Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[NWBuck 8552]

On 6/22/2018 at 12:03 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

I can't get the "after these messages, we'll be right back" jingle from kids' cartoons in the 70s out of my head.

Dammit.

[hookemATL 11701]

Today is my birthday. I’ve spent all day shitting water and vomiting, while taking care of my wife and child who have also been shitting water and vomiting. Happy birthday to me. 

[Steel Shank 9421]

7 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Just saw this today... Sargent York premiered in 1941, and was the highest grossing movie of that year and up to that point, ever.

When adjusted for inflation, it remains, even 77 years later,  the highest grossing film (per dollar value at time of release) of all time.

pretty intense

[skipperj 377]

Did they just inflate Sargent York, or did they do the same for Titanic?

Titanic had Kate boobs.

[RPM 26315]

Gary. Fucking. Cooper.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

What are  your thoughts on bowling with skinheads?

[skipperj 377]

What about Camaros?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

15 minutes ago, skipperj said:

What about Camaros?

Bitchin!

[skipperj 377]

Oh wow. How’d you get a car?

[You don't know me 1161]

1 hour ago, skipperj said:

Oh wow. How’d you get a car?

Uncle Geronimo come through?

[Guest Lobo]

Y'all been thinking about going down to the shore?  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Y'all been thinking about going down to the shore?  

Nah. Gonna go to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea.

[Guest Lobo]

Please be careful driving around my neighbors.  They are not fleet of foot and I don't give a shit what connections you may have to any two-bit politicians in this two-horse shitshow of a town.  

[GotThatFire 166]

https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh416o8MlZk1fe6137

 

Can anyone explain this

[RDCanecutter 26377]

Asking for a friend: is it illegal to yell "THEATER" in a crowded fire?

[Planet Houston 4930]

My family and I drove from Houston to Weatherford yesterday. Wife and two four year-olds. 

We didn’t stop once. It was incredible. I’m feeling like the master of my domain. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 3/25/2018 at 1:35 PM, GSU&UT said:

Fever blisters suck

I’ve noticed that most people with oral herpes think calling it something else will fool people. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21867]

Why does shit stink? It’s just the undigested portion of the food I eat and I don’t eat stinky food. I think the world would be a better place if my shit didn’t stink.

[pokeNbeans 203]

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy......

[skipperj 377]

Roses really smell like poopoooo

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, skipperj said:

Roses really smell like poopoooo

You know, while roses themselves actually smell pretty good, the fact of the matter is, with as much fertilizer as most folk have to use to get them to grow at all, the stench of poop really is the overriding sensation in most rose gardens. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed.

[skipperj 377]

I just really like to quote pop music.

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

2 hours ago, skipperj said:

I just really like to quote pop music.

 

New York, London, Paris, Munich
Everybody talk about pop musik

Talk about, pop musik
Talk about, pop musik
Pop pop pop pop musik

[markstanco 12570]

Is there a more white people vegetable than artichokes?

[skipperj 377]

Kale

[markstanco 12570]

Good point.

[markstanco 12570]

These single day off holidays always intrigue me.

Today is like a Thursday. And in two days it will be Thursday again. Wednesday will be funday Wednesday. And so will this Sunday.

[skipperj 377]

These single day off holidays always intrigue me.

Today is like a Thursday. And in two days it will be Thursday again. Wednesday will be funday Wednesday. And so will this Sunday.

[El Diablo 4232]

On 7/1/2018 at 9:23 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

You know, while roses themselves actually smell pretty good, the fact of the matter is, with as much fertilizer as most folk have to use to get them to grow at all, the stench of poop really is the overriding sensation in most rose gardens. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed.

I beg your pardon.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

38 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I beg your pardon.

I'm old enough to get this joke. +1

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

These single day off holidays always intrigue me.

Today is like a Thursday. And in two days it will be Thursday again. Wednesday will be funday Wednesday. And so will this Sunday.

Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel. Sunday has a feel.

[HornOnTheBayou 8904]

Does Lee Greenwood just live off of his July royalty check each year? Are May and June lean months in the Greenwood house while he waits for the July check?

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

I saw Lee Greenwood do his thing before the IndyCar race at RoadAmerica a week and a half ago, so at the very least, June is a warmup lap for him. 

[futureman 22440]

I’m currently on vacation at an unnamed beach in the florida panhandle.  saw manny diaz at the beach club today.  flashed him the hookem, he stared blankly at me and had no discernible reaction.  he was also wearing a visor.  that is all. 

[Guest]

If giving birth hurts worse than a kick to the nuts, then why doesn't a guy ever ask to be kicked a 2nd  time?

[markstanco 12570]

I'm so bored I'm watching ex nfl players play flag football on the nfl network.

[bamachine 1230]

Warning, not for the weak of stomach or at mealtime.

 

[BearMace 2191]

Damn. 

[kopp0e 1135]

Why would this even be a thought of something to do in life..? #Can'tDoIt...

 

[luke duke 6412]

I’m currently on vacation at an unnamed beach in the florida panhandle.  saw manny diaz at the beach club today.  flashed him the hookem, he stared blankly at me and had no discernible reaction.  he was also wearing a visor.  that is all. 

Were you wearing your Buenos Diaz Bitchez shirt?

[ajax 2600]

Tim Tebow is dating his second Miss Universe, this one hotter than the previous. 

[El Diablo 4232]

1 hour ago, ajax said:

Tim Tebow is dating his second Miss Universe, this one hotter than the previous. 

Might belong in the trivial things that make you surly thread.

[LongestHorn 759]

Teenagers use waay too much toilet paper.  

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

I saw a fat guy on a recumbent bicycle yesterday and it made me laugh out loud. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Every damn wind farm I drive by has this one asshole turbine that just won’t turn. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

9 hours ago, LongestHorn said:

Teenagers use waay too much toilet paper.  

Better than not using enough, and then touching all your stuff.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21867]

Teenagers are just nasty period.i can’t believe any of them ever get laid.

[Underdog 28544]

On 7/11/2018 at 12:39 PM, ajax said:

Tim Tebow is dating his second Miss Universe, this one hotter than the previous. 

Have tickets to see him in Binghamton next week...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mainly due to Billy Joel themed fireworks post game. 

[RDCanecutter 26377]

If you think of 3 Taco Bell crunchy tacos + 32 oz of Dr. Pepper as food, you'll be disappointed.

If you think of it as a laxative, well sir, you will be a light-stepping happy man.

[El Diablo 4232]

Yeah, that's a meal fit for a king. A king who will soon be sitting on the throne.