Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[NorthLoop 14205]

4 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

So I have an elementary aged boy   .....PG-13-I'm-cringing-and-he-really-shouldn't-be-watching-Jumanji2.

 

Holy shit you must be a giant vagina 

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Why is something sent by car called a shipment, but something sent by ship called cargo?

[NWBuck 8567]

4 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

Why is something sent by car called a shipment, but something sent by ship called cargo?

And people drive on parkways but park on driveways! 

[kopp0e 1135]

If you have  "prime occupation" as a doctor, your last thoughts should ever be, "how can I go out and lure, drug & rape innocent women, with my girlfriend"..?

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[kopp0e 1135]

And, umm, don't do absurd things like wait in line for a new electronic gadget, days before the line starts, when you could just as simply order online...

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Houston man waiting in line for new iPhone since Sunday - Story ...

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[Your Mom 4806]

Fuck waiting in line longer than 15 minutes for anything in life ever.

I hope he drops it on the way out of the store and gets sent to the back of the line.

Edited September 19, 2018 by Your Mom

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

7 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

Why is something sent by car called a shipment, but something sent by ship called cargo?

[markstanco 12577]

Cinderella's "bad seamstress blues" is a fucking jam.

[mulletpelini 5211]

sounds like you're falling apart

[Stros 153]

So my just texted me a picture of her self when she was 17 or 18. Should I be ashamed that my 44 yo self wanted to fuck her? You fuckers will not see the picture.

[Stros 153]

So my just texted me a picture of her self when she was 17 or 18. Should I be ashamed that my 44 yo self wanted to fuck her? You fuckers will not see the picture.

Wife

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

41 minutes ago, Stros said:

So my just texted me a picture of her self when she was 17 or 18. Should I be ashamed that my 44 yo self wanted to fuck her? You fuckers will not see the picture.

imgur

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Office potlucks are a pain in the ass at the best of times, but when they go with a theme, and the theme is stupid, it's a real struggle not to turn surly as hell. Caribbean Potato Bar? What in the actual fuck? I think I know what day next week I'm going to suddenly have four or five conference calls in a row I can't possibly get out of.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

^^^

Go high as fuck and sit on a couch. 

[Bat Guano 359]

On 8/11/2018 at 10:58 PM, NorthLoop said:

Every single one of those people in the Carson vids are dead except Burt

You had to go there, didn't you?

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Office potlucks are a pain in the ass at the best of times, but when they go with a theme, and the theme is stupid, it's a real struggle not to turn surly as hell. Caribbean Potato Bar? What in the actual fuck? I think I know what day next week I'm going to suddenly have four or five conference calls in a row I can't possibly get out of.

Did somebody say  Caribbean potato bar ?

we gonna have lotsa fixins, mon!  Fixins!

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Office potlucks are a pain in the ass at the best of times, but when they go with a theme, and the theme is stupid, it's a real struggle not to turn surly as hell. Caribbean Potato Bar? What in the actual fuck? I think I know what day next week I'm going to suddenly have four or five conference calls in a row I can't possibly get out of.

Show up with a shitty cheese sandwich and some loose lettuce like they served at the Fyre Festival.

[Steamboat1874 4063]

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Office potlucks are a pain in the ass at the best of times, but when they go with a theme, and the theme is stupid, it's a real struggle not to turn surly as hell. Caribbean Potato Bar? What in the actual fuck? I think I know what day next week I'm going to suddenly have four or five conference calls in a row I can't possibly get out of.

We have those occasionally.....

I never eat any of it.

 

[markstanco 12577]

I lived about 4 houses down from Rhett bomar, but he was about 12 yearsish younger than me.

[Your Mom 4806]

On an airplane, middle seat gets both armrests. Plain and simple, this is just universal  common courtesy. 

[Superhero 8830]

Lots of lonely (and good looking) women at the local TJ Maxx Homegoods on Friday evenings.

Pretend to be newly single, and looking to help to furnish your bachelor pad

 

[Moby Ric 2058]

I had grilled brussel sprouts for lunch.  I wonder if that might have been a mistake since I have meeting later.  Guess I will find out.

