Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[GSU&UT 1798]

Fever blisters suck

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Whether they find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.

Edited March 25, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

[The Dude 1244]

Set up an activity feed showing unread posts that does not include cloak room

 

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

Just now, !!!HOTDOGS!!! said:

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Your mom is a sandwich when my weiner is stuffed into her buns. 

 

 

[1978horn 892]

3 minutes ago, !!!HOTDOGS!!! said:

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

[GSU&UT 1798]

1 minute ago, The Dude said:

Set up an activity feed showing unread posts that does not include cloak room

 

Yeah this makes browsing the things I want so much easier.

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

11 minutes ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

Your mom is a sandwich when my weiner is stuffed into her buns. 

 

 

Makin sammies = anal. Good to know

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

14 minutes ago, 1978horn said:

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

At least a nibble. I'd be delicious I'm sure

[Born Burnt 6177]

Is it racist to call people Eskimos and to say they live in crudely constructed single-story buildings?

 

[Brothahorn 10087]

If Hunt Bros. pizza is so good why is it only served in gas stations and truck stops?

[GSU&UT 1798]

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

If Hunt Bros. pizza is so good why is it only served in gas stations and truck stops?

I had my first slice of gas station pizza, at a QT, a few months ago. It was about what you expect, but still somehow better than a Hot-N-Ready Little Caesars

[markstanco 12570]

People who dont use cruise control on highways. That makes me rage harder than left lane campers. I have a gun in my truck, don't test me bro.

[Homercles 10205]

Same assholes, already a slew of the same topics...but the clean, mobile-ready layout and non-Shag title just feels weird.  

Its too bright and fucking cheery for this ragtag group

[po elvis 2070]

i wish i could bottle the sweat from my balls and sell it.

[Steel Shank 9421]

I sleep better after a little wine

 

 

at your momma's house.

[wd40 1976]

snatch

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Why can't you judge a book by looking at its cover? 

[MissingInAction 25002]

So this is the new cheap post thread to get NSAA access.

[Call 393]

Eskimo Hut sucks

[SDG 3319]

On 3/25/2018 at 11:39 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Whether they find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.

Doesn’t the mass/gravity of Jupiter help protect the earth from space debri.  

[Stunns38 3460]

So , why are most roads including side streets in the metroplex concrete instead of asphalt? Sure, it lasts longer but it’s expensive to build and repair. I’ve seen some shitty built concrete roads too.

[Slacks 6819]

I bit the ever living crap outta the side of my tongue. it's like I got stabbed... in the tongue. 

[Jimbaround 975]

1 hour ago, SDG said:

Doesn’t the mass/gravity of Jupiter help protect the earth from space debri.  

Yeah, that’s why they are so pissed at us.

[NIUHuskies 504]

I remember watching the Challenger explode at my pre school when I was 5.

[elfenix 34221]

when i was a kid i remember the lizards turning from green to brown and back.  we called them chameleons, though they weren't actually chameleons. 

now the lizards are all just brown. 

apparently the color changes lizards were Carolina Anoles, native to the southern US.  the brown-only lizards are Brown Anoles, native to Cuba and the Bahamas.  they got to Florida about 130 years ago, got to Houston about 30 years ago, and have been out-competing the color change lizards.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2397]

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

when i was a kid i remember the lizards turning from green to brown and back.  we called them chameleons, though they weren't actually chameleons. 

now the lizards are all just brown. 

apparently the color changes lizards were Carolina Anoles, native to the southern US.  the brown-only lizards are Brown Anoles, native to Cuba and the Bahamas.  they got to Florida about 130 years ago, got to Houston about 30 years ago, and have been out-competing the color change lizards.

 

[Amos Moses 795]

27 minutes ago, elfenix said:

when i was a kid i remember the lizards turning from green to brown and back.  we called them chameleons, though they weren't actually chameleons. 

now the lizards are all just brown. 

apparently the color changes lizards were Carolina Anoles, native to the southern US.  the brown-only lizards are Brown Anoles, native to Cuba and the Bahamas.  they got to Florida about 130 years ago, got to Houston about 30 years ago, and have been out-competing the color change lizards.

