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My wife came to bed all hot and bothered last night. I asked what I did to turn her on. Turns out it wasn’t me. It was the Victoria’s Secret site she was browsing before coming to bed.
I’ll ask if she’s open to a threesome. Anyone have a number for a lingerie model?

She’s into threesomes and gang bangs. At least she was before marriage.
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Well, so far my son's been accepted to 0 of the 4 schools that have gotten back to him.

He aimed high... and so far has come up empty. Well, I guess there's always community college and transferring...

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Well, so far my son's been accepted to 0 of the 4 schools that have gotten back to him.

He aimed high... and so far has come up empty. Well, I guess there's always community college and transferring...

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Well, so far my son's been accepted to 0 of the 4 schools that have gotten back to him.
He aimed high... and so far has come up empty. Well, I guess there's always community college and transferring...

That sucks! Where did he apply?
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8 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:


That sucks! Where did he apply?

MIT, Chicago, UCSD, UCLA, Cal, and Michigan.

Hasn't heard back from Cal or Meatchicken yet but... doesn't seem good given the rest.

I've heard rumors that sometimes you get into Cal but not into UCLA/UCSD. Just the way UC works is different. But we're not hoping on it.

Apparently transferring in after CC is much, much easier.

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MIT, Chicago, UCSD, UCLA, Cal, and Michigan.
Hasn't heard back from Cal or Meatchicken yet but... doesn't seem good given the rest.
I've heard rumors that sometimes you get into Cal but not into UCLA/UCSD. Just the way UC works is different. But we're not hoping on it.
Apparently transferring in after CC is much, much easier.

Yeah, I’d say he aimed high! The JuCo/transfer option to any of those schools will also save you the price of a decent new car. Always a bright side!
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3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Well, so far my son's been accepted to 0 of the 4 schools that have gotten back to him.

He aimed high... and so far has come up empty. Well, I guess there's always community college and transferring...

 

goto a smaller college ?

what does he want to major in ?

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11 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Yeah, I’d say he aimed high! The JuCo/transfer option to any of those schools will also save you the price of a decent new car. Always a bright side!

Yep, as long as he keeps his grades up and doesn't crash and burn into depression.

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

goto a smaller college ?

what does he want to major in ?

Mechanical Engineering. He wants to build and design cars. Always has, pretty much since birth.

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On 3/18/2023 at 11:29 AM, Rimbo said:

Yep, as long as he keeps his grades up and doesn't crash and burn into depression.

Mechanical Engineering. He wants to build and design cars. Always has, pretty much since birth.

The anal Ford cars is just a few clicks back.

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So just got a mailer from Winstar for three free nights, $50 in food credit and $150 in free play. 

I have never visited Winstar. In fact, while I used to gamble occasionally years ago, I rarely do these days. And even back then, it was $200-$400 tops maybe once every six months. Nowhere near enough to get this sort of offer. 

s that place dying that they are starved for business?

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I dunno, but ping them back because a couple times a year they host a really nice dinner at III Forks (don't know if you're in Austin).  I haven't been to a casino in several years and have no desire to ever go back.  But I guess they found my old rate from somewhere.  And aside from a 10-minute pitch, it was a really nice time.  Met some good folks and enjoyed a dinner & wine worth probably $200, easily.  And they haven't bothered me since.  

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So just got a mailer from Winstar for three free nights, $50 in food credit and $150 in free play. 
I have never visited Winstar. In fact, while I used to gamble occasionally years ago, I rarely do these days. And even back then, it was $200-$400 tops maybe once every six months. Nowhere near enough to get this sort of offer. 
s that place dying that they are starved for business?

I haven’t been in years, but the comp nights were usually only avail Mon-Wed. And even then they’d charge a resort fee. Still not a bad deal if you play poker, though that game has died a lot since poker in Texas took off. If you golf, the courses were great. Just don’t play slots, craps, bj, etc and you win. They’ll stop inviting you once they see it’s negative ROI.
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Get on the right “potential whale” list and Beau Rivage will fly you out for a weekend. I got two great trips out of them before the offers stopped

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So I don't play poker and don't golf (would love to if I knew someone that golfed, but I'm not going to take my rookie ass to a nice course). And honestly, I've just lost all interest in gambling.

They have a nice pool or spa or anything? I wouldn't mind getting a free place to stay, having a meal or two on them, and figuring out how to cash out bonus play. But I'm honestly going to gamble like $50 max. Would need some other way to spend time.

