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Over the course of a week I'll start cobbling together a shopping list for the Saturday run to HEB. First 3 things this week were butter, hand lotion and olive oil. Not sure what that means.

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6 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Over the course of a week I'll start cobbling together a shopping list for the Saturday run to HEB. First 3 things this week were butter, hand lotion and olive oil. Not sure what that means.

Lube is critical.

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41 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Over the course of a week I'll start cobbling together a shopping list for the Saturday run to HEB. First 3 things this week were butter, hand lotion and olive oil. Not sure what that means.

I would guess it means you have very supple hands....and likely delicious smelling nether regions.

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On 1/7/2020 at 1:24 PM, Buffsoldier said:

Divorce Lawyers.

Mexican escort girls?

 

 

 

 

 

unrelated random thought well I guess it could be related:

 

there’s a fourth Jonas brother and apparently he’s a huge loser

 

you know that two truths and a lie game?   I once played it but did two lies.  Confused myself.

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I keep trying to be friendly to the people behind the sushi counter at HEB but you can only say "hola, buenos dias, comos estas?" and get a blank stare in return so many times before you give up

like, what, am I pronouncing ALL of it wrong, I doubt it

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So, I was standing in line at the North Carolina DMV this morning, getting new license plates, and I was in line behind a French woman who was having a hard time picking between her two choices. North Carolina has two state mottos, you see:  "First in freedom" because in 1775, the NC legislature authorized their delegation to the Continental Congress to advocate for independence from Great Britain, making them the first colony to do so, and "First in flight" because of the Wright brothers' escapades at Kitty Hawk.

It took all my self-control after she chose "First in flight" not to point out, "That's a reference to airplanes, not to fleeing the battlefield."

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On 1/11/2020 at 12:11 AM, closetohumping said:

got damn soccer mom cuts me off in the left turn lane and just waits there, so I blast the horn to get her to move.  We end up in the same dry cleaner.  I need some Xan

Is this one of those Penthouse Forum things?

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

I used to eat the hell out of pickled veggies. All kinds. Pickled cucumbers, okra, mixed veggies etc.

I don't like them as much anymore. Not sure why.

Aren't pickled cucumbers... what's the word I'm looking for... oh yeah, pickles?

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Why was a millionaire and his wife on a 3 hour tour on the piece of shit Minnow?  Come on, he would have his own boat, or at least splurged for a private tour.

And Ginger? She's fresh off a night fucking some dude, doing the walk of shame in a sequined dress, and says, hey! maybe I should take a boat tour?

Baffling.

 

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11 hours ago, Mach 1 said:

Why was a millionaire and his wife on a 3 hour tour on the piece of shit Minnow?  Come on, he would have his own boat, or at least splurged for a private tour.

And Ginger? She's fresh off a night fucking some dude, doing the walk of shame in a sequined dress, and says, hey! maybe I should take a boat tour?

Baffling.

Or it wasn't a private tour. They were hostages being trafficked by the Skipper. Gilligan is really the mastermind behind SAW. 

 

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33 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Or it wasn't a private tour. They were hostages being trafficked by the Skipper. Gilligan is really the mastermind behind SAW. 

 

It was all a set up for Thurston Howell III to do some Most Dangerous Game shit.

 

 

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