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even if the topic sounds interesting, sometimes I can look at whose name is in the Last Post By and already know I don't want to read the discussion

like these people aren't bad enough to be on literal Ignore, but they're just so dumb/tendentious/unfunny that it's a beating reading around them

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I wish it were Domino's or a better pizza place that came came up with the queso sauce pizza or the bacon wrapped crust deep dish, not Little Cesar's.

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On 3/18/2019 at 1:59 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Watching people opening toys is a thing, so I'd imagine watching people clip toenails is probably also a thing. Pretty much anything is a thing. There's 7 billion people in the world, most of whom are of questionable taste, so yeah, watching people playing video games is a thing.

What about all those pimple popping videos? It’s a world wide curse.

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On 3/20/2019 at 6:52 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I was walking from the train station to my office in downtown Chicago this morning, and it was raining enough that many people were using umbrellas. 

While standing in the crowd at a crosswalk waiting for a light to change, I noticed a guy with what appeared to be an unusually well-engineered umbrella that was small enough for use in tight city spaces (incidentally, fuck you, golf umbrella in the city guy - get some spatial awareness) so I made a note of the brand and figured I'd buy one. 

https://bluntumbrellas.com/products/metro?variant=48176192904

Motherfucker is $60 plus shipping! 

For a small umbrella! 

I can buy a dozen or more cheap shitty ones to lose, break in the wind, shove up Iconoclast's ass, or give away for that kind of money. 

At least those clowns realize the absurdity of a $70 umbrella, because for a cool $20 more, you can add on a Tile location tracker for when you inevitably lose it. 

Sheer lunacy. 

Mrs. Brat buys a bunch of $1 umbrellas at Dollar Tree.

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33 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

This thread reminds me I need an umbrella. I don't think I've owned one for at least 5 years.

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever owned one.  Doesn't rain much here.

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Umbrellas: go to the coat check of a museum or restaurant that has one. Tell them you left an umbrella there a few months ago. They'll show you the ones people have left and forgot about. Pick one you like and take it. They'll be glad to get rid of it.

 

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11 hours ago, Underdog said:

These 2 hotties are women’s basketball coaches...

Molly Miller @ Drury

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Kelsi Musick @ SW Okla. St. 

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Sorry to inform you horndogs but blondie up top lost, so there’ll be no scissoring at halftime with blondie below.  

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Had a weird dream last night: I stole a boat from my neighbor, the smallest of 3 boats that he had. Neighbor turned out to be Mike Pence. He sent me a letter saying he had footage of me on several security cameras stealing the boat, and asked that I return it. So I did.

I don't even want to know what it means.

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24 minutes ago, Bat Guano said:

Had a weird dream last night: I stole a boat from my neighbor, the smallest of 3 boats that he had. Neighbor turned out to be Mike Pence. He sent me a letter saying he had footage of me on several security cameras stealing the boat, and asked that I return it. So I did.

I don't even want to know what it means.

It means you should be more aware of who's lurking in your rose bushes at night when you fall asleep.

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50 minutes ago, Bat Guano said:

Had a weird dream last night: I stole a boat from my neighbor, the smallest of 3 boats that he had. Neighbor turned out to be Mike Pence. He sent me a letter saying he had footage of me on several security cameras stealing the boat, and asked that I return it. So I did.

I don't even want to know what it means.

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19 hours ago, Bat Guano said:

Had a weird dream last night: I stole a boat from my neighbor, the smallest of 3 boats that he had. Neighbor turned out to be Mike Pence. He sent me a letter saying he had footage of me on several security cameras stealing the boat, and asked that I return it. So I did.

I don't even want to know what it means.

You took Mike Pence's dinghy. You know damn well what it means. 

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20 hours ago, Bat Guano said:

Had a weird dream last night: I stole a boat from my neighbor, the smallest of 3 boats that he had. Neighbor turned out to be Mike Pence. He sent me a letter saying he had footage of me on several security cameras stealing the boat, and asked that I return it. So I did.

I don't even want to know what it means.

He has been scratching your wife's anchor.

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38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

To the man that is fucking either one or both of the 20somethings that just drove by me in a $200k Lamborghini - how do you do it?

How do you fuck two 20 somethings?

Own a 200k Lamborghini, duh.

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2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

How do you fuck two 20 somethings?

Own a 200k Lamborghini, duh.

What came first, the two 20 somethings or the Lambo? Or the Lambo owner while fucking the two girls?

I'm going to be up all night now...

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I made a thread on this a couple mins ago called Sausage McGriddle but it probably belongs in here.

What y’all boys think about the “lost city” or lost knowledge in general? I had to do a research paper on the culture of ancient civilizations a couple days ago. I came away pretty intrigued by the similarities & connections between these lost civilizations. I studied quite a few ancient civilizations & their origins. People from all over the globe. The Mayans, The Egyptians, The Gauls from France, Tribes from the Canary, Basques from Spain, Frisians from the Netherlands, Aztecs, Armenians tribes etc. All these people separated by time and distance, and yet they all talk of their origins from a submerged region of the Atlantic Ocean. I didn’t mention it in my paper but I thought I’d toss it out on surly full on off-season style

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54 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I have liked all of Umberto Eco’s other books, but have never been able to finish Foucault’s Pendulum for some reason.

It's as if your interest swings from one side to the other.

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46 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

There should be a wombat preserve around here somewhere.

Do you mean that you're expecting to encounter a wombat preserve soon or that it would be a great idea to have one?

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It’s taken me a couple years to realize it, but working an 8-5 job is really archaic & fucking stupid. I’m starting to hate it.

But then again I also don’t usually work weekends, and my workday really is done once I leave the office... are those things worth the trade off? 

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