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Last night I was having a dream where I was having sexy time with some random cute girl. And then out of nowhere the cute girl says, " let me try this" and then proceeds to stick her whole hand down h

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Bullshit.  It's a dick move to knowingly jump in the express line with more items than allowed.  People get in that line to move quick.  It is their business if you fuck that up.

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True story about Dolly Parton:  I think it was 1975, and she had just gone solo as an artist after being with Porter Wagoner. She had a concert scheduled for the Heart O' Texas Colosseum in Waco.

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Merle Haggard was right…. “Before microwave ovens….”

Fuck microwave ovens. They fucking suck. Whoever invented them needs to rot in Hell.

Wrong. My wife tried arguing that once we got the air fryer, we didn't need the microwave. A microwave is a highly functional and efficient appliance.
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2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I never heard of any anal leakage that wasn't unwanted, so it seems like a redundant phrase. Not sure if any other alleged foodstuffs cause anal leakage.

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Desired anal leakage is surely a thing, right?

 

 

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6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Bullshit. That’s the beauty of the f bomb, it can go anywhere in a sentence structure:

Why do we fucking have so many fucking ultra fucking brites fucking open?

I think you're on the right track.

Why the fuck do we fucking have so fucking many fucking ultra fucking brites fucking open, goddammit?

 

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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:


Often referred to as sea dogs around here.

In Spanish they’re lobo marino I believe,

Which makes sense.

I went to the Galapagos and was able to get close to and interact with them. 
They are a lot like dogs. 

Their pups are super curious and act like dog puppies. 
 

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I’ve had neck and shoulder pain for most of 2024, and finally went to see a chiropractor that specializes in just adjusting the top 5 vertebrae.

The doc said I would feel discomfort for the rest of the day as my neck realigns, and he wasn’t joking.

My neck feels like a toothpick holding up a cannonball. And I’ve had a headache that is still lingering after 10 hours.

Going to shut it down and go to bed. Let’s hope it’ll feel better tomorrow. 

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After I posted last night, the headache got really intense so I took some advil and went to bed.

As for the neck and shoulder pain, I still hurt a bit when I woke up at 4AM on the couch, but it was gone when I got up at 9.

 

 

I know several people who go to the same chiropractor. When you meet him, he seems like a quack, but the results speak for themselves.

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Someone "stole" 7 lawn bags of old leaves from in front of my house.  Maybe "stole" isn't correct but i collected the leaves and, after lunch, put 8 bags on the street for pickup tomorrow . Walked out an hour ago and only one is still there. No clue what someone plans to do with them

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30 minutes ago, AUinHsv said:

Someone "stole" 7 lawn bags of old leaves from in front of my house.  Maybe "stole" isn't correct but i collected the leaves and, after lunch, put 8 bags on the street for pickup tomorrow . Walked out an hour ago and only one is still there. No clue what someone plans to do with them

Some teenager's dad is about to be super pissed off when he discovers they have been transplanted into his yard by the teenager's friends or enemies. 

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I trip out on this kind of thing.  When you think about the exponential speed at which technology is developing, assuming that the arc continues, where will humanity go?  Will it exist?  Will we blend our thoughts with AI?  And what about 1,000 years?  100,000 years?  These are still miniscule amounts of time in evolutionary history.  This site has some cool predictions.

 

https://www.futuretimeline.net/timeline.htm

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I trip out on this kind of thing.  When you think about the exponential speed at which technology is developing, assuming that the arc continues, where will humanity go?  Will it exist?  Will we blend our thoughts with AI?  And what about 1,000 years?  100,000 years?  These are still miniscule amounts of time in evolutionary history.  This site has some cool predictions.
 
https://www.futuretimeline.net/timeline.htm

I found that horribly depressing, and frightening for my kids and grandkids.
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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I trip out on this kind of thing.  When you think about the exponential speed at which technology is developing, assuming that the arc continues, where will humanity go?  Will it exist?  Will we blend our thoughts with AI?  And what about 1,000 years?  100,000 years?  These are still miniscule amounts of time in evolutionary history.  This site has some cool predictions.

 

https://www.futuretimeline.net/timeline.htm


 

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