Erroneous!  Erroneous!  Just saw a green to brown to green lizard last weekend in my suburban Houston yard.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Your mom gave me anole last night.

[Footballpants 121]

why did you just change the title of this threas?

 

[GSU&UT 1798]

Just now, Footballpants said:

why did you just change the title of this threas?

 

I didn't change shit my dude.

[RegularSizedRudy 36]

Why is it that no matter what color shirts I wear, the lint in my belly button is always the same blueish grey color?

[chesthair 231]

15 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So this is the new cheap post thread to get NSAA access.

been looking for it.  thx. 

 

my random thought. is alanis morissette still alive?  havent googled it yet. 

[lateshow 1304]

On 3/25/2018 at 1:50 PM, 1978horn said:

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

I would. Then, I'd wash myself down with an ice cold Budweiser. 

[Jimbaround 975]

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

when i was a kid i remember the lizards turning from green to brown and back.  we called them chameleons, though they weren't actually chameleons. 

now the lizards are all just brown. 

apparently the color changes lizards were Carolina Anoles, native to the southern US.  the brown-only lizards are Brown Anoles, native to Cuba and the Bahamas.  they got to Florida about 130 years ago, got to Houston about 30 years ago, and have been out-competing the color change lizards.

Is this why I'm seeing so many more lizards these days?

[jofus 2266]

why do i sometimes enjoy my own farts?

[iamthepush 72]

1 minute ago, jofus said:

why do i sometimes enjoy my own farts?

sometimes?

[BTW 370]

I smashed my finger with a hammer on Friday night while trying to punch a diabetic symbol into the back of a sandwedge, I wasn't sure what the long term ramifications would be, but as of today, I have almost full range of motion and minimal pain with moderate swelling

[DarthBalls 4]

I use my phone for: weather, maps, music, video media, news, camera, photo library, wife locator, home security control, house thermostat,  email, text messages, kitchen timer, food thermometer display, book reading, calorie log, crossword puzzles, phone calls, exercise log and general research tool. It's overwhelming and i don't think there is any way to go back to the way it was before. 

[Doc Holliday 199]

5 minutes ago, DarthBalls said:

I use my phone for: weather, maps, music, video media, news, camera, photo library, wife locator, home security control, house thermostat,  email, text messages, kitchen timer, food thermometer display, book reading, calorie log, crossword puzzles, phone calls, exercise log and general research tool. It's overwhelming and i don't think there is any way to go back to the way it was before. 

Skynet thanks you

[GhostRider 169]

Why do my fingernails grow faster than my toenails?

[MissingInAction 25002]

I will masturbate so enthusiastically tonight that my neighbors will hear me.

[Lou 264]

Yes

[lateshow 1304]

Where's Bert?

[clapclapclap 9000]

20 hours ago, Homercles said:

Same assholes, already a slew of the same topics...but the clean, mobile-ready layout and non-Shag title just feels weird.  

Its too bright and fucking cheery for this ragtag group

Well we're still all dressed up in our funeral suits.

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 hours ago, jofus said:

why do i sometimes enjoy my own farts?

I overate last night and ended up with a dutch oven boner.  But was sleeping on the couch at that point, so not really enjoyable.

[elfenix 34221]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I will masturbate so enthusiastically tonight that my neighbors will hear me.

like that's different than any other night

[BayouBill 835]

I stuck myself with the thorny part of a palm tree leaf (frond?)...just barely...and it swelled up like i got bit by a damn rattlesnake.

[Born Burnt 6177]

Sometimes I'm tempted to go back to Shaggy Texas just to see what's going on there. But then I punch myself in the face.

[Whitman 694]

No good in your life can come from posting in CR/Politics forums.  Browse occasionally, shake your head, and then leave before engaging.

Edited March 27, 2018 by Whitman