Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I personally would be more than happy to hold her pussy while she wipes the floor.

[Underdog 28745]

This is immediately going on my Christmas wish list...

https://www.walmart.com/ip/The-Doghouse-Hotdog-Cooker/29440281?sourceid=dsn_fbins_fa0e1f50-a7c9-46fa-afe7-b3dbcccb2e4d&veh=dsn&wmlspartner=dsn_fbins_fa0e1f50-a7c9-46fa-afe7-b3dbcccb2e4d&cn=L0-DABA-Minimum-ROAS-Test_pr_dps_dsn_soc_fb_hom_etr&fbclid=IwAR1B0-dck-nECyUBER0Y7DVHfix7ivH50n2bFndPSI1gcFTtRynwSvj_IYg

 

 

 

Edited November 22, 2019 by Underdog

[TKthunder2 4992]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

This is immediately going on my Christmas wish list...

https://www.walmart.com/ip/The-Doghouse-Hotdog-Cooker/29440281?sourceid=dsn_fbins_fa0e1f50-a7c9-46fa-afe7-b3dbcccb2e4d&veh=dsn&wmlspartner=dsn_fbins_fa0e1f50-a7c9-46fa-afe7-b3dbcccb2e4d&cn=L0-DABA-Minimum-ROAS-Test_pr_dps_dsn_soc_fb_hom_etr&fbclid=IwAR1B0-dck-nECyUBER0Y7DVHfix7ivH50n2bFndPSI1gcFTtRynwSvj_IYg

 

 

 

Username checks out.

[52-80 19195]

I always thought the weird shit on OSU helmets were flies.

 

I dont know what the fuck a Buckeye is.  I assume its something agricultural, but im not fully sure that Ohio is a farming state. 

 

Then I realized I dont know anything about Ohio at all. 

 

 

[tbone_ 14132]

The stickers are meth leaves.

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21091]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

I always thought the weird shit on OSU helmets were flies.

 

I dont know what the fuck a Buckeye is.  I assume its something agricultural, but im not fully sure that Ohio is a farming state

 

 

 

Edited November 23, 2019 by Prepuce of Doom

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

I dont know what the fuck a Buckeye is.

Aesculus glabra is also known as the "Ohio buckeye". It's a nut tree, and the nuts look a bit like chestnuts.

Ohio, meanwhile, is a great place to grow tickets to any-fucking-where-else.

Glad I could help.

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

Phlegm's commitment to the quick kick in the football threads is remarkable. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Man I love NY Times online archive 

 

https://timesmachine.nytimes.com/browser/

 

Requires a subscription, but I have it at $1/week for a year and I get hours of entertainment from it.

[Prepuce of Doom 21091]

I just bought a box of Sugar Babies (the caramel-based candy, not a container of prostitutes) on impulse at the checkout lane. 

I haven't eaten them in probably 20ish years, and while it's possible that I got a lousy box, they were nowhere near as good as I remember. 

[Kennythetiger 9398]

Your post made me randomly think of Good 'n Plenty.  Probably 20 years for me, wonder if they're still covered with that awful, brittle, purple and white coating.  I'd eat a whole box back in the day.

[Prepuce of Doom 21091]

The best flavor combination in the world results from chowing down on Good 'n Plentys while smoking a Marlboro and drinking a Guinness from the tap. 

Edited November 28, 2019 by Prepuce of Doom

[WhatTheBuck 28791]

No it doesn't. 

Edited November 28, 2019 by WhatTheBuck
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[Armybrat 40853]

Do they even make yo-yo’s anymore?

i remember in the early 1950s when they were a new thing, and a Duncan factory salesman demonstrated fancy tricks with the toy at the NCO club in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

I never could get the hang of the damn things.

[Underdog 28745]

Yep.  Buy several for Toys 4 Tots as stocking stuffers.  

[Slacks 6823]

TIL there is a shoe called a "Dickson Bootie".

Should be the most popular shoe in the world.

[Bill Clay 48]

Where did the Cutthroat Chip King of Houston thread go?

[Armybrat 40853]

He got elected Prime Minister of Elbonia.

[Prepuce of Doom 21091]

On 11/27/2019 at 5:36 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I just bought a box of Sugar Babies (the caramel-based candy, not a container of prostitutes) on impulse at the checkout lane. 

I haven't eaten them in probably 20ish years, and while it's possible that I got a lousy box, they were nowhere near as good as I remember. 

...but holy fucking shit, are Milk Duds 100x better than I remember them being. 

