Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[markstanco 12577]

What happened to the crazy lady in CA with the horses and some random animal living in her house?

[Underdog 28627]

On 3/12/2021 at 11:20 AM, markstanco said:

You wouldn’t happen to do prostate exams, would you?  Asking for a friend. 

[Kennythetiger 9381]

55 minutes ago, markstanco said:

What happened to the crazy lady in CA with the horses and some random animal living in her house?

Sally. 

[markstanco 12577]

That's her. Any updates from those of you who ate friends with her

[DalTxHornFan 3101]

59 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Any updates from those of you who ate friends with her

Eh, phrasing?

[Born to Run 6569]

That's her. Any updates from those of you who ate friends with her

Cannibals! The plot thickens

[retsevlys 408]

She's been posting four-line "poems" with each of her animals.

Also this:

Someone needs to help her lay some pipe and give her some protein.  She's probably starving by now.

Edited March 31, 2021 by retsevlys

[Prepuce of Doom 21072]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

That's her. Any updates from those of you who ate friends with her

@Uncle Boobs

[ABSR 5311]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

That's her. Any updates from those of you who ate friends with her

Is this meant to be an Uncle Boobs bat signal?

[ABSR 5311]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

That's her. Any updates from those of you who ate friends with her

Double post

Edited March 31, 2021 by ABSR

[Superhero 8830]

Elon Musk and I both went to Hatfield Primary School in Pretoria, South Africa. He was 2 years ahead of me.

He is a billionaire. I am not. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

6 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Elon Musk and I both went to Hatfield Primary School in Pretoria, South Africa. He was 2 years ahead of me.

He is a billionaire. I am not. 

Lekker

[SHOOTER12 8808]

On 11/12/2020 at 11:02 PM, markstanco said:

Why do guys who ride road bikes feel the need to wear costumes? At lunch today and a few guys came in wearing the normal: sleeveless jean jackets with patches, do-rag, mirror glasses.

I have a truck. Should I wear a cowboy hat and a bolo tie when I drive it?

 

On 11/13/2020 at 1:28 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Absolutely 

Hell yeah, I do... yippee kiyaa mother fucker

[SHOOTER12 8808]

On 11/18/2020 at 10:47 PM, TKthunder2 said:

Wer, sudsy bar of soap popped out of my left hand in the shower and I snatched it out of the air with my right hand before it could fall to the floor.  I’m very impressed with myself right now.

Were you spitting on toilet paper at the same time?? If so, impressive, if not...no

[mulletpelini 5211]

On 3/22/2021 at 8:26 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Is that

[ztejas 43425]

23 hours ago, retsevlys said:

She's been posting four-line "poems" with each of her animals.

Also this:

Someone needs to help her lay some pipe and give her some protein.  She's probably starving by now.

Fucking amazing. It's the broken golf cart that's the issue. 

[Helobious 9448]

HEB actually will be closed tomorrow.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Today is "The Day Candy is 50% off at Walmart".

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Today is "The Day Candy is 50% off at Walmart".

As are February 15, November 1, and December 26.  Not that I keep up with that sort of thing, you know.

[NWBuck 8557]

On 4/5/2021 at 9:14 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

As are February 15, November 1, and December 26.  Not that I keep up with that sort of thing, you know.

The High Holy Days of my family calendar

[Underdog 28627]

On 4/5/2021 at 12:14 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

As are February 15, November 1, and December 26.  Not that I keep up with that sort of thing, you know.

Especially for Reese's Hearts, Pumpkins and Trees(throw in Eggs for Easter).  

[closetohumping 17441]

There’s a hockey player named Kappo Kakko.  For Gods sake 

[Deamerxt 51]

Clearly the accelerometer in my phone only exists to detect when I've thrown it down in disgust and walked away, now it can load whatever I was trying to look at.

[Superhero 8830]

After a few years of work with me on anger management, my therapist telling me "You're good, we don't need to meet anymore."

$400/mo extra play money beotches.

[ABSR 5311]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

After a few years of work with me on anger management, my therapist telling me "You're good, we don't need to meet anymore."

$400/mo extra play money beotches.

Do NOT tell your wife.  Just keep "going" to therapy.

[markstanco 12577]

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot

Anybody bought fertilizer yet? Got damn $48 a bag for Turf Builder.

[After irth 1243]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot

Anybody bought fertilizer yet? Got damn $48 a bag for Turf Builder.

Nice humblebrag...buying the big bag for your huge yard...

[Brothahorn 10087]

I saw Tony Buzbee at my local coffee shop in Dallas.

