]

One of my uncles has donated 36 gallons of blood. That's 576 pints (checks math) Yep, 576 pints. That's 2 KEGS of blood. And knowing him much of it at some point was pivo.

Edited July 26, 2019 by El Diablo

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

Christina McCandless 

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/07/27/us/woman-dies-alaska-into-the-wild-bus-trnd/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F

[ABSR 5314]

2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Christina McCandless 

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/07/27/us/woman-dies-alaska-into-the-wild-bus-trnd/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F

Is this the worst or best honeymoon ever?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I've never understood people wanting to visit the Alaska bus. Now the Manson Family bus, that one has an ethos:

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

Furthur ftw. 

[mulletpelini 5211]

On 7/25/2019 at 10:34 PM, mulletpelini said:

Janice Dickinson might be the one person who would not fully support Bruce Jenner becoming Caitlyn 

I was watching an old episode of the Tonight Show earlier, this interview in fact.

where the video starts, he's talking about him and OJ being announcers for the upcoming summer Olympics in Moscow.  So odd.

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

Celebrity athletes as sports announcers. How very odd. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 7/25/2019 at 3:10 PM, NastyDreams said:

When I'm sitting in a MSG coated stove vent Chinese Hut.  Is the incessant tinkling of music over my head top 40's in China?

Is it that one, damn song you always hear in Chinese restaurants?

[Underdog 28654]

Turning Japanese?

[deadshank 24653]

Was passing through Elgin this morning on the way back to Houston.  The nice Hispanic man in front of me at the traffic light rolled down his window and dumped chicken heads out of a trash bag and then went on his way.  

Pencil me in for intrigued. 

[Guest Lobo]

Santo...Pollo?

[mulletpelini 5211]

19 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Celebrity athletes as sports announcers. How very odd. 

yes that was the odd part

[NastyDreams 11]

On 7/28/2019 at 8:53 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Is it that one, damn song you always hear in Chinese restaurants?

There is always tinkling.

[Nolacycling 893]

BBQ is overpriced and a complete gamble. $10.89 chopped beef sandwich this last weekend set me off. I just want lunch not your recipe. "And as long as you can afford to pay that much for a sandwich, here's a dollop of potato salad and cole slaw @$3.95. Each. "

People who tell you about that tiny, dirty, backwoods place by their weekend camp  that is soooo good. Apparently the mark of a world class bbq'er is being poor. And dirty.

Edited July 30, 2019 by Nolacycling
Buzzies in Kerrville sux

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Rod Stewart released the song "Young Turks" in 1981, which you'd probably recognize from the refrain that starts each chorus, "young hearts beat free tonight". In the song, the protagonists are Billy and Patty, who elope; the song's denouement is Patty giving birth to a baby boy. Let's assume the song is set contemporaneously, in about 1980. We don't know Billy's age, but Patty is referred to as being 17.

That means Billy and Patty would be almost 60, and their ten-pound baby boy would be just about to turn 40.

Young hearts beat free indeed.

 

[mulletpelini 5211]

I thought she gave birth to a boyoyoy

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

17 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Rod Stewart released the song "Young Turks" in 1981, which you'd probably recognize from the refrain that starts each chorus, "young hearts beat free tonight". In the song, the protagonists are Billy and Patty, who elope; the song's denouement is Patty giving birth to a baby boy. Let's assume the song is set contemporaneously, in about 1980. We don't know Billy's age, but Patty is referred to as being 17.

That means Billy and Patty would be almost 60, and their ten-pound baby boy would be just about to turn 40.

Young hearts beat free indeed.

I'm sure he thought about that sort of thing when he and Rachel Hunter split up because the age difference simply became too big an issue (you know, the age difference between Rachel and the 17 year old girl he was boinking.)

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I’m taking a shit in Parlin Hall.

[Hmbre97 6308]

When Mantis had Thanos under control and Ironman was trying to pull off the infinity gauntlet, I get so triggered that they dont just cut his fucking arm/hand off.

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Apparently a big part of what led to the temperance movement was the domestic violence happening at the same time here in the United States.  Also coincides with a mass onslaught of Italian immigrants at the exact same time.  Coincidence?  Not for me to say.  

[Southernthunder 38]

Do we have a drunk thread?

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

Honest question.

Is it, "Fuck's sake" or "Fuck sakes"?

[ztejas 43454]

On 8/4/2019 at 12:58 AM, Southernthunder said:

Do we have a drunk thread?

Yeah. It's the entire board. 

12 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Honest question.

Is it, "Fuck's sake" or "Fuck sakes"?

Fuck's sake. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah. It's the entire board. 

Fuck's sake. 

That's what I thought, but my English friend always said it the other way.

[NWBuck 8568]

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Honest question.

Is it, "Fuck's sake" or "Fuck sakes"?

49 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fuck's sake. 

This.

Fuck Sakes is what you tell your Japanese friends when you don't want to go out drinking with them.

 

 

[Southernthunder 38]

For Fuck's sake I am getting drunk on a Wednesday.

[Southernthunder 38]

ohhhh. My 300th post and OU still sucks. 

[PilotsError 2287]

I know they make us feel better, but cemeteries are such a waste of real estate.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

50 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

I know they make us feel better, but cemeteries are such a waste of real estate.

I like the "turn me into a tree" deal.

[Prepuce of Doom 21074]

5 hours ago, PilotsError said:

I know they make us feel better, but cemeteries are such a waste of real estate.

I like the "leave my carcass in the forest preserve, not too far from the path, such that someone will eventually stumble over me" deal. 

[Kennythetiger 9385]

I believe it's the Tibetians who leave the dead guys on top of a mountain to feed the other animals.  The more I ponder the situation, seems like kind of a good way to go.  Cheap, too.

[housious 468]

HEB's premade potato salad is fantastic

[Js1 85342]

3 hours ago, housious said:

HEB's premade potato salad is fantastic

Is it made of dead people?