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2 hours ago, shakahorn said:

No kidding.  I watched that show religiously, and Vorenus and Caesar have turned into relatively big stars.  Occasionally I see Pullo and Antony here and there.  I remember what Vorenus' wife and Cleopatra look like, obviously.  But Brutus?  I couldn't tell you what he looked like much less any of his scenes...except for the obvious one and even in that one, he wasn't featured as prominently as one would have expected.  In fact, that's what i remember most about Brutus, he should have been front and center in the murder but was one of like five guys.

Well, other than that the story didn’t call for Brutus to be up front and center during the murder of Caesar. There’s that whole “Et tu, Brute?” thing. Kind of tough to change that storyline.

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17 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

I'm gonna wait for someone else* to click on that 1st & then report here.


*a FEW "someone else"... I don't trust most of y'all.

It's like the game where two dudes slap each other in the face until one gives in but it's girls in sweats slapping each other's asses instead.

I didn't dislike it. 

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5 hours ago, Underdog said:

The fuck is with people tucking in the front of their shirts and leaving the rest untucked?  

I always assume it is someone who went the bathroom (sitting down) and that is how the shirt ends up if they don’t pay attention.

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My Mom buys these "Dinty Moore" meals. A lot.
Likes the Chicken & Dumplings, Beef Stew (pictured), etc.

Pic is from the top of the package & they get put in the cabinet laying flat where you can only see the white end.

I use a marker to write "dump" or "stew" so you know what's what.

Chili w/ beans* gets "FARTS" written on there.


*an abortion, I know.

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Could go in multiple threads, or just this one...

Grabbing coffee at convenience store this morning and as I approach the counter, to the side of a  lady that was about 5'3" and 280# with maybe 10 teeth was rambling on to the cashier about ex-husband not getting any more of her money or her ass.  She turns to walk away and she has sweat pants on with "SAVAGE!" across her ass in old English letters.

I just thought to myself, "I bet it is..."

Frightening and hilarious at the same time.

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11 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What's the issue? Let those little fuckers run wild.

There are 3 of the 9 kids who are pretty challenging. One of them is my friend’s kid and he’s okay with my disciplining him. The other 2… wish their parents would get their nose out of their phones for a second and yell at their kid. Fat chance on that. 

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12 hours ago, Superhero said:

There are 3 of the 9 kids who are pretty challenging. One of them is my friend’s kid and he’s okay with my disciplining him. The other 2… wish their parents would get their nose out of their phones for a second and yell at their kid. Fat chance on that. 

Bang soccer moms as revenge.

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7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

This isn't a very compassionate thing to say or think, but I often find myself pissed at people that get into car wrecks.  They're fuckin a lot of people's days up.

I actually get bummed out whenever I see someone on the side of the road broke down or with a flat tire.  Especially on the interstate.

I've been there before & it sucks.  That shit never happens on a Friday PM right as you're cruising into the driveway & didn't really have any plans for the weekend.

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Just now, ROFL BOX said:

I actually get bummed out whenever I see someone on the side of the road broke down or with a flat tire.  Especially on the interstate.

I've been there before & it sucks.  That shit never happens on a Friday PM right as you're cruising into the driveway & didn't really have any plans for the weekend.

No issues there.  In fact, if I can help safely I will.  I need more compassion, but usually if there's a car accident, someone was driving too fast or was texting ,etc.  

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3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

This isn't a very compassionate thing to say or think, but I often find myself pissed at people that get into car wrecks.  They're fuckin a lot of people's days up.

This time 100.  Every rush hour some dipshit on I10 can't pay attention to what they're doing and rear ends the car in front of them fucking up traffic for everyone else.  How fucking hard is it to not hit the car in front of you when you're traveling at 20 MPH.  Especially fuck the three dipshits who rear ended me on I10 during rush hour.

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3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

This time 100.  Every rush hour some dipshit on I10 can't pay attention to what they're doing and rear ends the car in front of them fucking up traffic for everyone else.  How fucking hard is it to not hit the car in front of you when you're traveling at 20 MPH.  Especially fuck the three dipshits who rear ended me on I10 during rush hour.

Right. I’m not saying I want anyone to get hurt but you are literally fucking over tens of thousands of people because you needed to text or were driving way too fast or slow

 

 

there was an 8 car accident on I-5 this morning.  Backed everybody up for a long ass time and of course bottle neckers slowed the other side down. 

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So, I was looking for a specific gif to send to a buddy who is being a bitch and letting his wife walk all over him. Due to the nature of said gif, I was in parts of the internet I haven’t perused before, and I saw something that made me have an interesting thought.

If a trans girl and a cis girl make a porn together, isn’t that basically just standard guy/girl porn with a bonus pair of tits?

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