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She's been posting four-line "poems" with each of her animals.

Also this:

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Someone needs to help her lay some pipe and give her some protein.  She's probably starving by now.

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  On 11/13/2020 at 5:02 AM, markstanco said:

Why do guys who ride road bikes feel the need to wear costumes? At lunch today and a few guys came in wearing the normal: sleeveless jean jackets with patches, do-rag, mirror glasses.

I have a truck. Should I wear a cowboy hat and a bolo tie when I drive it?

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  On 11/13/2020 at 7:28 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Absolutely 

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Hell yeah, I do... yippee kiyaa mother fucker

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  On 11/19/2020 at 4:47 AM, TKthunder2 said:

Wer, sudsy bar of soap popped out of my left hand in the shower and I snatched it out of the air with my right hand before it could fall to the floor.  I’m very impressed with myself right now.

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Were you spitting on toilet paper at the same time?? If so, impressive, if not...no

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  On 3/31/2021 at 5:30 AM, retsevlys said:

She's been posting four-line "poems" with each of her animals.

Also this:

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Someone needs to help her lay some pipe and give her some protein.  She's probably starving by now.

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Fucking amazing. It's the broken golf cart that's the issue. 

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  On 4/15/2021 at 3:56 PM, Superhero said:

After a few years of work with me on anger management, my therapist telling me "You're good, we don't need to meet anymore."

$400/mo extra play money beotches.

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Do NOT tell your wife.  Just keep "going" to therapy.

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one really effective way of getting all that baked on crap in your oven eliminated, without using harsh cleaning chemicals and wasting a lot of effort scrubbing/etc is to put the oven on bake and then turn it up to 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit 

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I think I just turned a corner in my unemployment.  I made nachos from some tortilla chips and shredded cheese I threw in the microwave like I was 12 years old and watched My Cousin Vinny back to back because I was too lazy to look for something else to watch.

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  On 4/17/2021 at 10:02 PM, Dbeasy said:

Why did so many older dads in the 70’s like Kate Jackson the best among the Charlie’s Angels? I’m terribly vexed. 

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  On 4/17/2021 at 10:27 PM, After irth said:

Girl-next-door. Kinda like those who prefer Maryanne over Ginger. 

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Troof. Also, like Maryanne, she didn't seem high maintenance, and could probably cook. 

For further research, check out Jan Smithers and Loni Anderson. 

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  On 4/23/2021 at 2:29 AM, Underdog said:

Mary Ann > Ginger

Bailey > Jennifer

Janet > Chrissie

Buffy > Hilde...  wait, what? 

Jan > Marcia

Kelly > Jill > Sabrina

Shirley > Laverne

 

 

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You know how I know you’re a serial killer?

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My wife and kids are gone tonight so I put out a call to a couple buddies to maybe grill and chill tonight.  Got this reply from a friend who's wife and kids will also be gone:

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So, to recap, I've just been invited over to watch:

1)Paint dry

2)Curling on the internet

 

 

 

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  On 4/23/2021 at 5:44 PM, TexasHooch said:

My wife and kids are gone tonight so I put out a call to a couple buddies to maybe grill and chill tonight.  Got this reply from a friend who's wife and kids will also be gone:

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So, to recap, I've just been invited over to watch:

1)Paint dry

2)Curling on the internet

 

 

 

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Do this instead. 

randy marsh masturbating GIF by South Park

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  On 4/23/2021 at 5:44 PM, TexasHooch said:

My wife and kids are gone tonight so I put out a call to a couple buddies to maybe grill and chill tonight.  Got this reply from a friend who's wife and kids will also be gone:

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So, to recap, I've just been invited over to watch:

1)Paint dry

2)Curling on the internet

 

 

 

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That sounds like a friend who has a hook up and doesn’t want your ass over there. 

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  On 4/17/2021 at 10:02 PM, Dbeasy said:

Why did so many older dads in the 70’s like Kate Jackson the best among the Charlie’s Angels? I’m terribly vexed. 

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I never watched Charlie’s Angels.

Saw Fawcett on campus in the flesh, so tv was... meh.

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