Edited September 25, 2018 by Moby Ric

[Moby Ric 2058]

3 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

I had grilled brussel sprouts for lunch.  I wonder if that might have been a mistake since I have meeting later.  Guess I will find out.

Hate to quote myself, but it was a mistake.  Woof.

[El Diablo 4232]

3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

So I was in a rental car, Miata, in Austin this weekend. I stop in a strip mall and guy approaches me asking what I think about the car. 

We have a decent auto oriented conversation, and a little more rounded. I note I just moved from Austin 6 months ago.

He then proceeds to provide his favorite restaurant picks... Well, that's just curios, but I mean, whatever.

After ending that conversation politely he starts going off about regarding Trump issues. Out of the blue, after nothing political at all prior. I try to discourage it by stating, "Oh I don't watch the new.". He's not having it, he continues to complain. I finally ask him, "Why do you give a shit about things you can't change.", as I was honestly curious. 

He basically said good bye, it was nice meeting you and left.

Did I meet Groverat irl?

Are you a good looking man?

[Doc Holliday 199]

When I die my gravestone should say: 

Oppositional Defiance:

I did it my way, you fool. 

-Fuck You.

[El Diablo 4232]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Pretty average, so not really. 

Maybe he was just horny and not being terribly particular. I mean, you were in a Miata.

[bluto 4929]

Random thought... if I haven't checked a long thread in a while and the thread post count is in the 40 or 90 range I'm too lazy to read through that whole page and just wait for it to roll over to a new one

[TKthunder2 4991]

24 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

So 3 posts for a Miata gay joke.

I was pretty sure that was where you were headed, but had a modicum of hope you weren't. I should have known better.

Drive a Miata, when it's a nice night out, through some twisty hills with the top down and a good looking female in the passenger seat and get back to me on how gay it is to drive one.

Dude, Dude in a Miata = gay

NTTAWWT

If want to drive a sports car get a Mustang, Camaro or Corvette.  A Miata is a car for a woman.

[After irth 1243]

30 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

So 3 posts for a Miata gay joke.

I was pretty sure that was where you were headed, but had a modicum of hope you weren't. I should have known better.

Drive a Miata, when it's a nice night out, through some twisty hills with the top down and a good looking female in the passenger seat and get back to me on how gay it is to drive one.

The fact that you were driving a Miata had no bearing on your story, but you offered the info up front. As if you were presenting...

NTTAWWT

Anyone who things a Miata is a chick magnet has never pulled chicks. 

[El Diablo 4232]

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

It was a fucking rental and that was the first thing the guy brought up and the reason he approached me.

And I'm sure as fuck not hearing lessons about pulling chicks from Surly.

It was the oddity of the rest of the conversation that I was pointing out, which noone has addressed because a bunch of homophobic small cock fuck sticks don't even have the self confidence to even drive a Miata as a rental car. A topic that doesn't even belong in this thread.

Fuck sake.

You seriously think some random dude saw a Miata and wanted to talk about the CAR?

[NorthLoop 14205]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

My ex drove a Miata when I met her so not only is it a chick car, it's a stripper chick car.

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

9 hours ago, bluto said:

Random thought... if I haven't checked a long thread in a while and the thread post count is in the 40 or 90 range I'm too lazy to read through that whole page and just wait for it to roll over to a new one

Over to the right of the thread title you'll see the avatar of the last person who posted in the thread and the time since they posted. If you click on the time it will take you directly to the last post in the thread. 

[Superhero 8830]

11 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

So 3 posts for a Miata gay joke.

I was pretty sure that was where you were headed, but had a modicum of hope you weren't. I should have known better.

Drive a Miata, when it's a nice night out, through some twisty hills with the top down and a good looking female in the passenger seat and get back to me on how gay it is to drive one.

No need to explain. People who make fun of the MX5 (no longer called the Miata) have never driven a stick-shift MX5.

