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Last night I was having a dream where I was having sexy time with some random cute girl. And then out of nowhere the cute girl says, " let me try this" and then proceeds to stick her whole hand down h

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Bullshit.  It's a dick move to knowingly jump in the express line with more items than allowed.  People get in that line to move quick.  It is their business if you fuck that up.

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True story about Dolly Parton:  I think it was 1975, and she had just gone solo as an artist after being with Porter Wagoner. She had a concert scheduled for the Heart O' Texas Colosseum in Waco.

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15 hours ago, nnm said:

My 20-yo son has figured out a little Caesar’s hack.  Once a week or so they go in 5 minutes before closing and ask for the rest of the pies. LC is going to throw them away anyway, and half the time the manager will just give them to my son and his college buddies. Good life skill for a college kid. 

I haven’t had Little Caesar’s in decades. Back then I think it was $5 for two pizzas and we thought that was a great deal. It seemed like they were practically giving them away already.

I don’t order delivery pizza anymore. But back when I did, I’d make up a coupon for Pizza Hut that I didn’t actually have. Usually the delivery driver didn’t even ask for the coupon. But if they did, I’d tell them to wait while I looked for it and I’d close the door. A minute later I’d come back and say I can’t find the coupon, I guess you’ll just have to take the pizza back. Without fail they’d give me my discounted pizza.

Also, back when I was in school, I tipped more than one pizza delivery driver with bong hits. 

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5 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

I'm 64 and never owned a gun. Just bought a handgun. It's a weird emotional mixture of power and sadness. 

I didn't buy my first gun until about 5 years ago.  My emotions were power and responsibility.  

Worked at Little Caesar's while in high school.  This was during the "Pizza, Pizza" days.  I never went home without at least 4 pizzas and 3 bags of crazy bread.  Luckily, I weighed 120 lbs at the time AND played basketball about 4 hours a day, or I would have been a blimp.

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Fucking idiot drivers in Austin are getting a complex. Never seen so many fights with cars driving next to each other; people screaming, honking, cutting ppl off. I had someone follow me for my fault, admittedly, nearly backed up into them, I waived sorry. They literally followed me for a while cussing me out, and waived a gun. Like what the hell??! POS trash 

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I know it was filmed at University of Oregon, but Faber College in Animal House...it seems like it's supposed to be back East.  Stratton mentions he's from Amherst (although a fake persona, it would have to be somewhat nearby and believable to fool Fawn's roommate).  And I've long assumed Emily Dickinson College to be a stand-in for Mount Holyoke.  So either Amherst College or UMass, and then nearby Mount Holyoke.  Mainly believable as the setting for such colleges, known as the 'Colleges of Dexter Lake' (also in OR). 

But here's the kicker.  Faber College exists in the state of Tennessee despite nobody at the college having a southern accent or being an inbred shithead.  

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I did not put the trash can out by the curb yesterday evening because the weather guy said there was a possibility of another storm cell rolling through overnight with strong winds.
Now...our garbage truck guys almost never come in the mornings - usually late afternoon. So guess what Mrs. Brat heard rumbling out in the street at 7am while we were just waking up?
Luckily I had pulled the can out of the yard shack yesterday, put it by the corner of the garage and had it ready to go out on the curb.
However, the truck had already rolled by our house and was several doors down. But not to be denied, I hauled ass with that can full of sacks of yard waste & trash bags down the street for half the block.
Fortunately the worker on the back of the truck saw me and waved at the driver to back up, then put the can on the hydraulic lifter to empty it.
He chuckled at the sight of the fat old man, in my old T-shirt, shorts, house slippers & bad bed hair. 

That’s only the second time this year the garbage truck came by before noon. Even the recycle truck never comes before 8am.
And that, dear readers, is another exciting episode in the life of a retired oldfart

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3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I did not put the trash can out by the curb yesterday evening because the weather guy said there was a possibility of another storm cell rolling through overnight with strong winds.
Now...our garbage truck guys almost never come in the mornings - usually late afternoon. So guess what Mrs. Brat heard rumbling out in the street at 7am while we were just waking up?
Luckily I had pulled the can out of the yard shack yesterday, put it by the corner of the garage and had it ready to go out on the curb.
However, the truck had already rolled by our house and was several doors down. But not to be denied, I hauled ass with that can full of sacks of yard waste & trash bags down the street for half the block.
Fortunately the worker on the back of the truck saw me and waved at the driver to back up, then put the can on the hydraulic lifter to empty it.
He chuckled at the sight of the fat old man, in my old T-shirt, shorts, house slippers & bad bed hair. 

That’s only the second time this year the garbage truck came by before noon. Even the recycle truck never comes before 8am.
And that, dear readers, is another exciting episode in the life of a retired oldfart

Exact same thing happened to me this morning.  Trash truck is always after noon but, not today.  However, I didn't hear it; will have to catch them next Wednesday. 

