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As is a metric shit-ton.  You should know this, you were around during the Metric-Imperial Wars of 1824.  Didn't you shiv that guy with the 30cm blade?  

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When you walk away from a conversation thinking, "Man, that dude is a little 'off'", do you ever think they are thinking the same thing?
Never. I post on this website so I know it's the other guy.
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I mean, she's cute with a solid rack and looks to live an upper-middle-class lifestyle.  But that's not exactly rare, there's a million like that in this country.  It does not excuse her table nacho cone abortion.  

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I mean, she's cute with a solid rack and looks to live an upper-middle-class lifestyle.  But that's not exactly rare, there's a million like that in this country.  It does not excuse her table nacho cone abortion.  

So much wrong in that video.  But the biggest thing that irritated me was that she was just putting that shit straight on the countertop.

Also why were the ingredients laid out in a line like on display for her just to mix it with a paint scraper?  Just dumb.

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3 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

So much wrong in that video.  But the biggest thing that irritated me was that she was just putting that shit straight on the countertop.

Also why were the ingredients laid out in a line like on display for her just to mix it with a paint scraper?  Just dumb.

I was kind of okay with it being on the countertop.  I wouldn't eat it off someone else's countertop and I wouldn't do that to mine, but whatever.  Let's pretend it was on a sheet of wax paper or something.  The initial presentation was okay.  Then she brought out the paint scrapers.  I cringed, but still would probably eat.  Then she brought out the chips.  I'm thinking okay, she's gonna have a countertop chip slab. Nope. Cringe again and that's where I drew the line.  Would not.

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I bet i have ate cereal 12 times in 30 years for a meal.

But if the lucky charm people would do just the marshmallows I'd be back.

Also, the PB inside of reeces cup. Put that shit in a jar. Not what you say it is now, the real stuff.

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Fuck you cancer. Right in the ass.

Fraternity brother who has exactly zero enemies in this world who constantly gives time and money to shelters is about to die at 51. Always giving his time to others in need.

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Okay....near my house there is a midget that lives on at a house on the right. I've seen her mowing or whatnot for a few years.

But...

Today, heading south on the street, she went to check her mail while I was actually passing. Standing in 10 inches of snow. All I saw was torso up. Am I a bad person for laughing?

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increased percentage of Italian-Americans appearing in my LinkedIn "people you may know/want to connect to" feed all of the sudden
I'm a little suspicious
Wait until I show up on your connect feed...
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8 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

It occurred to me that the two times you're most vulnerable is when you're sleeping

Revolutionary insight right there.

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and when you're standing at a urinal peeing

Against anyone who isn’t worried about you turning around and peeing on them.

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5 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Mid-February - being the suckiest part of the year for me since 1989.  Seriously, fuck this part of this month.

February is the shittiest month for sports too. We should just skip right to March Madness.

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9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

February is the shittiest month for sports too. We should just skip right to March Madness.

Does Texas get to keep its projected 4 seed? If so - YES. 

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

February is the shittiest month for sports too. We should just skip right to March Madness.

Normally I'd agree but having a hard time doing so this year. 

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We upgraded our water kettle recently, because I’m a dumbass but easily best appliance upgrade ever. 

Increased my tea intake so definitely drinking more water plus saves so much time  

 

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