Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[Underdog 28761]

A tie should suffice… 

 

[YGIFS 19452]

24 minutes ago, Underdog said:

A tie should suffice… 

 

Don't tell him what will suffice, he sold raincoats in the garment district for 35 years! 

(sidenote-Morty must have done really well.  no mention of college or military so goes into sales at 18, retires at 53 to a pretty nice condo in Florida...not bad)

[DaysOff 7963]

I have no idea who Bad Bunny is, but his Alamodome appearance warrants the lead news story tonight. Impressive.

[Superhero 8833]

12 hours ago, General Specific said:

Toto Washlet G450 with remote control here. Anything less would be uncivilized!

https://www.totousa.com/washlet-with-smart-toilet-g450-10-gpf-and-08-gpf

Sheesh, a $4000 toilet/ bidet? I’d rather get a regular toilet and spend the rest on the Deluxe 3 shells. Probably save some money  along the way. 

[NWBuck 8577]

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

A tie should suffice… 

 

[jeevsie 3737]

Nyquil is vile substance and I don't understand how the liquid still exists if they make it in pill form.

[Lurch 5931]

Nyquil is vile substance and I don't understand how the liquid still exists if they make it in pill form.

Liquid is faster, more effective and has alcohol.

[thunderlounge 7902]

And if you need it, you won’t really care. 
 

Cherry still sucks, but better than original. 

[YGIFS 19452]

18 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Nyquil is vile substance and I don't understand how the liquid still exists if they make it in pill form.

Do you even lean in, bro?  

[thunderlounge 7902]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

17 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

And if you need it, you won’t really care. 

Nyquil: "You're still sick as fuck, you just don't care because you are sleeping through it."

[tbone_ 14139]

Better than not sleeping

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

Am I the only one who refuses to click on the "Click here if you want to see boobs" thread when they see that the last post was by @Your Mom?  Just kills my desire to see boobs.

Aw, who am I kidding?  I click anyway.  I always want to see boobs, and I know that it isn't really my mom.

Edited September 13, 2022 by Scheiss Meister

[Your Mom 4829]

5 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Am I the only one who refuses to click on the "Click here if you want to see boobs" thread when they see that the last post was by @Your Mom?  Just kills my desire to see boobs.

Aw, who am I kidding?  I click anyway.  I always want to see boobs, and I know that it isn't really my mom.

[mchookem 16346]

the Emmys are so much more efficient, on time and better run than the Oscars despite it still being full of actors and their giant egos. my theory is bc everyone there is more used to TV timing and pacing.

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

9 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Am I the only one who refuses to click on the "Click here if you want to see boobs" thread

Like there needs to be a dedicated thread for that. 

[Underdog 28761]

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

14 hours ago, Underdog said:

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania

 

[Underdog 28761]

80s Jams I’ll never tire of listening too… 

I Ran 

I’ll Melt With You

Cars

Don't You Forget About Me / Alive and Kicking

Mexican Radio

Red Skies

 

[tbone_ 14139]

I Ran 

 

Space Age Love Song is their better tune, but it gets no love for some reason.

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

11 hours ago, tbone_ said:

 

Space Age Love Song is their better tune, but it gets no love for some reason.

 

Oh yeah? Don’t sleep on Modern Love is Automatic.

[Prepuce of Doom 21098]

20 hours ago, Underdog said:

80s Jams I’ll never tire of listening too… 

I Ran 

I’ll Melt With You

Cars

Don't You Forget About Me / Alive and Kicking

Mexican Radio

Red Skies

 

St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion) genuinely delights me when it comes on to radio. 

[Helobious 9464]

Feliz diez y seis, bitches. 

[Incredulity 11681]

appropriate post is appropriate.

[Underdog 28761]

So Houston has a franchise in the NWSL named Dash...  think they missed a real golden opportunity there.

[Superhero 8833]

I wonder how many posters here understand the Seinfeld and Monty Python references. 

[Lurch 5931]

I wonder how many posters here understand the Seinfeld and Monty Python references. 

I’ve got to think it’s pretty high. I’d guess our biggest demo is 40-50 year olds

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

I wonder how many posters here understand the Seinfeld and Monty Python references. 

I never thought Monty Python was funny.

[YGIFS 19452]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

I wonder how many posters here understand the Seinfeld and Monty Python references. 

If I make a terse Seinfeld reference or quote, I get shit.  If I make a long-winded post, I get shit.  My posts are overall so much shorter than before and with less Seinfeldian humor baked in.  And who do you all have to thank for that?  You guessed it.  Frank Stallone. 

But yeah, I have to admit after all these years...I find Monty Python funny but not anywhere near to the degree that many on here do.  However, there is something to be admired by the staying power of it, it's just as much of a cult classic now as it was when I was in high school.  

