Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[Tex Long 4661]

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Desired anal leakage is surely a thing, right?

You're offering to take on P&G on contingency, yes? It's been a few years, but I bet we can find enough leakers to make a class.

[Steamboat1874 4320]

Desired anal leakage is fine when residing on the throne.

At no other time is this acceptable except, maybe in the shower or the ocean.

[General Specific 3507]

You're offering to take on P&G on contingency, yes? It's been a few years, but I bet we can find enough leakers to make a class.

You can check the unpopular opinions thread for participants!

[Tex Long 4661]

2 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Desired anal leakage is fine when residing on the throne.

At no other time is this acceptable except, maybe in the shower or the ocean.

As an Engineer, I'd have to argue against "leakage" as a proper description of throne activity.

[Steamboat1874 4320]

1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

As an Engineer, I'd have to argue against "leakage" as a proper description of throne activity.

Agree however….

If you have anal leakage it seems to be the best place to be.

[General Specific 3507]

Desired anal leakage is fine when residing on the throne.
At no other time is this acceptable except, maybe in the shower or the ocean.

When does Anal Leakage open for Waffle Stomp!

That’s a shitty concert!

[Sbbruin 22142]

Merle Haggard was right…. “Before microwave ovens….”

Fuck microwave ovens. They fucking suck. Whoever invented them needs to rot in Hell.

Wrong. My wife tried arguing that once we got the air fryer, we didn't need the microwave. A microwave is a highly functional and efficient appliance.

[Sbbruin 22142]

Why do they call them Sea Lions? They look more like bears. They should call them Sea Bears.

Often referred to as sea dogs around here.

[thunderlounge 8407]

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I never heard of any anal leakage that wasn't unwanted, so it seems like a redundant phrase. Not sure if any other alleged foodstuffs cause anal leakage.

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Desired anal leakage is surely a thing, right?

 

 

 

Edited December 12 by thunderlounge

[Rimbo 27002]

6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Bullshit. That’s the beauty of the f bomb, it can go anywhere in a sentence structure:

Why do we fucking have so many fucking ultra fucking brites fucking open?

I think you're on the right track.

Why the fuck do we fucking have so fucking many fucking ultra fucking brites fucking open, goddammit?

 

[Underdog 29161]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Desired anal leakage is surely a thing, right?

Chocolate cream pie - pornhub channel. 

[ScottS 1125]

6 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

 

 

6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I believe the correct nomenclature is “Fuck you, you fucking fuck.”  

[Dnaguy 12612]

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Often referred to as sea dogs around here.

In Spanish they’re lobo marino I believe,

Which makes sense.

I went to the Galapagos and was able to get close to and interact with them. 
They are a lot like dogs. 

Their pups are super curious and act like dog puppies. 
 

[General Specific 3507]

 
 

 

College Station has entered the chat!

[Classic Rock 291]

15 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Often referred to as sea dogs around here.

I'd like to think that there is some sailor's code dictating that when saying "Sea Dog" it must be followed with "Arrrrrrrr".

[Underdog 29161]

Klink Shultz and Lebleau sing Christmas carols… 

 

[Superhero 9017]

I’ve had neck and shoulder pain for most of 2024, and finally went to see a chiropractor that specializes in just adjusting the top 5 vertebrae.

The doc said I would feel discomfort for the rest of the day as my neck realigns, and he wasn’t joking.

My neck feels like a toothpick holding up a cannonball. And I’ve had a headache that is still lingering after 10 hours.

Going to shut it down and go to bed. Let’s hope it’ll feel better tomorrow. 

[BearMace 2244]

Geez you're brave or dumb letting a chiropractor torque on your cervical spine. Unless you've had an MRI that shows you have nothing structural going on that sounds like a recipe for disaster. 

[Superhero 9017]

After I posted last night, the headache got really intense so I took some advil and went to bed.

As for the neck and shoulder pain, I still hurt a bit when I woke up at 4AM on the couch, but it was gone when I got up at 9.

 

 

I know several people who go to the same chiropractor. When you meet him, he seems like a quack, but the results speak for themselves.

[AUinHsv 584]

Someone "stole" 7 lawn bags of old leaves from in front of my house.  Maybe "stole" isn't correct but i collected the leaves and, after lunch, put 8 bags on the street for pickup tomorrow . Walked out an hour ago and only one is still there. No clue what someone plans to do with them

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

30 minutes ago, AUinHsv said:

Someone "stole" 7 lawn bags of old leaves from in front of my house.  Maybe "stole" isn't correct but i collected the leaves and, after lunch, put 8 bags on the street for pickup tomorrow . Walked out an hour ago and only one is still there. No clue what someone plans to do with them

Some teenager's dad is about to be super pissed off when he discovers they have been transplanted into his yard by the teenager's friends or enemies. 

