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On 7/5/2020 at 6:33 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Typing was probably the most useful class I took in high school.

I refused to take HS typing because I didn't want to get stuck typing stuff.

Years later I solved that problem by just not showing up to job interviews.

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2 hours ago, Rougarou said:

If you shop at walmart, are you even a Karen? I thought Karen's were supposed to be at least upper middle class.

Karen wants to speak to the manager. A classic Walmart shopper would just yell at the clerk. Karen actually understands the concept of an organizational chart, even if she's got to be a Karen about it.

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Oh yeah, I see it.  And I'm stone cold sober.  But he's got like a platypus thing for a right arm?  Must be a long-term effect of the radiation and Xylitol.  

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You're doing it wrong then. It's not supposed to be that much fun for you, and even they don't enjoy it all that much.  Try a different technique like going knuckles up towards the clitoris instead of downward/scooping motion.  The real purpose of the "finger-bang" as you and the rest of street toughs put it...is to coat the inside of the vagina.  You can get her as wet as you/she wants, but women don't uniformly get wet down there.  Some parts are wetter/drier than others.  If you're getting ready for sex, you can do all the oral you want, you gotta get in there with the fingers and uniformly distribute the fluids around from opening to cervix, from top to bottom so it's all ready to go (and if you do it right, it should continue to heighten the natural lubrication process).  

It's half foreplay, half job site prep.  

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6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

His wife looks about as pleased as mine would be.

Is he wearing a Pith helmet?  Also, it appears his daughter was also a key architect for the penis palace.

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6 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I find myself wearing a mask, and for some reason my brain thinks my eyes are covered.  I keep staring at womens juggs and then suddenly realize they can see exactly where I'm staring.

Saturday Night Live Snl GIF

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1 consumer trend I appreciate is lots of things are fabric-covered now whereas they used to be plastic.  Sections of car interior.  Loudspeakers.  Sneakers.  Baggage/storage type things like my headphone case has fabric exterior.    Such a better material

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On 7/24/2020 at 12:45 AM, mulletpelini said:

I find myself wearing a mask, and for some reason my brain thinks my eyes are covered.  I keep staring at womens juggs and then suddenly realize they can see exactly where I'm staring.

This happens to me with glasses since I wear contacts most of the time. My brain thinks I have sunglasses on and I'm like Costanza in front of Denise Richards. 

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Not that cracker types are officially ranked anywhere, but if they were, I am confident that Oyster crackers would be underrated. 

The small, slightly puffy hexagons are the best of the various subtypes. 

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13 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Not that cracker types are officially ranked anywhere, but if they were, I am confident that Oyster crackers would be underrated. 

The small, slightly puffy hexagons are the best of the various subtypes. 

Good call. I remember those were appetizers at the seafood restaurant we'd eat at when we were kids.

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I had this random thought/topic, which is an unpopular opinion, that this this thread seems like it exists under other names and is redundant...I don’t get it, why do we have three threads nibbling around the same strike zone?

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2 minutes ago, Rougarou said:

I had this random thought/topic, which is an unpopular opinion, that this this thread seems like it exists under other names and is redundant...I don’t get it, why do we have three threads nibbling around the same strike zone?

Just throw the damn pitch already, Orel Hershiser

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1 hour ago, General Specific said:


Both “A penny for your thoughts” and “My two cents” say hi!

Who was the comedian that said both of those expressions and then said, "Wait a minute, somebody's making a penny."  

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I wonder if it's possible to operate one of those remote control cpap implants from beyond the grave. 

Like if you get buried with it, might your kids come by your grave and operate it every now and then just to fuck with your carcass? 

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10 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Kids today don't realize how big Huey Lewis and the News was in 1984.

They gotta get backntime

While necessary if you don't have an external one, the built-in mouse on a laptop might be the most worthless item on a laptop.

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That population counter was bullshit showing a linear increase. Humanity came close to being wiped out a few times, but unfortunately pulled through/Brisket.

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Friend from undergrad brought up this argument I had 10 years ago that I refuse to back down from: Weezer's song "Beverly Hills" is a rip off of Steve Miller Band's "The Joker". Same style, same cadence, and even the little moments in The Joker are featured in Beverly Hills. 

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Have you guys ever seen a Hippo up close, like at the zoo?

It's uncanny how much it looks like a pig (River horse is a complete whiff, Greeks). Same body shape and a lot of characteristics of a pig.

My question or random thought: Has anyone ever had Hippo meat? Hork, maybe? Hippork?

I bet those slices of bacon would be huge and probably delicious. Is that a thing in, like, Africa? Imagine the deliciousness of Hippo meat...

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1 minute ago, Rougarou said:

Have you guys ever seen a Hippo up close, like at the zoo?

It's uncanny how much it looks like a pig (River horse is a complete whiff, Greeks). Same body shape and a lot of characteristics of a pig.

My question or random thought: Has anyone ever had Hippo meat? Hork, maybe? Hippork?

I bet those slices of bacon would be huge and probably delicious. Is that a thing in, like, Africa? Imagine the deliciousness of Hippo meat...

Whoa. First Google hit: 

"Today, most Americans wouldn't know what hippopotamus tastes like. This might not have been the case if the ambitious plan to import great numbers of hippos to the United States was implemented in the early 1900's. Here's the full story of how hippos almost became a staple of American dinner tables."

 

 

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Here is a link to the "import them for meat" section of a very comprehensive and interesting Twitter thread about what absolute monsters hippos are.

If you've got the time, I recommend reading the entire thread from the top, not from the middle that I've linked to. Fascinating shit. 

 

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