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4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

First time Siri started talking without prompting to me on my cell phone years ago, I told it “Siri, shut the fuck up”. 
Haven’t heard a peep out of it ever since then, thankfully.

When I told Siri to shut up, it responded "that's not very nice". 

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How come on kickoff touchdowns they count the yardage in the end zone (eg a 107yd return) but on receiving touchdowns it only counts to the goal line. 

if i do a toetap at the end of the field give me that extra 10yd

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For whatever reason, Nespresso articles show up in my Google feed. One of the articles was so incredibly stupid. "How to use your Nespresso pod if you don't have a machine."

Shit you not, it essentially came down to "Cut open the Nespresso pod. Dump the coffee grinds into a paper filter. Slowly pour hot water over the coffee grinds until you get a nice cup of coffee."

 

I'm surprised they even bothered to write that because whoever the intended readers were, should not be in charge of boiling water.

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20 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I really enjoy those days when you bite the shit out of your tongue. and then a few hours later you bit it again in the same place. Good times.

Or the damn side of your cheek. Can go a year just fine like a normal human and then chomp! Suddenly it's like I've never fucking chewed before on repeat.

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2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Ever had a business meeting with a woman so hot you can barely concentrate? It was all I could do to not just ogle her up and down for an hour like a 12 year old at coffee this morning.

Creeping photos not showing up.

 

But yeah, we had a drywall contractor come by to say hi and I wanted to give her a project right then and there so I could see her for the next 2 years. 

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7 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Ever had a business meeting with a woman so hot you can barely concentrate? It was all I could do to not just ogle her up and down for an hour like a 12 year old at coffee this morning.

used to work with a brazilian colleague that looks like elsa pataky, and an irish one that looks like natalie dormer.  very 🥴

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Creeping photos not showing up.
 


Don’t need creepers. She’s a legit player in my industry with pics all over the net. I thought about posting one in anticipation of this but unfortunately for you guys I don’t really want to put her shit on blast.

Just imagine one of the hottest broads you’ve ever seen and you’ll be close.
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