Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[beer 3,220]

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If she was, we'd have heard about it a million times by now. 

**Were**

[Rimbo 25,911]

In Chinese, you need a cow if you want count articles of clothing.

Spoiler

件, the measure word for clothing, e.g. "one sweater" is "一件毛衣" or "two shirts" is "两件衬衫“

牛, the right half of 件, is a moo moo cow

 

Edited November 15 by Rimbo

[beer 3,220]

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

In Chinese, you need a cow if you want count articles of clothing.

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件, the measure word for clothing, e.g. "one sweater" is "一件毛衣" or "two shirts" is "两件衬衫“

牛, the right half of 件, is a moo moo cow

 

If you think about it, cows are necessary for more things than the public realizes. Coward, more cowbell, cowl (no batman), coworker (lonely all day), I'm sure there are more but it's 8pm here and I'm a little drunk. 

Edited Friday at 07:12 PM by beer

[Native Horn 3,498]

On 11/14/2024 at 1:39 PM, Helobious said:

I just learned that Cher’s real name is Cherilyn Sarkisian. Wonder if she’s related to Steve

If I could turn back time.

[closetohumping 17,435]

[DaysOff 7,947]

I watched The Autopsy of Jane Doe yesterday. The dead chick had an amazing rack and body.

[Superhero 8,827]

9 hours ago, closetohumping said:

 

Just to clarify, go back to being a 6 YO in 1980? Or stay in 2024 and be 6 years old?

If it's the first, the red pill ALL. THE. WAY.

 

[thunderlounge 7,813]

… “got me invested in some kinda fruit company…”

 

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21,053]

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Just to clarify, go back to being a 6 YO in 1980? Or stay in 2024 and be 6 years old?

If it's the first, the red pill ALL. THE. WAY.

 

Perhaps you've considered this, but you're likely also trading your wife, and definitely trading your kids in that scenario. 

[nineliveslost 2,753]

5 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Perhaps you've considered this, but you're likely also trading your wife, and definitely trading your kids in that scenario. 

negative. You can still meet your wife at the same exact time and place and know exactly what to say. You can still fuck at the exact time to have the exact same kid. 

You would just be a billionaire instead of poor

[Prepuce of Doom 21,053]

5 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

negative. You can still meet your wife at the same exact time and place and know exactly what to say. You can still fuck at the exact time to have the exact same kid. 

You would just be a billionaire instead of poor

Do you ejaculate one sperm at a time? 

[nineliveslost 2,753]

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Do you ejaculate one sperm at a time? 

Yes, at my age 😁

[Kennythetiger 9,375]

44 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Perhaps you've considered this, but you're likely also trading your wife

Go on…… 

[Superhero 8,827]

54 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Perhaps you've considered this, but you're likely also trading your wife, and definitely trading your kids in that scenario. 

Hmmm. Yup, let’s take that red pill and I’d marry someone who isn’t so serious all the time.

 I’m sure the kids will be just fine with their au pair and at boarding school. 

Edited Saturday at 02:52 PM by Superhero

[Superhero 8,827]

Completely changing topic, our renovation project is almost done. Just need some shower doors that’ll get here next week. The before…

 

and after…

[Superhero 8,827]

And a slight tangent to the renovation post above. The renovation went smoothly. My complaints on the finished product was the floors were higher than original so I need a different threshold; and I didn’t like where he put the towel ring…

But I gotta tell you. If you’re a contractor, doesn’t matter how great you’re doing during construction, you need to finish STRONG.

He insisted he didn’t need a dumpster after the demo work was done, and he’d just use my regular trash can. It worked okay until he left me 6 bags of trash - mainly packaging, styrofoam and the floor protection paper. I’m driving out to a landfill in a few minutes to get rid of all of it  

 

 

[thunderlounge 7,813]

Are the mirrors LED?

We’re redoing our bathroom this summer. Ripping out the 6ft jetted tub and replacing with a walk-in shower. Turning current shower (28”x28”, small church) into a linen closet. 
 

Ripping out the double vanity, and going with 2 independent, with a floor to ceiling cabinet in between.

Been looking at mirror options, and wanting to do something like yours, but more narrow and taller. 

[nnm 36,349]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Completely changing topic, our renovation project is almost done. Just need some shower doors that’ll get here next week. The before…

 

and after…

Looks awesome. We’re re-doing two guest baths as we speak. I don’t know if I have before pics. I’ll try to put that together when it’s all done. 

[Superhero 8,827]

59 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Are the mirrors LED?

We’re redoing our bathroom this summer. Ripping out the 6ft jetted tub and replacing with a walk-in shower. Turning current shower (28”x28”, small church) into a linen closet. 
 

