Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread

[BearMace 2206]

On 11/5/2022 at 8:03 AM, burntorangebongos said:

Yes but leave it stuck on standard time, please. Fuck the hour forward shit.

This nearly neg worthy for me. Fuck every bit of standard time. I say we Spring forward 2 hours one last time and just call it time. I don't give a shit if it's dark in the morning, give me light after I get home.

[Prepuce of Doom 21071]

Big Brother is watching you poop across from the DFW Whataburger. 

 

[BearSchlong 8089]

I’m at the taco joint at gate E31 right now, grateful I don’t have to go to E22.

[Prepuce of Doom 21071]

31 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

I’m at the taco joint at gate E31 right now, grateful I don’t have to go to E22.

I had a long enough connection that I was able to make the trek to Whataburger. 

If you were that guy behind me on the escalator, sorry/not sorry about the heavy duty fart. 

Edited November 8, 2022 by Prepuce of Doom

[BearSchlong 8089]

Lol

[markstanco 12576]

I’m a firm believer that the ups and FedEx drivers are taught to drive in the left lane exclusively.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

3 hours ago, BearMace said:

This nearly neg worthy for me. Fuck every bit of standard time. I say we Spring forward 2 hours one last time and just call it time. I don't give a shit if it's dark in the morning, give me light after I get home.

Fuck your two hours shit that would fuck up my morning sleep. I don't give a fuck about light in the evening. I'm not a farmer. Daylight savings was always bullshit and it needs to die and be heaped in the dustbin of history as the fucked-up policy It always was. 

 

Edited November 8, 2022 by burntorangebongos

[BearSchlong 8089]

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

I’m a firm believer that the ups and FedEx drivers are taught to drive in the left lane exclusively.

Actually, they aren't allowed to turn left - at least, UPS drivers don't.

https://www.ge.com/news/reports/ups-drivers-dont-turn-left-probably-shouldnt-either

 

[markstanco 12576]

Per my ups driver that isn’t exactly true. Clockwise routes are preferred however.

[YGIFS 19450]

I wonder how most insulated Americans think drugs flow around the country?  Like they think the cartels trust very illegal looking Jose, once he crosses the border, to just keep going with $20mm of their product up to Denver or Cincinnati.  No voter ever takes that next step in logic.  Yes, lots of drugs cross our southern border.  But you think some guy on foot or a truck with Mexico plates just keeps going?  
 

there is a robust network of law enforcement that provides interstate transport of narcotics all over the U.S. using everything from domestic carriers to postal service to FedEx to Jim Bob in a 5th wheel.  Blows my mind people think drugs are crossing to the border and then just stop wondering how it gets to Memphis.  

[52-80 19152]

I add too many documentaries to my youtube than i have time to watch

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I have some fresh tattoo work that I need to put lotion on a few times a day. I work for an oil company, so in a typical O&G office setting. I wonder what people think as I take a bottle of lotion with me to the bathroom.

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I have some fresh tattoo work that I need to put lotion on a few times a day. I work for an oil company, so in a typical O&G office setting. I wonder what people think as I take a bottle of lotion with me to the bathroom.

Admit it, you tattooed your dick.

[Armybrat 40839]

[markstanco 12576]

Commercials that are louder than the program you are watching. Subaru and Starbucks always do this.

[YGIFS 19450]

5 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I have some fresh tattoo work that I need to put lotion on a few times a day. I work for an oil company, so in a typical O&G office setting. I wonder what people think as I take a bottle of lotion with me to the bathroom.

He puts the lotion on the tattoo basket or he gets derrick job again...

[ztejas 43420]

On 11/7/2022 at 11:06 PM, burntorangebongos said:

Fuck your two hours shit that would fuck up my morning sleep. I don't give a fuck about light in the evening. I'm not a farmer. Daylight savings was always bullshit and it needs to die and be heaped in the dustbin of history as the fucked-up policy It always was. 

 

Please explain to us how it being darker in the morning messes up your morning sleep. 

[General Specific 3259]

Please explain to us how it being darker in the morning messes up your morning sleep. 

Like the chickens know the difference! Fuck the farmers. We gonna save energy!!!1!

What are the DST lovers selling now?

It’s theater, nothing more.

[YGIFS 19450]

Listen Elaine, cut the 'from where I'm sleeping' shit...there is no chronological error.  It must be a human error. Please recompute. 

[nnm 36386]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

He puts the lotion on the tattoo basket or he gets derrick job again...

Well, @Patricio Swayze sounds like a pumper who uses the lotion when he sets the choke, coaxing the mud past the annulus as he nipples up, sometimes relying on his friend the toolpusher, until there’s a blowout. 

Edited November 10, 2022 by nnm

[YGIFS 19450]

We're still talking about the hydrocarbon business, right?  

[nnm 36386]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

We're still talking about the hydrocarbon business, right?  

Every one of those terms is an everyday oilfield term. 
Just a coincidence that there are a lot of aggy in the industry. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Well, [mention=98]Patricio Swayze[/mention] sounds like a pumper who uses the lotion when he sets the choke, coaxing the mud past the annulus as he nipples up, sometimes relying on his friend the toolpusher, until there’s a blowout. 

Yeah, after all that there is gonna be a bit of NPT.

[52-80 19152]

We’re not against rap. We’re not against rappers. 
 

But we are against those thugs. 

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Well, @Patricio Swayze sounds like a pumper who uses the lotion when he sets the choke, coaxing the mud past the annulus as he nipples up, sometimes relying on his friend the toolpusher, until there’s a blowout. 

Sounds like a rough POOH job

[thunderlounge 7825]

19 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I have some fresh tattoo work that I need to put lotion on a few times a day. I work for an oil company, so in a typical O&G office setting. I wonder what people think as I take a bottle of lotion with me to the bathroom.

