Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[mulletpelini 5,220]

He's set to be a politician or hedge fund manager.

[WhatTheBuck 28,904]

2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

He's set to be a politician or hedge fund manager.

Or a lawyer. 

<ducking and running for cover>

[Guest Lobo]

I honestly had no idea that Dennis Hopper died 10 years ago.  

[futureman 22,678]

does jamie lee curtis really have a Y chromosome?  where did that bullshit come from?

[El Diablo 4,232]

Tony?

[mulletpelini 5,220]

I'm watching Super Bowl 42 replay, and realize that at least 2 players, Junior Seau and Jared Lorenzen are both dead.  I'm guessing there's others, and not to mention how many people in that crowd that are dead as well, many could be from just the past couple months.

[markstanco 12,774]

I honestly had no idea that Dennis Hopper died 10 years ago.  

Me neither. Literally just Googled it. 2010. He was coaching on Hoosiers just last week?

[SHOOTER12 8,883]

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[SHOOTER12 8,883]

Big time drug and hooker bust at the Red Roof Inn in Waco a little bit ago. Right in front of my room. Look at all the huge foil packages on the trunk of the car

There were about 20 popo on the scene many with M-16's
 

Edited April 13, 2020 by SHOOTER12

[After irth 1,245]

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Big time drug and hooker bust at the Red Roof Inn in Waco a little bit ago. Right in front of my room. Look at all the huge foil packages on the trunk of the car

There were about 20 popo on the scene many with M-16's
 

You’re ok to bond out?

[SHOOTER12 8,883]

1 hour ago, After irth said:

You’re ok to bond out?

If you don't go in, no need to bond out.😎

[Iceman 2,961]

Considering renting a hair brush... ain't gonna need that bitch once the barber shops open up again.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,249]

Has anyone ever seen Andrea Bocelli without sunglasses?

[El Diablo 4,232]

An idle hand, the devil's workshop and a community pool whose maintenance was deemed non-essential 4 weeks ago. What could go wrong?

 

[cactusflinthead 27,626]

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5,510]

I think we should all follow Lina H's order and wear masks.   Let's all order Guy Fawkes masks and roll around town.  Maybe go to one of her press conferences and stand behind her. I might even be aroused enough to bang her if she had one on.

[futureman 22,678]

On 4/19/2020 at 10:06 PM, El Diablo said:

An idle hand, the devil's workshop and a community pool whose maintenance was deemed non-essential 4 weeks ago. What could go wrong?

 

huh?

[futureman 22,678]

On 4/19/2020 at 10:06 PM, El Diablo said:

An idle hand, the devil's workshop and a community pool whose maintenance was deemed non-essential 4 weeks ago. What could go wrong?

 

huh?

[El Diablo 4,232]

You can say that again.

[futureman 22,678]

4 hours ago, El Diablo said:

You can say that again.

so, you glued a rock on the hand and put the hand at the bottom of the pool?

[El Diablo 4,232]

Actually the rock is a weight to get the hand to float optimally. After experimenting with it in the sink I used the silicone to seal up the hole in the hand and also glue the rock to the wrist end. Makes the fingers on the hand point upward that way, reaching for the sky as it were. 

[NorthLoop 14,424]

why the fuck is your pool so green? 

[El Diablo 4,232]

9 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

why the fuck is your pool so green? 

 a community pool whose maintenance was deemed non-essential 4 weeks ago.

[tbone_ 14,416]

I’d still go throw some chlorine tablets in there.

[Guest Lobo]

5 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I’d still go throw some chlorine tablets in there.

Does the hand have Covid or something?  

[Scheiss Meister 8,455]

Does anything taste as healthy and wholesome as fresh picked dewberries?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,249]

The average surly poster sense of humor seems to be inversely related to the length of time under lockdown

[SHOOTER12 8,883]

10 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Does anything taste as healthy and wholesome as fresh picked dewberries?

Nope...

