Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[Guest Lobo]

So we can't touch the coffee maker, the remote control, the glassware that's kept 4" from the toilet, or the comforter?  

If we're honest, men jerk off to their laptop at the hotel room desk---right?  You might wanna think about that the next time you sit down to eat room service at the desk.  I defiled your chair and eating area the night before.  I guess people still watch those $29 movies from their bed and jerk off into a tissue or wash cloth...but that seems so pricey in this day and age.  And sure the movie titles do not appear on your folio (but all adult movies cost $29.95 and all Hollywood hits cost $19.95), but the lady at the front desk knows...she knows.  

[El Diablo 4232]

Of course she knows. The whole thing's a racket. She runs the switchboard for the hidden video cameras that they pipe to the pervs who are paying $29.95 to watch you spank it. You spank it in a hotel room you're just feeding the beast.

[kopp0e 1135]

18 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'm never going to a hotel room again.

It sounds safer to sleep in the car, in some instances...

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21097]

I saw a ragged C5 Corvette on the way to work today, and I thought to myself, "Boy, I sure don't miss Rocko." 

[RollLeft 5045]

I hear that flight attendants use those hotel coffee pots by putting there panty hose  in them to run the hot water through to wash them.  

Edited August 1, 2018 by RollLeft

[Underdog 28754]

<------   Uses the hotel coffee pot because not a pussy. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

<------   Uses the hotel coffee pot because not a pussy. 

RIP.

[phdhorn 6224]

No politico, but holee shit, just saw a picture of Sen. Bill Nelson (Fla.).  I mean, it's the same guy, plus the same name.

[Underdog 28754]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

RIP.

Death by Flight Attendant flavored coffee? 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21912]

I wondered why my hotel coffee always tasted slightly of tuna

[Prepuce of Doom 21097]

2 hours ago, phdhorn said:

No politico, but holee shit, just saw a picture of Sen. Bill Nelson (Fla.).  I mean, it's the same guy, plus the same name.

Leave Senator Nelson alone - he's got enough on his plate with his courageous battle against the Andromeda Strain. 

[Vic Mackey 47091]

I saw a ragged C5 Corvette on the way to work today, and I thought to myself, "Boy, I sure don't miss Rocko." 

The fact that Rocko came to mind shows you do in fact subconsciously miss Rocko.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

When I get bounced to a call center in India DO NOT tell me your name is Austin.  It took a good 5 minutes to clean up the spew I had from that.

Edited August 5, 2018 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[kopp0e 1135]

This would suck if this happened to any man: 

 

 

[kopp0e 1135]

Part 2 of the sucky story for this man-kid:

 

 

[Horn_Spanker 524]

Why doesn't Sonic sell hamburgers anymore?

Not going to order a cheeseburger and say hold the fucking cheese.

 

[Steamboat1874 4075]

On 8/8/2018 at 12:08 AM, Horn_Spanker said:

Why doesn't Sonic sell hamburgers anymore?

Not going to order a cheeseburger and say hold the fucking cheese.

 

Because no one eats a burger without cheese?

[Horn_Spanker 524]

4 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Because no one eats a burger without cheese?

Discuss that with my colon.

[elfenix 34330]

I've watched so much Game of Thrones that I think Eric Flowers is a bastard from the Reach

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

13 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Because no one eats a burger without cheese?

That's not cheese. 

[markstanco 12586]

I hear that flight attendants use those hotel coffee pots by putting there panty hose  in them to run the hot water through to wash them.  

Man hot pantyhose normally costs an extra $10

[mr. sunshine 2830]

On 8/8/2018 at 12:08 AM, Horn_Spanker said:

Not going to order a cheeseburger and say hold the fucking cheese.

 

Surly GM Steakhouse employee says that’s exactly how you’ll order so shut up and don’t hold up the line 

[luke duke 6413]

Because no one eats a burger without cheese?

Discuss that with my colon.

I prefer syrup.

[clapclapclap 9000]

West Virginia moves to impeach its entire supreme court for corruption after Judge Menis Ketchum pleaded guilty.  There's a fungus among us and a Menis between us.  $9.95 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/08/09/west-virginia-supreme-court-justices-impeachment/944619002/

 

[kopp0e 1135]

On 7/27/2018 at 11:28 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Watching a Johnny Carson rerun from July 29, 1983. The guests are Carrie Fisher and Garry Shandling. Garry says to Carrie: "Your parents are Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. Are you familiar with my parents Irv and Muriel Shandling?"