 

Mycitracin? Bacitracin?

Straight lotion? Crazy talk. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

 
Mycitracin? Bacitracin?
Straight lotion? Crazy talk. 

Yep, just lotion. I am substantially covered in tattoos. Done the same aftercare for most of them.

[52-80 19152]

Logically it makes sense that maritime fleets have planes to launch and provide support.
 

But nominally/superficially it always struck me as weird that the US “navy” owns and operates so many fighter aircrafts

[Helobious 9449]

The best social media platform is YouTube. It was always YouTube.

[YGIFS 19450]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Logically it makes sense that maritime fleets have planes to launch and provide support.
 

But nominally/superficially it always struck me as weird that the US “navy” owns and operates so many fighter aircrafts

Have you, then, a moment sir to learn about the logistical and budgetary benefits of Space Force? 

[thunderlounge 7825]

9 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Yep, just lotion. I am substantially covered in tattoos. Done the same aftercare for most of them.

Wow. I was always told never use it, and use bacitracin/mycitracin. 
 

Either way, can’t let that shit dry out. 
 

6 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Logically it makes sense that maritime fleets have planes to launch and provide support.
 

But nominally/superficially it always struck me as weird that the US “navy” owns and operates so many fighter aircrafts

We even keep some at a airforce bases too! 😉

[HRSchenker 2268]

I drank the water at Camp Lejeune and now I have this sudden desire to cheer for Texas A&M. Am I entitled to compensation?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

18 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Wow. I was always told never use it, and use bacitracin/mycitracin. 
 

Either way, can’t let that shit dry out. 
 

We even keep some at a airforce bases too! 😉

I don’t recall ever using anything other than lotion.  Non scented and dye free though. I am approaching 50% coverage.  Just going to finish my sleeves, cover something on my chest and be done. Getting too old for this shit. Maybe some gap fillers here and there, but no more big work (mostly because there is no more real estate).  

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

On 11/11/2022 at 1:27 PM, HRSchenker said:

I drank the water at Camp Lejeune and now I have this sudden desire to cheer for Texas A&M. Am I entitled to compensation?

If you aren't, no one is.

[Bullneck 19084]

On 11/8/2022 at 11:16 AM, BearSchlong said:

Actually, they aren't allowed to turn left - at least, UPS drivers don't.

https://www.ge.com/news/reports/ups-drivers-dont-turn-left-probably-shouldnt-either

 

New Jersey has already got this figured out. 

 

 

[BearSchlong 8089]

Holy shit, North Carolina has the same system. Just did several turns today trying to get to the store.

Well, kinda sorta.

[Sleep off ugly 279]

Whom ever runs the HEB “crisis management” department, or whatever they call it should be in charge of FEMA. Hurricanes, floods, freezes those folks are on top of it.

As an aside I hardly ever shop there (cause who knows when they’re open).

[Sleep off ugly 279]

Bad grammar, my apologies 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Last week when the powerball jackpot hit $1.9 billion my wife asked me what my lucky numbers are. I told her whatever my death date will be. She did not appreciate that.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I can’t figure out whether Tim and Eric is better stone cold sober or fucked upped.

[Bevo&Pevo 5131]

On 11/9/2022 at 7:52 PM, YGIFS said:

He puts the lotion on the tattoo basket or he gets derrick job again...

 

On 11/9/2022 at 9:49 PM, nnm said:

Well, @Patricio Swayze sounds like a pumper who uses the lotion when he sets the choke, coaxing the mud past the annulus as he nipples up, sometimes relying on his friend the toolpusher, until there’s a blowout. 

 

On 11/9/2022 at 9:51 PM, YGIFS said:

We're still talking about the hydrocarbon business, right?  

all of this and not one word about natural gas?  Come on man!

[CooterBrown 18008]

Had to go buy some white undershirts for Lil’ Brown’s Girl Scout troop to tie dye. At the Walmart on Anderson, all mens underwear, undershirts, and socks are in a locked cabinet. Nothing says Walmart like underwear being a top target of theft.

[Lurch 5930]

Had to go buy some white undershirts for Lil’ Brown’s Girl Scout troop to tie dye. At the Walmart on Anderson, all mens underwear, undershirts, and socks are in a locked cabinet. Nothing says Walmart like underwear being a top target of theft.

[Ghost of LL 15531]

There's an age that people younger than that age would give you a blank stare if you said "Debbie Does Dallas."  I wonder what that age is.

I suspect it's 28.  If you were born after 1994, I bet those words have no meaning to you.

[Kennythetiger 9381]

37 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

There's an age that people younger than that age would give you a blank stare if you said "Debbie Does Dallas."  I wonder what that age is.

I suspect it's 28.  If you were born after 1994, I bet those words have no meaning to you.

What meaning do they have to you?  

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

There's an age that people younger than that age would give you a blank stare if you said "Debbie Does Dallas."  I wonder what that age is.

I suspect it's 28.  If you were born after 1994, I bet those words have no meaning to you.

How about “Behind the Green Door?”

[Kennythetiger 9381]

13 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

How about “Behind the Green Door?”

[Ghost of LL 15531]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

How about “Behind the Green Door?”

That's significantly older.  I'm 47, and I only know about that as a piece of history.  I think there are a lot of people in their 40s that would give you a blank stare for that title.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

4 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

That's significantly older.  I'm 47, and I only know about that as a piece of history.  I think there are a lot of people in their 40s that would give you a blank stare for that title.

You never found your dad's stash.

[CooterBrown 18008]

[Horn_Spanker 524]

I'm going to have to put on pants today.