[Guest Lobo]

I think the Google homepage should quit being cute with the music notes 'n shit, and just be the current day of the week on top of the search field.  I was oscillating between Tuesday and Friday until about 7am this morning.  Really fucked me up.  

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,249]

How come it’s a violation of our constitutional rights to be required to wear a mask in public, but it’s perfectly acceptable to be required to wear pants?

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, I think "No Mask.  No Gloves.  No Service" is gonna be the new "No Shirt.  No Shoes.  No Service."  

All this nipple to eyeball contact has just gotta stop.  

[burntorangebongos 10,809]

How come I can stand in a crowd of 15 people and be the only one bit by mosquitos?

[Guest Lobo]

39 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

How come I can stand in a crowd of 15 people and be the only one bit by mosquitos?

Blood type.  I thought it was an old wives tale for decades.  But it is absolutely true that mosquitoes go for blood type O first either positive or negative.  And then they go for all the other blood groups after that.  

[burntorangebongos 10,809]

I'm A positive so you are a gullible pendejo. hahaha

[Guest Lobo]

13 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm A positive so you are a gullible pendejo. hahaha

My bad.  Also mosquitoes target men with erectile disfunction first   

[WhatTheBuck 28,904]

9 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

How come I can stand in a crowd of 15 people and be the only one bit by mosquitos?

Maybe they're attracted to those big, bouncing breasts. 

[Iceman 2,961]

Just passed through Bruceville- Eddy. Still have more than 1/2 a tank of gas.  

[futureman 22,678]

On 5/8/2020 at 1:14 PM, Iceman said:

Just passed through Bruceville- Eddy. Still have more than 1/2 a tank of gas.  

post/thread correlation: 100%

[Iceman 2,961]

evidently, you don't know the backstory...

 

[markstanco 12,774]

You ever walk around in your attic and step on a cat 5 cable with your left foot, then the cable goes between your flip flop and toes on your right foot, and you fall through the ceiling dislocating your left shoulder catching yourself so you don't fall 10 feet to planet earth? 

Just curious. 

[NWBuck 8,621]

23 minutes ago, markstanco said:

You ever walk around in your attic and step on a cat 5 cable with your left foot, then the cable goes between your flip flop and toes on your right foot, and you fall through the ceiling dislocating your left shoulder catching yourself so you don't fall 10 feet to planet earth? 

Just curious. 

[El Diablo 4,232]

13 hours ago, markstanco said:

You ever walk around in your attic and step on a cat 5 cable with your left foot, then the cable goes between your flip flop and toes on your right foot, and you fall through the ceiling dislocating your left shoulder catching yourself so you don't fall 10 feet to planet earth? 

Just curious. 

Not my own attic, no.

[After irth 1,245]

22 hours ago, markstanco said:

You ever walk around in your attic and step on a cat 5 cable with your left foot, then the cable goes between your flip flop and toes on your right foot, and you fall through the ceiling dislocating your left shoulder catching yourself so you don't fall 10 feet to planet earth? 

Just curious. 

Flip-flops in the attic. Good call. 

[markstanco 12,774]

Flip-flops in the attic. Good call. 

I recognize my retardednessness

[markstanco 12,774]

Xray today, no broken bones but Mri shortly. Looks like per the doc cuff surgery which is supposed to be fun.

[markstanco 12,774]

Adding, I'm left handed and its my left shoulder. Wiping my ass today was a challenge. I had to wash my hands longer that the recommended time per the cdc.

[Helobious 9,787]

How is every landmass on earth not technically an island

[NWBuck 8,621]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

How is every landmass on earth not technically an island

And yet, no man is an island entire of itself.

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

How is every landmass on earth not technically an island

Your mom's a landmass. Is she an island?

[Prepuce of Doom 21,263]

12 hours ago, Helobious said:

How is every landmass on earth not technically an island

I have had this same thought. 

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When I hear "limited edition" in a marketing context (and to a lesser extent, "for a limited time only") I often consider the fact that virtually everything is a limited edition and for a limited time only. Our entire planet is finite, dicknuts. 

Edited May 14, 2020 by Prepuce of Doom