Part of the episode:

 

[kopp0e 1135]

Rodney was the man..!

 

[RPM 26327]

 

[NorthLoop 14218]

Every single one of those people in the Carson vids are dead except Burt

Edited August 12, 2018 by NorthLoop

[kopp0e 1135]

Ok, this is a thing...

 

[kopp0e 1135]

Map of accents in America:

 

[kopp0e 1135]

Guessing the Zodiac:

 

[markstanco 12586]

10x more worried about west Virginia than oklahoma.

Afraid WV may hang 50 even with this DB crew. They are going to be that good.

[RPM 26327]

17 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Ok, this is a thing...

 

Weak ass wrestling, but I'd bang her. Extra points if she's wearing the mask.

[kopp0e 1135]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Weak ass wrestling, but I'd bang her. Extra points if she's wearing the mask.

Haha, (why hadn't I thought of that)..?

[Guest Lobo]

I

[Guest Lobo]

It was troubling how sharon’s Death was so glossed over in the 1989 made for TV movie, “double standard” starring the great Pamela Bellwood and Michele Green as sister wives who don’t actually know one another.  

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 7/16/2018 at 10:31 AM, Incredulity said:

Are there fans of Polka music, per se?  Or people who dance to Polka music.  

I would be weirded the fuck out if I showed up at somebodies house and they were just "enjoying" Polka music.

There is no debate. It’s Myron Floren. 

My dad used to listen to him perform live from radio studios when he was a kid in South Dakota during the Depression. That was before Myron joined the Lawrence Welk band.

my Dad got a 3/4 size accordion that I still have. He would amuse us when we were kids by playing a few cords. That’s when he wasn’t blowing smoke rings for us from his pipe.

My sister and I asked him once if he played  the air accordion, pretending to be Myron Floren. He denied it, but we suspect  he was lying. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

My original intent was to come hear and profess my love of chipmunks. Cute little bastards are the only rodent worth a shit. 

[NorthLoop 14218]

21 hours ago, Lobo said:

It was troubling how sharon’s Death was so glossed over in the 1989 made for TV movie, “double standard” starring the great Pamela Bellwood and Michele Green as sister wives who don’t actually know one another.  

Or how they gloss over the blond girl's death in Taken. Like nobody gives a shit about her after they find her dead. She's like Barb from Stranger Things

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Or how they gloss over the blond girl's death in Taken. Like nobody gives a shit about her after they find her dead. She's like Barb from Stranger Things

He had a certain set of skills of which sympathy was not one.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21912]

That's what happens when you're not certified pure

[Fudge Nuggets 19209]

2 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I was on the first row of the Titan roller coaster (Six Flags Over Texas); and it really is a game changer and an exponential thrill compared to even the second row. Intense and insane doesn’t even describe the experience.

I almost shit myself watching this.

[Kennythetiger 9411]

I was not ok with that video.

[Underdog 28754]

9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I almost shit myself watching this.

My kind of coaster and first row or go home.

[kopp0e 1135]

If you have ever wondered of the evolution of vehicles from the boxy looks of the 1980's to the smooth looks of today, here you go..!

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Why does the toilet never fill up no matter how much I pee in it?

[honolulu horn 6165]

The sound on the Titan video as they approach the tunnel is incredible.

['stache 21825]

Was the term MILF a thing before American Pie?  It's a full blown porn genre now but I honestly don't know if American Pie invented the term or if it existed before. 

Edited August 18, 2018 by 'stache

[Guest Lobo]

A trendsetter, I am not...but I remember vividly using MILF in high school (and I was in high school almost a decade before that movie came out).

My random thought is: (no humblebrag) Is it littering to toss down to the ground pennies and nickels?  I got 9 cents back at a drive-thru and just tossed the dirty worthless coins on the ground and the manager said I was littering.  But is it littering to throw money on the ground?  Actual currency?  I would never do this but if you tossed a handful of dollar bills out of your car window, could the police pull you over for that?  

Also, it's Saturday at 3:30p and there's been a helicopter circling my office in downtown Austin for an hour.  Anybody know what the deal is on that?  

[PilotsError 2312]

Of course it's fucking littering. The hell is wrong with you?