So Deshaun got you too, huh?

[markstanco 12577]

Nice humblebrag...buying the big bag for your huge yard...

4 bags.

[Underdog 28627]

On 4/15/2021 at 11:56 AM, Superhero said:

After a few years of work with me on anger management, my therapist telling me "You're good, we don't need to meet anymore."

$400/mo extra play money beotches.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

one really effective way of getting all that baked on crap in your oven eliminated, without using harsh cleaning chemicals and wasting a lot of effort scrubbing/etc is to put the oven on bake and then turn it up to 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit 

[Dbeasy 15049]

Why did so many older dads in the 70’s like Kate Jackson the best among the Charlie’s Angels? I’m terribly vexed. 

[After irth 1243]

23 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Why did so many older dads in the 70’s like Kate Jackson the best among the Charlie’s Angels? I’m terribly vexed. 

Girl-next-door. Kinda like those who prefer Maryanne over Ginger. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I think I just turned a corner in my unemployment.  I made nachos from some tortilla chips and shredded cheese I threw in the microwave like I was 12 years old and watched My Cousin Vinny back to back because I was too lazy to look for something else to watch.

[Richard Kimball 1494]

On 4/17/2021 at 5:02 PM, Dbeasy said:

Why did so many older dads in the 70’s like Kate Jackson the best among the Charlie’s Angels? I’m terribly vexed. 

 

On 4/17/2021 at 5:27 PM, After irth said:

Girl-next-door. Kinda like those who prefer Maryanne over Ginger. 

Troof. Also, like Maryanne, she didn't seem high maintenance, and could probably cook. 

For further research, check out Jan Smithers and Loni Anderson. 

[After irth 1243]

14 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

 

Troof. Also, like Maryanne, she didn't seem high maintenance, and could probably cook. 

For further research, check out Jan Smithers and Loni Anderson. 

Bailey Quarters for the win!

[Underdog 28627]

Mary Ann > Ginger

Bailey > Jennifer

Janet > Chrissie

Buffy > Hilde...  wait, what? 

Jan > Marcia

Kelly > Jill > Sabrina

Shirley > Laverne

 

 

[markstanco 12577]

Troll

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Mary Ann > Ginger

Bailey > Jennifer

Janet > Chrissie

Buffy > Hilde...  wait, what? 

Jan > Marcia

Kelly > Jill > Sabrina

Shirley > Laverne

 

 

You know how I know you’re a serial killer?

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

I saw a silver alert for someone from Austin this morning and immediately thought that @Armybrat had slipped off the reservation and was eluding the Cavalry sent to hunt him down.

[TexasHooch 5122]

My wife and kids are gone tonight so I put out a call to a couple buddies to maybe grill and chill tonight.  Got this reply from a friend who's wife and kids will also be gone:

 

So, to recap, I've just been invited over to watch:

1)Paint dry

2)Curling on the internet

 

 

 

Edited April 23, 2021 by TexasHooch

[Prepuce of Doom 21072]

17 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

My wife and kids are gone tonight so I put out a call to a couple buddies to maybe grill and chill tonight.  Got this reply from a friend who's wife and kids will also be gone:

 

So, to recap, I've just been invited over to watch:

1)Paint dry

2)Curling on the internet

 

 

 

Do this instead. 

[El Diablo 4232]

9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Do this instead. 

That's the "painting". 

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1678]

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Do this instead. 

This dude really likes watching curling on the internet. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

59 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

This dude really likes watching curling on the internet. 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

3 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

My wife and kids are gone tonight so I put out a call to a couple buddies to maybe grill and chill tonight.  Got this reply from a friend who's wife and kids will also be gone:

 

So, to recap, I've just been invited over to watch:

1)Paint dry

2)Curling on the internet

 

 

 

That sounds like a friend who has a hook up and doesn’t want your ass over there. 

[TexasHooch 5122]

That would be an effective strategy, but no.  He's still trying to get me over there. 

[elfenix 34238]

it's too bad merkins aren't still a thing, i could make a killing selling my beard hairs

[Armybrat 40842]

On 4/17/2021 at 5:02 PM, Dbeasy said:

Why did so many older dads in the 70’s like Kate Jackson the best among the Charlie’s Angels? I’m terribly vexed. 

I never watched Charlie’s Angels.

Saw Fawcett on campus in the flesh, so tv was... meh.

[closetohumping 17441]

Is a dude wearing jogging pants similar to a chick wearing a low cut blouse?  Every time I wear them I catch people staring at my junk