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13 hours ago, Lobo said:

I know it was filmed at University of Oregon, but Faber College in Animal House...it seems like it's supposed to be back East.  Stratton mentions he's from Amherst (although a fake persona, it would have to be somewhat nearby and believable to fool Fawn's roommate).  And I've long assumed Emily Dickinson College to be a stand-in for Mount Holyoke.  So either Amherst College or UMass, and then nearby Mount Holyoke.  Mainly believable as the setting for such colleges, known as the 'Colleges of Dexter Lake' (also in OR). 

But here's the kicker.  Faber College exists in the state of Tennessee despite nobody at the college having a southern accent or being an inbred shithead.  

John Christian Miller (born 1942 in Brooklyn) is an American author and screenwriter. He is best known for his work on National Lampoon magazine and the film Animal House, which he also acted in with co-writer/actor Douglas Kenney.[1] The latter was inspired by Miller's own experiences in the Alpha Delta Phi fraternity at Dartmouth College, in which he went by the name "Pinto". Miller graduated from Dartmouth in 1963.[2]

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Duly noted.  But Faber College exists in the state of Tennessee.  Or for some bizarre reason, Faber, during official hearings, displays the state flag of Tennessee.  

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13 hours ago, Lobo said:

I know it was filmed at University of Oregon, but Faber College in Animal House...it seems like it's supposed to be back East.  Stratton mentions he's from Amherst (although a fake persona, it would have to be somewhat nearby and believable to fool Fawn's roommate).  And I've long assumed Emily Dickinson College to be a stand-in for Mount Holyoke.  So either Amherst College or UMass, and then nearby Mount Holyoke.  Mainly believable as the setting for such colleges, known as the 'Colleges of Dexter Lake' (also in OR). 

But here's the kicker.  Faber College exists in the state of Tennessee despite nobody at the college having a southern accent or being an inbred shithead.  

So Bluto was actually drinking ‘shine?

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13 hours ago, Lobo said:

I know it was filmed at University of Oregon, but Faber College in Animal House...it seems like it's supposed to be back East.  Stratton mentions he's from Amherst (although a fake persona, it would have to be somewhat nearby and believable to fool Fawn's roommate).  And I've long assumed Emily Dickinson College to be a stand-in for Mount Holyoke.  So either Amherst College or UMass, and then nearby Mount Holyoke.  Mainly believable as the setting for such colleges, known as the 'Colleges of Dexter Lake' (also in OR). 

But here's the kicker.  Faber College exists in the state of Tennessee despite nobody at the college having a southern accent or being an inbred shithead.  

Found this on IMDB but can’t find where in the film they establish Pennsylvania as the setting.

 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Exact same thing happened to me this morning.  Trash truck is always after noon but, not today.  However, I didn't hear it; will have to catch them next Wednesday. 

Your trash is only picked up once a week?

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Naming your kid Bodhi makes me cringe and I can't quite put my finger on why. I think it sounds very redneck to me and the placement of the h just makes me uncomfortable. If you name your kids that I'll assume you live in a trailer park and sell blood to pay for the annual ou ppv game.

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Whatever happened to the chick in BurntOrangeBongos avatar? That chick would have made a fucking killing in the age of TikTok, Only Fans, etc..

I realize this is somewhat useless without pics but I'm on my phone and have no idea what her name is so somebody help me out.

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5 hours ago, BearMace said:

Whatever happened to the chick in BurntOrangeBongos avatar? That chick would have made a fucking killing in the age of TikTok, Only Fans, etc..

I realize this is somewhat useless without pics but I'm on my phone and have no idea what her name is so somebody help me out.

Christina Lucci aka Christina Model. She’s been on OnlyFans as ChristinaModel515. She hasn’t aged particularly well. She’s all tatted up. Still boring as far as I can tell. I haven’t watched her videos but I’ve seen some stills. I think this one would be acceptable to post here:

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13 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I skidded on ice and had the presence of mind to think “pump your brakes, steer into the skid”. So I pumped my brakes.  And I realized I don’t know what steer into the skid means.  

Did you figure it out? If you’re skidding to the right then you turn the wheel to the right. It’s easier to regain control that way. If you turn the wheel to the left then you just keep skidding and pumping your brakes won’t make a difference.

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12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Christina Lucci aka Christina Model. She’s been on OnlyFans as ChristinaModel515. She hasn’t aged particularly well. She’s all tatted up. Still boring as far as I can tell. I haven’t watched her videos but I’ve seen some stills. I think this one would be acceptable to post here:

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Whoa, that appears to be very unfortunate. 

But maybe she's added something new to her bag of tricks other than "awkwardly sway from side to side for a while." 

Either way, she's always reminded me of that comment Dave Attell made about titties. 

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Whoa, that appears to be very unfortunate. 

But maybe she's added something new to her bag of tricks other than "awkwardly sway from side to side for a while." 

She gave that up a long time ago. She eventually showed the goods, and did simulated masturbation. I’m not sure if she’s ever actually had an orgasm in her life. Her fake ones were awful. From what I understand she eventually got married and had a kid and left the biz for awhile but recently came back on OnlyFans. I’ve sort of followed it just out of morbid curiosity.

