Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Orb Weaver.

[Guest Lobo]

Orb, Dream Weaver.  I believe you can bite me through the night.  

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

For at least 20 years I have been trying to remember the name of a movie I saw as a kid.  Just now I randomly came across it while scrolling through the guide.  The itch in my brain has finally been scratched.  Nearly orgasmic.

[Guest]

On 9/28/2020 at 6:15 PM, Covri said:

How long as and adult do you keep birthday cards after receiving them?

I throw them away that day and usually make sure the giver sees said reaction.

 

No fucks given.

[After irth 1245]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

I throw them away that day and usually make sure the giver sees said reaction.

 

No fucks given.

Classy...

[Guest]

1 minute ago, After irth said:

Classy...

never have understood someone giving Hallmark $5 in the name of my birthday.   It's freaking stupid.

a phone call or handwritten note means way the hell more to me.

Edited October 13, 2020 by slorch

[Kennythetiger 9483]

2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

For at least 20 years I have been trying to remember the name of a movie I saw as a kid.  Just now I randomly came across it while scrolling through the guide.  The itch in my brain has finally been scratched.  Nearly orgasmic.

Well??

[Underdog 28800]

Roadhouse. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Well??

Well, if I just told you immediately you wouldn’t get the same satisfaction as I did.

Roadhouse. 

I didn’t get hit in the head that hard.

[Prepuce of Doom 21110]

So what was the movie? 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

7 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

So what was the movie? 

[Kennythetiger 9483]

The Double Douche. 

[ztejas 43549]

Amy Coney Barrett has one of the sexiest voices I've ever heard. 

Don't care what you think of her politics. I would.

[Scheiss Meister 8413]

Is it possible to have a world-class case of Fridayitis on a Thursday?  Yes.  Yes it is.

[TKthunder2 4999]

On 10/13/2020 at 11:31 AM, futureman said:

what kind of spider is this?

There is a thread for this....

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/10753-what-kind-of-spider-is-this/

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[RDCanecutter 26476]

Why do we spell "lisp" with an S?

Shouldn't it be "lithp?"

[markstanco 12631]

Even the sugar free cool whip is fine all by itself as a desert.

[Prepuce of Doom 21110]

But it's not as good as inhaling Reddi Wip. 

[TKthunder2 4999]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Even the sugar free cool whip is fine all by itself as a desert.

I can do Cool Whip Lite, but Cool Whip Free tastes like shit...

[Guest Lobo]

You're saying it weird, why you putting so much emphasis on the 'H'?  

[Steamboat1874 4087]

7 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

I can do Cool Whip Lite, but Cool Whip Free tastes like shit...

Fuck sugar free or lite cool whip.....that is like ordering a diet coke with a double cheeseburger and large order of fries.

[SHOOTER12 8836]

On 10/14/2020 at 7:57 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

"I always wanted to try you Dalton... I think I can take you"

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

21 hours ago, markstanco said:

Even the sugar free cool whip is fine all by itself as a desert.

Freeze it 

[markstanco 12631]

Freeze it 

Is it a rock or like ice cream? Sounds good...

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

The movie was Treasure of the Four Crowns. It’s a 3D action adventure flick from 1983 that was mostly Spanish produced. It is so awful but the relief from finally knowing the name is great. It’s like Gymkata bad. So you know it’s good.

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

28 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Freeze it 

Is it a rock or like ice cream? Sounds good...

Ice cream

add some almonds or pecans to level up

Edited October 21, 2020 by ChickenSandwich

[Horn_Spanker 524]

When my gasoline "Miles to Go" indicator in my car gets below 100, I start thinking about filling up again.  That happened today, so I checked when my last fill up was, 03/15/2020!

[markstanco 12631]

In my late 40s I find myself mature, at least More so than obviously 20 years ago. But the rail on my stairs makes me 15 years old everytime I see this.

[Guest Lobo]

It looks like you think you're Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and you're about to rape Beaker's mouth.

Anything else you wanna tell us...you sick fuck?

[DougO 5256]

Nothing screams America like a $40,000 house with $50,000 worth of Halloween shit in the front yard...in September.

[DougO 5256]

8 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said:

When my gasoline "Miles to Go" indicator in my car gets below 100, I start thinking about filling up again.  That happened today, so I checked when my last fill up was, 03/15/2020!

A few weeks ago i got to the gas pump with 1 mile to go. Never cut it that close before.

[TKthunder2 4999]

1 hour ago, DougO said:

A few weeks ago i got to the gas pump with 1 mile to go. Never cut it that close before.

Pussy

[NeverMarryAStripper 21965]

10 hours ago, DougO said:

A few weeks ago i got to the gas pump with 1 mile to go. Never cut it that close before.

I know for a fact that mine will go at least 10 more miles after it hits 0 to go.

[52-80 19271]

I always wondered how they did those actor-looking-at-a-mirror shots in movies, where you can't see the cameras

 

Some shots are done at an angle with telephoto, so that's easy and obvious, but other shots are close up and wide and square and I have no idea

[WhatTheBuck 28811]

Ever seen the movie Contact? (If not, you should.)

 

[CHIEF 5095]

I once picked up a girl at a bar, in college, that had on crotchless panties. I mean what the fuck, why waste the money, just go commando.

CHIEF

[Helobious 9467]

Driving around stone oak tonight, saw a black BMW with a license plate that said “850 FICO”. Probably the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21965]

If he was really cool his plate would have been “Pd Cash”

[52-80 19271]

8 hours ago, Helobious said:

Driving around stone oak tonight, saw a black BMW with a license plate that said “850 FICO”. Probably the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen. 

lmao

[52-80 19271]

12 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ever seen the movie Contact? (If not, you should.)

 

director is a goddamn showoff

[WhatTheBuck 28811]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

director is a goddamn showoff

That's sort of the job description, Einstein. 

[Incredulity 11683]

Stumbled on You Oughta Know by Alanis Morisette on Sirius 90’s channel.

My god what a god awful screeching POS.  I remember her album being omnipresent in the early 90’s but hadn’t encountered much if any of it for probably a decade.  Wasn’t ever a fan, but that really hasn’t aged well.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1693]

It’s even better when you consider she’s singing about Uncle Joey from Full House. 

It’s funny you bring that song up as I’ve stumbled on it 2-3 times in the past week on Sirius. Their catalog is drastically shrinking by the day. Might be time to move on from Sirius/XM. The repeating of songs is reaching early days of free Pandora levels. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

21 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Stumbled on You Oughta Know by Alanis Morisette on Sirius 90’s channel.

My god what a god awful screeching POS.  I remember her album being omnipresent in the early 90’s but hadn’t encountered much if any of it for probably a decade.  Wasn’t ever a fan, but that really hasn’t aged well.

She always was horrible.  Alternative rock was desperate for a female icon.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 10/23/2020 at 9:29 PM, Helobious said:

Driving around stone oak tonight, saw a black BMW with a license plate that said “850 FICO”. Probably the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen. 

Is that even something to brag about.  I'm not even rich and I think I'm consistently in the 830s.  

[CooterBrown 18033]

Ever seen the movie Contact? (If not, you should.)
 

The second comment explains how it’s most likely done.

[CooterBrown 18033]

DP

[WhatTheBuck 28811]

29 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

The second comment explains how it’s most likely done.

I know how it's done. It's just a classic shot from a great movie by a great author. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1983]

On 10/19/2020 at 11:43 PM, markstanco said:

Even the sugar free cool whip is fine all by itself as a desert.

Stir in some Nestles Kwik for a real treat.

Edited October 25, 2020 by Shoxthemonkey