BTW, the first time I got road head was in my '93. It was an awkward position because of the center console, but bless her flexibility.

[Superhero 8830]

10 hours ago, El Diablo said:

You seriously think some random dude saw a Miata and wanted to talk about the CAR?

There's a HUGE aftermarket for Miata go-fast parts, and then there's also spec Miata racing events around the country.

I'd talk car with a Miata driver before I talk car with someone who drives a typical BMW (328i with automatic transmission).

[Guest Lobo]

I'd say after having sex with other men, driving a Miata is the second gayest thing I do.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I observed a customer service training class yesterday, and there was a really interesting teachable moment. One of the phone calls they were listening to and critiquing included a blatantly racist screed by the customer. The instructor of the class was black, and she didn't even flinch while listening to the call. After the class nervously critiqued everything about the call other than the elephant in the room, she asked them how they ought to handle the racist element.

Nobody said a word, so she plowed ahead:  "It's really simple. Just remember, she's somebody's Nana. This ain't a Sunday school, it's not a political rally, and it isn't a philosophy class. You're here to provide customer service, and she's a customer. Cuss her out all you want when you get home, but when you're on the phone with her, make her happy."

[bluto 4929]

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Over to the right of the thread title you'll see the avatar of the last person who posted in the thread and the time since they posted. If you click on the time it will take you directly to the last post in the thread. 

I use the button on the far left with either the star or circle that's blackened, it's just the potential for having to read the whole page of posts I don't wanna fool with

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

1 minute ago, bluto said:

I use the button on the far left with either the star or circle that's blackened, it's just the potential for having to read the whole page of posts I don't wanna fool with

That takes you to the first unread post in the thread. If there are more unread posts than you care to read then you can go straight to the last post in the thread and just read the last one or two or several if that's what you prefer. If you're waiting for the thread to grow to a new page before catching up then I thought that was information you might find useful. 

Just trying to help. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

43 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I observed a customer service training class yesterday, and there was a really interesting teachable moment. One of the phone calls they were listening to and critiquing included a blatantly racist screed by the customer. The instructor of the class was black, and she didn't even flinch while listening to the call. After the class nervously critiqued everything about the call other than the elephant in the room, she asked them how they ought to handle the racist element.

Nobody said a word, so she plowed ahead:  "It's really simple. Just remember, she's somebody's Nana. This ain't a Sunday school, it's not a political rally, and it isn't a philosophy class. You're here to provide customer service, and she's a customer. Cuss her out all you want when you get home, but when you're on the phone with her, make her happy."

Good one. Sounds like something Dalton would say.

[retread 2951]

22 minutes ago, bluto said:

I use the button on the far left with either the star or circle that's blackened, it's just the potential for having to read the whole page of posts I don't wanna fool with

You probably know this, but if you click on the time posted it will take you to the last post.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[markstanco 12577]

I watched a guy pull up the shirt with a girl with big titties in 8th grade, I was in the room.

I doubt I can be a supreme court justice now.

[Zepol87 9186]

You probably know this, but if you click on the time posted it will take you to the last post.

Damn I didn't know that. Thanks

[NorthLoop 14205]

or click on the star

[Moby Ric 2058]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

I watched a guy pull up the shirt with a girl with big titties in 8th grade, I was in the room.

I doubt I can be a supreme court justice now.

I bet you drank beer in High School too you serial gang rapist.

[Bat Guano 359]

Cloaking the random thoughts thread? Bold fuckin' strategy....

[Underdog 28639]

Anyone else as tired as I am at seeing Michael Strahan all over the GD television?  MFer trying to be the black Ryan Seacrest. 

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

No need to explain. People who make fun of the MX5 (no longer called the Miata) have never driven a stick-shift MX5.
BTW, the first time I got road head was in my '93. It was an awkward position because of the center console, but bless her flexibility.

After seeing her pic in the other thread is was going to ask wat dat mouf do doe, but now I know.

[NorthLoop 14205]

Driving in the hill country every damn truck or SUV has a big black brush guard. Makes me think they're all cops when I see them coming the opposite way.