[Superhero 8833]

19 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I never thought Monty Python was funny.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Nm

Edited September 19, 2022 by BehoId, The Underminer!

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

if you took the cross section of my urine at increasing distances from origin you’d get something like this:
 

Maybe a full half rotation before the integrity breaks up.  The physics of it is baffling. 

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

On 9/18/2022 at 1:07 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

I never thought Monty Python was funny.

You should probably keep that to yourself. 

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

I was trying to remember which comedian it was who I saw do this bit. It didn’t take long to find. Of course it was Brian Regan. And that was one of the very best episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

Surprisingly that full episode isn’t up on YouTube. I don’t know why. It used to be. It was originally released for free on its own website and at crackle.com.

But it’s still up on Jerry’s Facebook. And it still brings tears to my eyes.

https://facebook.com/JerrySeinfeld/videos/comedians-in-cars-getting-coffee-brian-regan/267194996725186/

[markstanco 12586]

Audi in California today, plates were TX EXES. Any of y’all?

[mchookem 16346]

while i've been living in Colorado for the past three months Thundercloud added The Ladybird sandwich to their menu and it is gotdamn glorious 🤘

[closetohumping 17455]

I used to think flying cars would solve all of our transportation problems.  Now I realize it would be the end of civilization.

[Kennythetiger 9417]

12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I used to think flying cars would solve all of our transportation problems.  Now I realize it would be the end of civilization.

Fuck me. Two dimensions are difficult enough for my wife to navigate. 

[Texas Jeff 1945]

My wife likes "Murder She Wrote".  This little bit got me on her bad side:

You know that chick on "Murder She Wrote"?  She killed every one of those dudes, every week.  I'm supposed to buy the idea that every week she, a murder writer, just stumbles upon a new murder and has to solve the case?   It was her all the time.  No way.  She was a friggin' mass murderer.

[Guest]

Boss has been MIA all week.

Having a call tomorrow morning with her boss.

Thanks for playing...

Feels weird. Glad things are going to change, either way.

[DaysOff 7963]

My wife likes "Murder She Wrote".  This little bit got me on her bad side:
You know that chick on "Murder She Wrote"?  She killed every one of those dudes, every week.  I'm supposed to buy the idea that every week she, a murder writer, just stumbles upon a new murder and has to solve the case?   It was her all the time.  No way.  She was a friggin' mass murderer.

Thank you. I was saying that to my parents 30+ years ago. If that bitch shows up to your town, run. Somebody about to die.

[mchookem 16346]

imma hide this in here heh...

we are visiting Texas for a couple weeks, tying up some loose ends...and i had a few hours to kill yesterday.

i had a 30+ year old crappy little ladybug tattoo on my shoulder that i got as a drunk UT student on 6th, it basically looked like a black blob nowadays. id been thinking for a while about covering it...was driving past Atomic and just went with my impulse...

it's only a day old so still a little messy...but i am so happy with it!! 🧡🤘

my last Austin tattoo to cover my first Austin tattoo! (i mean i only have one other postage size one lol).

Edited September 23, 2022 by mchookem

[thunderlounge 7902]

On 9/20/2022 at 5:49 PM, Texas Jeff said:

My wife likes "Murder She Wrote".  This little bit got me on her bad side:

You know that chick on "Murder She Wrote"?  She killed every one of those dudes, every week.  I'm supposed to buy the idea that every week she, a murder writer, just stumbles upon a new murder and has to solve the case?   It was her all the time.  No way.  She was a friggin' mass murderer.

And not like that bitch was showing up in Chicago, Philly, LA, etc. 

[52-80 19213]

I dont know who pat mcaffee is or is supposed to be, but i always see his name on video thumbnails with a buzzcut and a tanktop and he looks like a douchebag. 

that about correct?

[closetohumping 17455]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

I dont know who pat mcaffee is or is supposed to be, but i always see his name on video thumbnails with a buzzcut and a tanktop and he looks like a douchebag. 

that about correct?

yes.  douche

[Bullneck 19191]

On 9/18/2022 at 1:07 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

I never thought Monty Python was funny.

Unpopular opinions =========>>>

[mdleast 8298]

[Helobious 9464]

6 hours ago, 52-80 said:

I dont know who pat mcaffee is or is supposed to be, but i always see his name on video thumbnails with a buzzcut and a tanktop and he looks like a douchebag. 

that about correct?

Former NFL punter turned podcast host. He’s way better than virtually all the major media talking heads when it comes to talking about football.

[Superhero 8833]

I had a parent teacher conference, and according to test results, my 2nd grader’s math and reading are at a 4th grade level.

She wants to put him in advanced learning program which I fully support because Asian tiger dad and such.