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5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Shaggy and Surly are at the zoo and they see a sea otter sucking his dick.
Shaggy: I wish I could do that.
Surly: That otter's gonna bite you.

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What's with British chicks clearly trading their asses for big tits? Any large breasted British woman almost certainly has a flat ass to the point it's nearly inverted.

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For those of you that wear a fitbit or some other workout tracking watch, have you ever jerked off with it on to see how many calories you burned?  Does it start telling you good job and keep it up?  

Since you are now thinking about it, go ahead and post your results here.

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For those of you that wear a fitbit or some other workout tracking watch, have you ever jerked off with it on to see how many calories you burned?  Does it start telling you good job and keep it up?  
Since you are now thinking about it, go ahead and post your results here.


I wear my Fitbit on my left and jerk off with my right. I’d use my left but it’d feel like a sad uncoordinated amateur handy, like from high school.
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On 5/27/2018 at 1:23 AM, BearMace said:

What's with British chicks clearly trading their asses for big tits? Any large breasted British woman almost certainly has a flat ass to the point it's nearly inverted.

I'm gonna need pics to back up this claim. For science. 

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Capital One credit cards that can be turned "off" to prevent fraud.

Shouldn't cards be "off" by default, then turned "on" when you need to buy something?

 

hmmm

 

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On 6/10/2018 at 12:46 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

When they were filming the beach volleyball scene in Top Gun how far did they have to lower the net to let Tom Cruise spike the ball

It was a ping pong table.

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On 6/1/2018 at 6:54 AM, 'stache said:

 


I wear my Fitbit on my left and jerk off with my right. I’d use my left but it’d feel like a sad uncoordinated amateur handy, like from high school.

 

I thought after the advent of internet porn, everyone would go to their left. 

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I'm happily married, but a pair of dark sunglasses at the community pool is one of life's great simple pleasures.
This. Although I'm divorced. I just left the pool by my apartment with my kids. Sorry, no pics.

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My office phone still makes me dial a bunch of numbers to call long distance, to track the cost for billing purposes. Does the phone company really still charge extra for long distance on land lines? Cell phones don’t charge extra, and communications are way more advanced these days. Does it really cost the phone company extra to transmit the calls over longer distance than locally?

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On June 20, 2018 at 10:24 AM, 'stache said:

My office phone still makes me dial a bunch of numbers to call long distance, to track the cost for billing purposes. Does the phone company really still charge extra for long distance on land lines? Cell phones don’t charge extra, and communications are way more advanced these days. Does it really cost the phone company extra to transmit the calls over longer distance than locally?

No, they just get a laugh out of making you dial.

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My uber driver to downtown the other day was named Malaka.  Super nice lady, white Toyota of some sort.  she's logged several thousands of rides so odds are one of you has had her drive you befroe.  

I like to maintain my 4.97 rating, so I couldn't yell into my phone what I wanted to yell into my phone, "What can I tell you Uber, I'm into Malakas!"  

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On 4/19/2018 at 5:26 PM, mr. sunshine said:

I sometimes think other drivers really admire my driving. They just see how I handle my truck and it instills confidence. If they have a choice of lanes, they’ll follow me. It has nothing to do with their intended destination 

I have often felt on long road trips the symbiosis with another traveler. No admiration, just our innate desire to dance.

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Just saw this today... Sargent York premiered in 1941, and was the highest grossing movie of that year and up to that point, ever.

When adjusted for inflation, it remains, even 77 years later,  the highest grossing film (per dollar value at time of release) of all time.

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17 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Just saw this today... Sargent York premiered in 1941, and was the highest grossing movie of that year and up to that point, ever.

When adjusted for inflation, it remains, even 77 years later,  the highest grossing film (per dollar value at time of release) of all time.

And it is a very good movie as well.

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