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On 3/29/2018 at 9:57 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

You need to wear more colored t-shirts.

I harvest my lint every morning before showering, and once I have a sufficient crop, I mail it to my friends.
 

I probably shouldn't show this to you, but I think you could really take your lint fetish to the next level with this

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12 hours ago, DougO said:

"I think I'll start a thread about random thoughts that don't warrant a thread."

I'm still dealing with the fever blister too.

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Just now, BurntEyes said:

Jesus titty fucking Christ, are you from Ohio. Only reason one would think of chili in relation to a spaghetti post.

Nope.  When I read his post, I thought about other foods that are better the next day and then chili came to mind.  I have never and will never allow spaghetti nor beans anywhere near my chili.

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I really need to mow my back yard.  

But I just took advantage of the perfect weather to go sit outside and read, and I noticed how beautiful the grass rippling in the wind is.

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I was just reminded that it's almost April Fools Day. Which means stupid companies posting fake shit on social media trying to be humorous. 


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On 3/29/2018 at 8:11 PM, yoshi said:

Spaghetti always tastes better on the 2nd day.

try making your sauce a day before you want to eat it

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Being left handed, I always put my belt on upside down (without even knowing it) until I got a buckle as a graduation gift. It fucks me up for a second to put on a different belt now.
Probably need a "left handed problem" thread.
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On 3/27/2018 at 2:34 PM, DarthBalls said:

I use my phone for: weather, maps, music, video media, news, camera, photo library, wife locator, home security control, house thermostat,  email, text messages, kitchen timer, food thermometer display, book reading, calorie log, crossword puzzles, phone calls, exercise log and general research tool. It's overwhelming and i don't think there is any way to go back to the way it was before. 

I liked it when you could get in your car and leave and nobody could get in touch with you.

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On 3/25/2018 at 1:35 PM, GSU&UT said:

Fever blisters suck

Agreed. Whenever you feel one coming, get some hydrogen peroxide, dip a q-tip in it and rub it on your lip. It will sting but you will see pus come to the surface. Do this 3 times a day and it will go away quickly.

You'e welcome 

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On 4/3/2018 at 6:05 PM, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Agreed. Whenever you feel one coming, get some hydrogen peroxide, dip a q-tip in it and rub it on your lip. It will sting but you will see pus come to the surface. Do this 3 times a day and it will go away quickly.

You'e welcome 

* no allopathic trials including prospective randomized control data were obtained in the offering of this folksy advice

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I don’t understand ocean pressure at depth, and I’ve been scuba certified since age 12. I get the general concept but they have to make a submarine tank to get to the bottom of the Mariana Trench and the first thing they see down there is some type of soft-bodied skate. Why isn’t that thing crushed into a tiny ball when my head would implode miles above it?

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15 hours ago, Hanrahan said:

I don’t understand ocean pressure at depth, and I’ve been scuba certified since age 12. I get the general concept but they have to make a submarine tank to get to the bottom of the Mariana Trench and the first thing they see down there is some type of soft-bodied skate. Why isn’t that thing crushed into a tiny ball when my head would implode miles above it?

Because you touch yourself. 

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I will always stop and glance over any issue from Sports Illustrated that has either: the latest swimsuit models or simply cheerleaders on the cover...

 

Image result for arizona state sports illustrated girls

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Why do microwaves have 10 discrete power levels? I have never, ever used anything but 10 or 5. Are there seriously people out there that are like "3 is perfect but 4 is too fucking much!!"

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17 hours ago, tokamak said:

Why do microwaves have 10 discrete power levels? I have never, ever used anything but 10 or 5. Are there seriously people out there that are like "3 is perfect but 4 is too fucking much!!"

They have two power levels: on and off. The pre-programmed power levels are just ratios of time on vs. time off. 

Get a notepad and a non-metallic bowl full of water. Put the bowl of water in your microwave. Test each power level for a minute and record the period between power on and power off in your notepad. 

I don't know about you but I find it a lot better to reheat food in the microwave a little more slowly with an occasional stir. It might take me as long as five or six minutes to reheat a dish doing it that way. The horror. 

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I really hate it when I look at a chick's POF profile and she has like 8 photos and gets progressively fatter in each one. 

I guess Vic Mackey loves that, but I don't. 

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If USA is tied to the lizard people from outer space, Hello Zuk, and the lizard people hate the grey people are the greys in cahoots with Russia?  Is that why we are always at odds with Russia despite being very similar?  #conspiracythoughtexperiment #popcorn #ishouldwritescifi

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