Jump to content

Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

GSU&UT

By GSU&UT
in Lulz

 Share

Recommended Posts

SHOOTER12

SHOOTER12 8,800

Posted
Posted
On 3/11/2022 at 10:07 AM, Dbeasy said:

I’m so annoyed by the catch phrases that pop up randomly from time to time. I see that “virtue signaling” is now edging out “chef’s kiss” for the most annoying term. 

 

On 3/11/2022 at 10:37 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Bae

Lord I'm old and out of touch....

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 9.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

ajax
ajax

Last night I was having a dream where I was having sexy time with some random cute girl. And then out of nowhere the cute girl says, " let me try this" and then proceeds to stick her whole hand down h

Sbbruin
Sbbruin

Bullshit.  It's a dick move to knowingly jump in the express line with more items than allowed.  People get in that line to move quick.  It is their business if you fuck that up.

Richard Kimball
Richard Kimball

True story about Dolly Parton:  I think it was 1975, and she had just gone solo as an artist after being with Porter Wagoner. She had a concert scheduled for the Heart O' Texas Colosseum in Waco.

Posted Images

BehoId, The Underminer!

BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669

Posted
Posted

Red should have been charging more. A 20% mark up they discussed as though it’s astronomical because of a specialty rock hammer.  Some dude has gotta go all the way into town go to a particular store to find a particular item and get it back and the cost is only a couple bucks? Then you see him having to pay everybody off along the line with packs of cigarettes and what not to hide the stuff in laundry.  Seems like even an ordinary item would have more than 20% markup in that world. Some specially one seems like you’ll be talking about 300% markup at least.  

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Lurch

Lurch 5,922

Posted
Posted
There is zero chance I am the only one who while in a teams meeting goes to LinkedIn to see what the women with no profile picture looks like. Yes, most of my company’s teams meetings are more like teleconferences and people don’t turn on their cameras.

You do know they immediately get an email telling them you’re checking out their profile, right?
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Superhero

Superhero 8,828

Posted
Posted

If you haven’t already visited the /gentlemensboner (or whatever the actual name) subreddit. I suggest you close your office door, angle your screen away from your coworkers, or put down the deep fryer basket and visit it post haste. You will not be disappointed. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
nnm

nnm 36,356

Posted
Posted
45 minutes ago, markstanco said:

About once every few years I hit the "end" key on my keyboard (yes I made you look at your keyboard to see where it is) instead of the delete key.  It has to be in the top 3 of most useless keys on a keyboard. 

I use that key all the time.  “End” when I want to quickly move my cursor to the end of a line.  “Ctrl-end” to go to the end of the document. 

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest Lobo

Guest Lobo

Posted
Posted

I, too, enjoy Italian pornography.  They won a few wars back in the day using German engineers and Greek conscripts. 

There's food I like more and wine I like more, but their combo of food/wine is the greatest the world will ever know.  

 

New random thought:

My using the muscles in my jaw and mouth, I can manipulate the air in front of my face to download information for your mom to upload.  

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Helobious

Helobious 9,451

Posted
Posted
On 4/3/2022 at 3:49 PM, Lurch said:


You do know they immediately get an email telling them you’re checking out their profile, right?

 

On 4/3/2022 at 9:42 PM, NorthLoop said:

Haha I was gonna post this. You built yourself a nice creeper rep now.

The email just says someone viewed your profile. You need Premium to see who it was.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Steamboat1874

Steamboat1874 4,051

Posted
Posted
On 3/20/2022 at 3:16 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

I haven’t had a sloppy joe in years. I’ve never had Manwich. My mom always made them from scratch. But out of curiosity I looked for Manwich at the grocery store today. I thought maybe I’d buy a can. Lay’s potato chips were even on sale and I’m a proponent of putting potato chips on a sloppy joe under the bun. I walked up and down both canned food aisles twice and they don’t have it.