There was a time when I had practically everything she ever did, pics and videos, on discs. (And never paid a cent for any of it.) That was just the collector impulse. I eventually threw all of that away. Maybe it would be worth something now if I had saved it. 

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I've never really regretted a post on an anonymous Internet forum until a post of mine lead to me learning of "simulated masturbation". Like what honor are you preserving by just pretending to flick your bean with no payoff? That's as insane as the virgins who just do anal. WTF?!

 

 

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19 minutes ago, BearMace said:

I've never really regretted a post on an anonymous Internet forum until a post of mine lead to me learning of "simulated masturbation". Like what honor are you preserving by just pretending to flick your bean with no payoff? That's as insane as the virgins who just do anal. WTF?!

Well, a lot of porn is just acting. They’re not really getting off. And sometimes the acting is really bad. In Christina’s case it was just holding a vibrator to her bean and blandly going, “Oh, oh, oh.” It was just sad. But she had paying customers who had waited so long to see anything.

She was just 16 when she first started jiggling and before she lost her baby fat she was a lot, um, bigger. I’m sure she was at least 18 in burntorangebongos’ avatar and had lost some of her amplitude. But she gradually progressed through doing that cheesy dance, and doing it in more sheer clothing, or behind a sheer cloth, to giving a peek, to baring the girls, to baring the hoo hoo, to pretending to masturbate, to baring the backside. And it was always pretty boring compared to what else was out there. But, from reading various forums, there were a lot of people clinging onto the hope that she would eventually get into actual porn. From what I can tell she hasn’t broken any new ground since she went on OnlyFans.

As far as anal-only virgins go, don’t diss on Aurora Jolie aka Nicara. She seemed like a nice girl.

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Well, a lot of porn is just acting. They’re not really getting off. And sometimes the acting is really bad. In Christina’s case it was just holding a vibrator to her bean and blandly going, “Oh, oh, oh.” It was just sad. But she had paying customers who had waited so long to see anything.

She was just 16 when she first started jiggling and before she lost her baby fat she was a lot, um, bigger. I’m sure she was at least 18 in burntorangebongos’ avatar and had lost some of her amplitude. But she gradually progressed through doing that cheesy dance, and doing it in more sheer clothing, or behind a sheer cloth, to giving a peek, to baring the girls, to baring the hoo hoo, to pretending to masturbate, to baring the backside. And it was always pretty boring compared to what else was out there. But, from reading various forums, there were a lot of people clinging onto the hope that she would eventually get into actual porn. From what I can tell she hasn’t broken any new ground since she went on OnlyFans.

As far as anal-only virgins go, don’t diss on Aurora Jolie aka Nicara. She seemed like a nice girl.

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This is the kind of detailed response I was counting on from this board, but I don't think that the girl lol.

 

 

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40 minutes ago, BearMace said:

This is the kind of detailed response I was counting on from this board, but I don't think that the girl lol.

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The last pic I posted wasn’t Christina. The first one was. The last pic was of the sole anal-only porn star I know of. That’s her gig. She’s never done vaginal sex on screen. When I first encountered her she went by Aurora Jolie. Later she went by Nicara and apparently now Nikara is the preferred spelling, at least according to iafd.com.

According to them she hasn’t done anything since 2020 at the latest. It’s been a decade or two since I’ve seen any of her work but she made an impression back in the day. Someone on a Yahoo group shared a username and password to the RealityKings websites, back before they adopted the name RealityKings, back when videos were downloaded in separate mpg’s of of around 7 MB each. The username was “sdream93” and the password was “geekusa,” apparently a reference to a song with which I was unfamiliar. But, surprisingly, not only did that username and password that got posted on a public mailing list work, they worked for years. They worked through when the videos were downloadable as three WMV files and until they were downloadable as single files. Then one day the free ride came to an end. It was fun while it lasted, though.

But I digress.

Anyway, this was Christina back in the early days of her showing off:

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And if you do a little searching then you can find her when she was even younger and more buxom. And it’s all perfectly legal so you don’t need to be concerned about that at all.

Also, this is how you do it:

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9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Christina Lucci aka Christina Model. She’s been on OnlyFans as ChristinaModel515. She hasn’t aged particularly well. She’s all tatted up. Still boring as far as I can tell. I haven’t watched her videos but I’ve seen some stills. I think this one would be acceptable to post here:

Sad penis ;(

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On 4/12/2022 at 4:52 PM, Lobo said:

I know it was filmed at University of Oregon, but Faber College in Animal House...it seems like it's supposed to be back East.  Stratton mentions he's from Amherst (although a fake persona, it would have to be somewhat nearby and believable to fool Fawn's roommate).  And I've long assumed Emily Dickinson College to be a stand-in for Mount Holyoke.  So either Amherst College or UMass, and then nearby Mount Holyoke.  Mainly believable as the setting for such colleges, known as the 'Colleges of Dexter Lake' (also in OR). 

But here's the kicker.  Faber College exists in the state of Tennessee despite nobody at the college having a southern accent or being an inbred shithead.  

I’ve been to the Dexter Lake Club.  Otis was NOT there.

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