Edited December 15 by Prepuce of Doom

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

I know several people who go to the same chiropractor. When you meet him, he seems like a quack, but the results speak for themselves.

And they say “Quack quack quack!”

[nnm 37896]

True?

 

[Crapinon 2373]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

True?

 

 

[Superhero 9017]

No neck, shoulder and elbow pain this morning. First time in maybe 6+ months. Wish I hadn't waited so long to see this guy (again).

 

[Sbbruin 22142]

I trip out on this kind of thing.  When you think about the exponential speed at which technology is developing, assuming that the arc continues, where will humanity go?  Will it exist?  Will we blend our thoughts with AI?  And what about 1,000 years?  100,000 years?  These are still miniscule amounts of time in evolutionary history.  This site has some cool predictions.

 

https://www.futuretimeline.net/timeline.htm

[Brisketexan 106874]

I trip out on this kind of thing.  When you think about the exponential speed at which technology is developing, assuming that the arc continues, where will humanity go?  Will it exist?  Will we blend our thoughts with AI?  And what about 1,000 years?  100,000 years?  These are still miniscule amounts of time in evolutionary history.  This site has some cool predictions.
 
https://www.futuretimeline.net/timeline.htm

I found that horribly depressing, and frightening for my kids and grandkids.

[thunderlounge 8407]

 

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I trip out on this kind of thing.  When you think about the exponential speed at which technology is developing, assuming that the arc continues, where will humanity go?  Will it exist?  Will we blend our thoughts with AI?  And what about 1,000 years?  100,000 years?  These are still miniscule amounts of time in evolutionary history.  This site has some cool predictions.

 

https://www.futuretimeline.net/timeline.htm

 

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[Armybrat 41388]

I cringed when Mrs Brat said she wanted to go shopping at the Round Rock Outlet mall. 
I’ve avoided the place for almost 10 years, but am pleased to see there are very few shoppers here.

of course there are the ubiquitous idiots walking around shouting with their Bluetooth phones.

 

[Kennythetiger 9618]

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I cringed when Mrs Brat said she wanted to go shopping at the Round Rock Outlet mall. 
I’ve avoided the place for almost 10 years, but am pleased to see there are very few shoppers here.

of course there are the ubiquitous idiots walking around shouting with their Bluetooth phones.

 

Undefeated. ❤️

[Js1 87174]

Does every outlet mall look exactly the same? 

[thunderlounge 8407]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Does every outlet mall look exactly the same? 

I thought he was in Mercedes. 

[nnm 37896]

52 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

I thought he was in Mercedes. 

Cypress

[Tex Long 4661]

Having a mansplaining session with Miz Long this afternoon, on when holding is or is not called in football. Included the difference between holding by offense versus by defense, then devolved into (a) why refs call or not (mostly depending on what Louie and Fingers tell them the Boss wants), and (b) why hold in the first place.

Having gotten through that, more or less, she asked how the coaches could break the holding habit of their players. Practice scrums with actual refs, sure, okay... but...

Here's her (almost) random thought: like those dog-training shock collars, why not shock jocks? What? Well, if you get a jolt in the balls any time you hold, wouldn't that train you?

Finding it hard to disagree that it might just work.

[Scheiss Meister 8466]

Miz Long sounds kinky.  I bet she's thought about shocking your junk.

[Tex Long 4661]

Just now, Scheiss Meister said:

Miz Long sounds kinky.  I bet she's thought about shocking your junk.

Thought about? 

[tigol 2481]

Miz Long sounds kinky.  I bet she's thought about shocking your junk.

The battery and clamps are in her Amazon cart.

[thunderlounge 8407]

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Finding it hard to disagree that it might just work.

Not sure I can disagree either. So long false starts. 

[Tex Long 4661]

1 hour ago, tigol said:

The battery and clamps are in her Amazon cart.

Not unless her Amazon cart is in the laundry room.

 

[Scheiss Meister 8466]

46 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Not sure I can disagree either. So long false starts. 

Unless the other team figures out the frequency and zaps a couple of linemen while they're set.  Recipe for false starts.

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

 

[Rimbo 27002]

so when we say "i need to prep for my next meeting" we all understand it really means "i expected this meeting to end early and I really gotta take a shit" right?

[thunderlounge 8407]

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

so when we say "i need to prep for my next meeting" we all understand it really means "i expected this meeting to end early and I really gotta take a shit" right?