 

The HEB brand of Sloppy Joes is much better than Manwich.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
WhatTheBuck

WhatTheBuck 28,775

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

The HEB brand of Sloppy Joes is much better than Manwich.

We don’t have HEB in these parts. I could ask my mom for her recipe or I’m sure I could find one online. I did pick up a can of Manwich at a different Giant Eagle store just to have it on hand. And I’ve got a bag of Lay’s potato chips to top the sloppy joe when the time comes. Without looking I imagine the recipe probably includes onions, ketchup, mustard, and brown sugar. Maybe a little garlic. I’m sure a pinch of cayenne wouldn’t hurt. I suppose there must be some tomato sauce involved to make it wet and sloppy. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
nnm

nnm 36,356

Posted
Posted
Just now, Brisketexan said:


You don’t order it. You just go in an pick it up.
Hot.
Fast.
And ready.

My 20-yo son has figured out a little Caesar’s hack.  Once a week or so they go in 5 minutes before closing and ask for the rest of the pies. LC is going to throw them away anyway, and half the time the manager will just give them to my son and his college buddies. Good life skill for a college kid. 

  • Hook 'Em 3
  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Brisketexan

Brisketexan 105,083

Posted
Posted
My 20-yo son has figured out a little Caesar’s hack.  Once a week or so they go in 5 minutes before closing and ask for the rest of the pies. LC is going to throw them away anyway, and half the time the manager will just give them to my son and his college buddies. Good life skill for a college kid. 

30+ years ago, similar outcome late the night after the OU game. Buddies and I call the sketchy downtown Dallas Domino’s at 12:30 to order a pizza. They say “too late to order, we close at 1:00….but you can come on by and we probably have a pizza for you.” Buddy and I stagger over, arrive at 12:55. Door is locked. Drunk Brisket is pissed and betrayed. He bangs on the door till some poor schlub finally answers it - “what do you want?” “I want a goddamn pizza, you said there would be pizza if I came over, I have my $10!” Dude says hold on. He goes back in, can see him talking to the manager, both of their hands waving in universal “fuck it” gestures as they talked/argued.
Dude grabs 12 pizza boxes from the warming shelf, comes to the door. “So, is one of these mine?” “Man, these are pizzas that were ordered and never picked up. Take em and get the fuck out of here.” My jaw drops, I tipped the dude my $10, and returned to our hotel a triumphant warrior, bearing a dozen pizzas.
Top 5 moment of my life.
  • Hook 'Em 4
  • Like 2
  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Lurch

Lurch 5,922

Posted
Posted

I recall hanging out in the Dobie lobby and buying pizza for half off from delivery drivers that had been stood up. Happened a few times and I started wondering if someone was doing this on purpose and hanging out in the lobby too to get it for half price, or if the pizza co was just sending drivers to the lobby with this story in order to sell more pizzas

Link to comment
Share on other sites
ztejas

ztejas 43,414

Posted
Posted
2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

We used to seriously fuck up the gattis buffet on far west. A hungover college dude can eat a shitload of pizza.

Gattis buffet was a staple of my childhood. There was also the pizza hut buffet just down the street on MLK. 

Rip.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Patricio Swayze

Patricio Swayze 17,058

Posted
Posted
We used to seriously fuck up the gattis buffet on far west. A hungover college dude can eat a shitload of pizza.

Same. But the MLK location (rip). Also, the one on 1960 in Houston got hip to the group of kids coming in and one or two paying for buffets and everyone eating. So they wouldn’t let anyone that didn’t pay sit in the dining room. I think the MLK one started doing that too.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
deadshank

deadshank 24,652

Posted
Posted
25 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Same. But the MLK location (rip). Also, the one on 1960 in Houston got hip to the group of kids coming in and one or two paying for buffets and everyone eating. So they wouldn’t let anyone that didn’t pay sit in the dining room. I think the MLK one started doing that too.

If you ain’t cheatin’ you ain’t tryin’ 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...