Ripping out the double vanity, and going with 2 independent, with a floor to ceiling cabinet in between.

Been looking at mirror options, and wanting to do something like yours, but more narrow and taller. 

Yes they’re LED mirrors. I found them on Amazon. They have all sort of sizes. What’s cool now is most of them can change colors from warm to stark white. 

[InkaUtexas 25,862]

Nipple in not listed in the Roget's 21st Century Thesaurus.

 

[Brisketexan 105,066]

Nipple in not listed in the Roget's 21st Century Thesaurus.
 

But “tuning in Tokyo” is.

[markstanco 12,571]

Need some help.

Trying to find the aggy v Texas final game audio in Spanish when Justin Tucker kicked the kick. Maybe I’m searching wrong, but I can’t find it and I’ve even posted it before.

[52-80 19,147]

its mildly amusing to me that british people want to get personalized license plates, but are not allowed to, so theres a big secondary market to re-sell license plates that is vaguely similar to what people might want.

so someone named Gary will pay lots of money for a plate that read "1AM 6ARY"

[nnm 36,349]

5 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

its mildly amusing to me that british people want to get personalized license plates, but are not allowed to, so theres a big secondary market to re-sell license plates that is vaguely similar to what people might want.

so someone named Gary will pay lots of money for a plate that read "1AM 6ARY"

[52-80 19,147]

What exactly are the Bills, really. 
 

and based on the helmet design, shouldnt the nfl team be called the Buffalo Buffalos?

[closetohumping 17,435]

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas and I’m ok with that

[nnm 36,349]

24 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas and I’m ok with that

[Js1 85,275]

Why does it bother people so fucking much when people decorate for Christmas?

Some people want to enjoy it for more than a month.

[tbone_ 14,110]

Because it’s a beating. We can have Christmas when Christmas gets here.

And it fucks Thanksgiving out of its rightful reverence.

[Armybrat 40,822]

On 11/16/2024 at 8:10 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Do you ejaculate one sperm at a time? 

Mine just shoots dust

[52-80 19,147]

Why do comedians talk about themselves as if theyre a special breed of people (perhaps more than any profession), and why are the people they insist as “a comedian’s comedian” almost never funny?  

[Rimbo 25,911]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Why does it bother people so fucking much when people decorate for Christmas?

Some people want to enjoy it for more than a month.

We leave our lights up through Chinese New Year instead.

Go late rather than start early.

[Js1 85,275]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Because it’s a beating. We can have Christmas when Christmas gets here.

And it fucks Thanksgiving out of its rightful reverence.

So bitchass 

[Rimbo 25,911]

37 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Why do comedians talk about themselves as if theyre a special breed of people (perhaps more than any profession), and why are the people they insist as “a comedian’s comedian” almost never funny?  

Well, here's Tina Friml, who literally is a Special breed of person, making fun of just that.

Current favorite comedian, btw.

"I judge the quality of a nightclub by what drugs the bouncer thinks I'm on..."

Edited Monday at 05:11 PM by Rimbo

[tbone_ 14,110]

So bitchass 

I for one will not give up the fight for Thanksgiving

[General Specific 3,253]

I for one will not give up the fight for Thanksgiving

Our local Home Depots had Christmas stuff out before Halloween.

I like to think that the wives of all those managers at HD, celebrate a birthday month!

[Kennythetiger 9,375]

3 hours ago, tbone_ said:

And it fucks Thanksgiving out of its rightful reverence.

Hey, Indians- here’s some pumpkin pie!  And smallpox. 

[ztejas 43,411]

5 hours ago, nnm said:

We always started getting stuff out Sunday after Thanksgiving. 

[tbone_ 14,110]

Hey, Indians- here’s some pumpkin pie!  And smallpox. 

I try not to think about that. But instead focus on delicious food, football, nice weather, and 4-5 days off without having to stress about buying presents.

[thunderlounge 7,813]

Our house turns into Santa's Village of the Damned on Black Friday. It's like the plague. You can't stop it. It's gonna happen.

 

[nnm 36,349]

42 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We always started getting stuff out Sunday after Thanksgiving. 

[Kennythetiger 9,375]

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

We leave our lights up through Chinese New Year instead.

Go late rather than start early.

I’m lazy enough to leave my tree up all year. It’s got a bunch of light combinations so I just switch it to whatever the next holiday is. 

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2,061]

people that don’t get on the moving sidewalk at airports always walk at comically fast rates so that they don’t look dumb for their choice.

[workswithseed 2,088]

On 11/15/2024 at 2:23 PM, closetohumping said:

Pre or post taxed, cause if I have to make a claim on it, it wouldn't really be 10 mil.