Jump to content

Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread


Recommended Posts

Posted
  On 9/7/2022 at 7:39 PM, Underdog said:

A tie should suffice… 

image.jpeg.9c34ea5c27cd2d069797388259453505.jpeg

 

Expand  

Don't tell him what will suffice, he sold raincoats in the garment district for 35 years! 

(sidenote-Morty must have done really well.  no mention of college or military so goes into sales at 18, retires at 53 to a pretty nice condo in Florida...not bad)

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
Posted
  On 9/8/2022 at 7:46 PM, jeevsie said:
Nyquil is vile substance and I don't understand how the liquid still exists if they make it in pill form.

Liquid is faster, more effective and has alcohol.
  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted (edited)

Am I the only one who refuses to click on the "Click here if you want to see boobs" thread when they see that the last post was by @Your Mom?  Just kills my desire to see boobs.

Aw, who am I kidding?  I click anyway.  I always want to see boobs, and I know that it isn't really my mom.

Edited by Scheiss Meister
  • Haha 1
Posted
  On 9/13/2022 at 3:26 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

Am I the only one who refuses to click on the "Click here if you want to see boobs" thread when they see that the last post was by @Your Mom?  Just kills my desire to see boobs.

Aw, who am I kidding?  I click anyway.  I always want to see boobs, and I know that it isn't really my mom.

Expand  

giphy.gif

  • Haha 3
Posted

the Emmys are so much more efficient, on time and better run than the Oscars despite it still being full of actors and their giant egos. my theory is bc everyone there is more used to TV timing and pacing.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
  On 9/18/2022 at 3:30 PM, Superhero said:
I wonder how many posters here understand the Seinfeld and Monty Python references. 

I’ve got to think it’s pretty high. I’d guess our biggest demo is 40-50 year olds
  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
  On 9/18/2022 at 3:30 PM, Superhero said:

I wonder how many posters here understand the Seinfeld and Monty Python references. 

Expand  

If I make a terse Seinfeld reference or quote, I get shit.  If I make a long-winded post, I get shit.  My posts are overall so much shorter than before and with less Seinfeldian humor baked in.  And who do you all have to thank for that?  You guessed it.  Frank Stallone.  ;)

But yeah, I have to admit after all these years...I find Monty Python funny but not anywhere near to the degree that many on here do.  However, there is something to be admired by the staying power of it, it's just as much of a cult classic now as it was when I was in high school.  

Posted

I was trying to remember which comedian it was who I saw do this bit. It didn’t take long to find. Of course it was Brian Regan. And that was one of the very best episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted

Boss has been MIA all week.

Having a call tomorrow morning with her boss.

Thanks for playing...

Feels weird. Glad things are going to change, either way.

Posted
  On 9/20/2022 at 10:49 PM, Texas Jeff said:
My wife likes "Murder She Wrote".  This little bit got me on her bad side:
You know that chick on "Murder She Wrote"?  She killed every one of those dudes, every week.  I'm supposed to buy the idea that every week she, a murder writer, just stumbles upon a new murder and has to solve the case?   It was her all the time.  No way.  She was a friggin' mass murderer.

Thank you. I was saying that to my parents 30+ years ago. If that bitch shows up to your town, run. Somebody about to die.
  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Posted (edited)

imma hide this in here heh...

we are visiting Texas for a couple weeks, tying up some loose ends...and i had a few hours to kill yesterday.

i had a 30+ year old crappy little ladybug tattoo on my shoulder that i got as a drunk UT student on 6th, it basically looked like a black blob nowadays. id been thinking for a while about covering it...was driving past Atomic and just went with my impulse...

it's only a day old so still a little messy...but i am so happy with it!! 🧡🤘

my last Austin tattoo to cover my first Austin tattoo! (i mean i only have one other postage size one lol).

20220923_092607.jpg

Edited by mchookem
  • Hook 'Em 6
  • Like 1
Posted
  On 9/20/2022 at 10:49 PM, Texas Jeff said:

My wife likes "Murder She Wrote".  This little bit got me on her bad side:

You know that chick on "Murder She Wrote"?  She killed every one of those dudes, every week.  I'm supposed to buy the idea that every week she, a murder writer, just stumbles upon a new murder and has to solve the case?   It was her all the time.  No way.  She was a friggin' mass murderer.

Expand  


And not like that bitch was showing up in Chicago, Philly, LA, etc. 

Posted

I dont know who pat mcaffee is or is supposed to be, but i always see his name on video thumbnails with a buzzcut and a tanktop and he looks like a douchebag. 

that about correct?

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Posted
  On 9/23/2022 at 11:24 PM, 52-80 said:

I dont know who pat mcaffee is or is supposed to be, but i always see his name on video thumbnails with a buzzcut and a tanktop and he looks like a douchebag. 

that about correct?

Expand  

Former NFL punter turned podcast host. He’s way better than virtually all the major media talking heads when it comes to talking about football.

Posted

I had a parent teacher conference, and according to test results, my 2nd grader’s math and reading are at a 4th grade level.

She wants to put him in advanced learning program which I fully support because Asian tiger dad and such. 

  • Like 1

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...