Do yourself a favor and pick up a box next time you have the opportunity. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21909]

Milk Duds are the Texas coaching staff of candy

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Sooner or later, North Carolina is going to legalize pot. When they do, not only will I grow it, but I will also market a brand new product: cannabis infused laxatives.

For Shits and Giggles

[WhatTheBuck 28791]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Sooner or later, North Carolina is going to legalize pot. When they do, not only will I grow it, but I will also market a brand new product: cannabis infused laxatives.

For Shits and Giggles

How high were you when you came up with that idea?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

On 11/27/2019 at 7:27 PM, Armybrat said:

Do they even make yo-yo’s anymore?

i remember in the early 1950s when they were a new thing, and a Duncan factory salesman demonstrated fancy tricks with the toy at the NCO club in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

I never could get the hang of the damn things.

I have a little regret that the excellent golden yellow Duncan yo-yo did not make the trip back to our house after my mom passed away. Our children were allowed to pick one or two items to bring back, and no one picked the click clacks either. I have to wonder if the click clacks sold at the garage sale (held by a family member) because I'd heard they were outlawed- - just looked online and yep, banned in 1985. I had a pair of purple and a pair of green.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

[ROFL BOX 6649]

Eh?

 

[Buffsoldier 1895]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I have a little regret that the excellent golden yellow Duncan yo-yo did not make the trip back to our house after my mom passed away. Our children were allowed to pick one or two items to bring back, and no one picked the click clacks either. I have to wonder if the click clacks sold at the garage sale (held by a family member) because I'd heard they were outlawed- - just looked online and yep, banned in 1985. I had a pair of purple and a pair of green.

You know what it takes to sell real estate?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Is that line Alec Baldwin? I haven't ever seen that movie.

[tbone_ 14132]

Yes and you should change that.

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

"I want a hip phlebotomist for Christmas.... only a hip phlebotomist will do..."

[Kennythetiger 9398]

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

If someone had a bad enough diet, and they were in a confined space with no ventilation, could they kill themself with their own farts?

[Kennythetiger 9398]

Brisket is still alive. So probably not. 

[Anton Chigurh 3319]

Why do these exist?

[tbone_ 14132]

Because they sound awesome?

[Prepuce of Doom 21091]

Yeah, no shit. What store carries those? 

[Prepuce of Doom 21091]

Are you putting them in your dill hole? 

[Anton Chigurh 3319]

Yeah, no shit. What store carries those? 

Kroger.

[tbone_ 14132]

Are you putting them in your dill hole? 

Settle down Beavis.

[Guest Lobo]

Over half the wrestlers from Wrestlemania III (the last one I watched) are dead.  Most of them died before 60.  And most of them died from shit you wouldn't expect (not from steroids or shit like that).  Car accidents, overdoses, bullets, etc.  All kinds of shit that screams murder.  

[Prepuce of Doom 21091]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Over half the wrestlers from Wrestlemania III (the last one I watched) are dead.  Most of them died before 60.  And most of them died from shit you wouldn't expect (not from steroids or shit like that).  Car accidents, overdoses, bullets, etc.  All kinds of shit that screams murder.  

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selection_bias

[markstanco 12585]

At deer camp. We are all 48 years old. If he finishes the whole bottle he gets $200.

[The Royal We 3072]

I bet he had the green apple splatters today. 

[gecko 1104]

What kind of a dick head do you have to be to be talking on your iPhone on speaker mode in the United club at 6:30am...?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21909]

Just go stand next to him and let one rip

[Guest Lobo]

What movie was that where somebody lets some deathly rotting pile of ass fart out their butt and then it wafts over to some guy talking on his cell phone and the guy shouts out, "Who the hell farted?  It's disgusting...I AM HERE ON BUSINESS!"  

That's what I pictured from the above two posts.  It was some barely funny comedy from about 10-20 years ago.  

[Incredulity 11678]

I finally, after about a decade, figured out the answer to a question from my youth.  I swear I had previously googled and came up with nothing.

 

I had a memory of a cartoon as a kid that had a King and "Court Jester" villain.  The King would always yell at the Court Jest named "Shecky".  I swore it was the Smurfs.

Turns out it was a short lived Hanna Barbera ripoff called Biskitts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Biskitts

 

It's like a splinter has been pulled out of my brain.

[El Diablo 4232]

Corduroy is an underappreciated fabric.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Corduroy is an underappreciated fabric.

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21909]

It makes fat people a fire hazard

[Buffsoldier 1895]

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It makes fat people a fire hazard

Yeah, THAT'S what makes fat people a fire hazard....