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So I don't play poker and don't golf (would love to if I knew someone that golfed, but I'm not going to take my rookie ass to a nice course). And honestly, I've just lost all interest in gambling.
They have a nice pool or spa or anything? I wouldn't mind getting a free place to stay, having a meal or two on them, and figuring out how to cash out bonus play. But I'm honestly going to gamble like $50 max. Would need some other way to spend time.

I used to know this old retired car dealer who would go spend time at the Indian Casinos around phoenix for a week or two at a time. He claimed the middle aged pussy he pulled out of those places was insane. Always had crazy stories.

Of course this guy was a completely shameless dirtbag. And could sell ice to Eskimos. So ymmv. But maybe that’s an angle to consider.
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43 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I used to know this old retired car dealer who would go spend time at the Indian Casinos around phoenix for a week or two at a time. He claimed the middle aged pussy he pulled out of those places was insane. Always had crazy stories.

Of course this guy was a completely shameless dirtbag. And could sell ice to Eskimos. So ymmv. But maybe that’s an angle to consider.

Oh, I could pull middle-aged Oklahoma casino strange? No thanks. 

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I’m in Hawaii for the week for a long overdue vacation. Hanging out by the pool at Aulani reading and people watching.

Americans as a whole are fat. I have a muffin top, but I’m going to judge anyway. I’d say most people can afford to lose 10-15% of their weight.

Also, white people like their tattoos.  Probably 25% of population between 21 and 40 have tattoos. Surprisingly I have yet to see a tramp stamp. Has that fad come and gone?

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

I’m in Hawaii for the week for a long overdue vacation. Hanging out by the pool at Aulani reading and people watching.

Americans as a whole are fat. I have a muffin top, but I’m going to judge anyway. I’d say most people can afford to lose 10-15% of their weight.

Also, white people like their tattoos.  Probably 25% of population between 21 and 40 have tattoos. Surprisingly I have yet to see a tramp stamp. Has that fad come and gone?

If you ever have a teenage kid that wants a tattoo, just taken them to Schlitterbahn one day. It will scare them straight.

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Sounds like slots-a-fun. 

Learned how to play craps there about 20 years ago at a $2 table. It was slow and the dealer gave me a lot of tips and advice. Thought I was Billy Badass and blew everything I had at Caesar’s later that night.
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3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I thought we were gonna keep that between the three of us?  And the guy filming

Case only speaks frontier gibberish. Nobody can understand what he says anyway.  

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I’m in Hawaii for the week for a long overdue vacation. Hanging out by the pool at Aulani reading and people watching.
Americans as a whole are fat. I have a muffin top, but I’m going to judge anyway. I’d say most people can afford to lose 10-15% of their weight.
Also, white people like their tattoos.  Probably 25% of population between 21 and 40 have tattoos. Surprisingly I have yet to see a tramp stamp. Has that fad come and gone?

Hahaha I am sure some of the tattoos are awesome. In general, it seems people who get one tattoo only are the types of folks who get a really shitty, trendy tattoo. Shitty as in poorly done.

-dude covered in tattoos
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I get my 20# tanks refilled for $20 at Ace Hardware

Pro tip: Don’t exchange them. They only fill the Blue Rhino’s etc. with about 3 gallons of propane. Getting it filled at a propane dealer you get 4.7. They’ll fill the exchange company’s bottles too.
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Yeah, I just dropped $60 for a new (full) one at Home Depot for the new Blackstone griddle.  Furk.
Got a Home Depot special for $99. It's crazy, I'll spend almost that much on a tank.
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On 3/14/2023 at 9:48 PM, shakahorn said:


I’m a beer drinker first, whiskey second. I too cannot discern a $15 cab from a $40 cab while drinking it. But the next morning I can tell you which it was.

complete and total bullshit.  

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22 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Pro tip: Don’t exchange them. They only fill the Blue Rhino’s etc. with about 3 gallons of propane. Getting it filled at a propane dealer you get 4.7. They’ll fill the exchange company’s bottles too.


This. This. This. This. 
 

I fill mine at a uhaul place, but same diff. Get more, pay less.

I have a tank on the weber, a tank on the blackstone, and 2 spares that also double as my camping tanks.

Saving a ton by refilling instead of exchanging.

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3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Bay leaf has no taste and im convinced people put them in their food because thats what everybody else does

I know I can google it but I always like the personal stories that surly posters have about a particular, specific topic.  What is about Bay Leaves that are so deadly to us that you have to remove it from the dish after cooking  ?  Who fucked around and found out?  

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Found a guy on OfferUp, who was selling empty propane tanks for $15/each. The ad said two. I get there and he has a whole pallet of empties from Ameri-gas. I paid for my 2 and got the hell on. Thinking about it now, I could have bought the whole pallet and sold them for $30/tank. Damn.

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