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A little background. I'm 50, have a relatively youthful face, and a head full of grey / white hair.

 

So I went to our LA office. I don't have a key, so need to sign in at the security desk. The 2 guys at the security desk look up and start talking about my hair. Amongst the comments:

"Damn, that's some good looking hair"    Thanks?

"Do you dye it or is it natural?"     It's natural.

"Have you ever gotten compliments?"     Yeah, over the years.

"Any from young women? Because I bet they'll your hair."     Not really, no sugar babies have approached me to be their daddy.

"Aw man, you need to step up your game with the young ladies."     My wife will kill me if I stepped up anything.

 

Thought that was a funny exchange, especially the last parts. I'm ugly, maybe a 5 on good day, but I got my hair going on for me. Which is nice.

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I was at a pretty decent restaurant.   Went to the bathroom to take a piss.   Doing my thing and I turn around and this dude is right behind me.  Mind you there’s two open toilets but he’s waiting for the stall.  Are you not supposed to pee in the toilet?  It was awkward and creepy 

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2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I was at a pretty decent restaurant.   Went to the bathroom to take a piss.   Doing my thing and I turn around and this dude is right behind me.  Mind you there’s two open toilets but he’s waiting for the stall.  Are you not supposed to pee in the toilet?  It was awkward and creepy 

Was this the guy?

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

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might be the greatest paragraph on wikipedia:

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There has been social media debate over the precise definition of sandwich, specifically whether a hot dog or open sandwich can be categorized as such. In the United States, the Department of Agriculture and the Food and Drug Administration are the responsible agencies for protecting the definition of sandwich. The USDA uses the definition, "at least 35% cooked meat and no more than 50% bread" for closed sandwiches, and "at least 50% cooked meat" for open sandwiches.[4] However, the same USDA manual determines the burritos and fajitas are "sandwich-like", and frankfurters are "sandwich type", while stromboli is explicitly excluded. In Britain, the British Sandwich Association defines a sandwich as "any form of bread with a filling, generally assembled cold"; a definition which includes wraps and bagels, but potentially excludes dishes assembled and served hot, such as burgers.[5]

 

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