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My four year old is on a wizard of oz kick, and this has always bugged me my whole life rewatching it 6 times a week.. the lion when he jumps out the window of oz shouldve died or sustained major injuries. What a poor decision not knowing how high up he was but the very next scene seemed unharmed

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I was thinking this evening about how weird it is that David Hasselhof spent the first half of his career being famous for one vapid role, and the second half famous for a second vapid role, and I was wondering whether younger folk were even aware of Knight Rider, or if they only know him from Baywatch.

So, I asked my daughter, "What do you think of when you think of David Hasselhof?"

"Who?" (quickly Googling...)

"Oh, you mean that fat Will Ferrell look-alike who was in Dodgeball."

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40 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Have recently discovered that if you apply a thin coat of Vaseline around your asshole the turds come out easy peasy. 

does it help with the shower wafflestomp though?

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17 hours ago, Underdog said:

Have recently discovered that if you apply a thin coat of Vaseline around your asshole the turds come out easy peasy. 

Is this some sort of prison pinterest thing?

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20 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

gay GIF

 

20 hours ago, Incredulity said:

does it help with the shower wafflestomp though?

 

19 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Would that not make a huge mess in your underwear?  

 

19 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I guess we'll be seeing you in the shart thread any day now

 

3 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Is this some sort of prison pinterest thing?

You guys are so silly.  My proctologist told me my asshole's tighter than Ft. Knox.  

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 

 

 

 

You guys are so silly.  My proctologist told me my asshole's tighter than Ft. Knox.  

You just opened yourself up to a whole new world .

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and by the way, what does he mean by "she got blasted"    'cause with the no underwear thing..the mind wanders.  Seems mindless, but it does...

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After she passed out in my car I had no idea where her car was. So being the gentleman that I am. I opted not to just dump her in the parking lot and drive off. Instead I brought her to my house, carried her inside, and put her in my bed. Since she had a nice dress on, I undressed her and hung her dress up so it wouldn’t get wrinkled. That’s when I discovered that she wasn’t wearing any panties. Also, being the gentleman that I am, I slept on the couch.

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4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Why would a woman go on a first date with someone wearing a dress and no panties?  She's a redhead, so maybe that explains it.

How is she supposed to know before agreeing to the date that the guy is going to be wearing a dress with no panties?

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After she passed out in my car I had no idea where her car was. So being the gentleman that I am. I opted not to just dump her in the parking lot and drive off. Instead I brought her to my house, carried her inside, and put her in my bed. Since she had a nice dress on, I undressed her and hung her dress up so it wouldn’t get wrinkled. That’s when I discovered that she wasn’t wearing any panties. Also, being the gentleman that I am, I slept on the couch.

Sounds like you are set up pretty good for round 2.
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Sounds like you are set up pretty good for round 2.

Yeah, she’s very petite, attractive, and before she got drunk and passed out seemed pretty fun. Her only down side is she’s 15 years younger than me. That puts her on the older side of my dates. It was kind of a pain getting up the next morning and taking to find her car though.
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She didn't want panty lines. Wonder why she got blasted? Could be she is always a heavy drinker or she didn't eat much and the alcohol went straight to her head. Either way, she is probably too embarrassed to go out with you again IF she is a decent sort. 

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2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

She didn't want panty lines. Wonder why she got blasted? Could be she is always a heavy drinker or she didn't eat much and the alcohol went straight to her head. Either way, she is probably too embarrassed to go out with you again IF she is a decent sort. 

If she’s the decent sort he doesn’t want to go out with her again.

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I was gonna post this in NSAA, but that is a more limited and even more depraved audience.
Someone in my twitter stream liked this....and here it is for surly (can't believe Fitbump isn't involved in this attention whoring)

 

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On 10/18/2019 at 2:55 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Why would a woman go on a first date with someone wearing a dress and no panties?  She's a redhead, so maybe that explains it.

 

On 10/18/2019 at 3:26 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I was kind of hoping for that, but she pretty much ruined that when she got blasted, forgot where she parked her car, and then passed out in my car.

 

On 10/18/2019 at 7:15 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

After she passed out in my car I had no idea where her car was. So being the gentleman that I am. I opted not to just dump her in the parking lot and drive off. Instead I brought her to my house, carried her inside, and put her in my bed. Since she had a nice dress on, I undressed her and hung her dress up so it wouldn’t get wrinkled. That’s when I discovered that she wasn’t wearing any panties. Also, being the gentleman that I am, I slept on the couch.

 

On 10/18/2019 at 9:16 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Yeah, she’s very petite, attractive, and before she got drunk and passed out seemed pretty fun. Her only down side is she’s 15 years younger than me. That puts her on the older side of my dates. It was kind of a pain getting up the next morning and taking to find her car though.

 

On 10/19/2019 at 7:04 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Decent women very rarely go out with me anyway

I think I speak for surly posters, and we are waiting for this to continue in NSAA; as those photos are not showing up for any of us in this thread.

Petite redhead you say......go on.....

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It's a sign of the effect surly has had on me that I actually considered, for about one second, taking a picture when I put her to bed.  Anyway,  I texted her Sunday and asked her if she was interested in going out again.  She responded that she figured she would never hear from me again, but would love to make it up to me.  So maybe this will end up in NSAA.

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On 10/18/2019 at 6:16 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

How is she supposed to know before agreeing to the date that the guy is going to be wearing a dress with no panties?

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