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On 6/22/2018 at 12:03 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

I can't get the "after these messages, we'll be right back" jingle from kids' cartoons in the 70s out of my head.

Dammit.

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Today is my birthday. I’ve spent all day shitting water and vomiting, while taking care of my wife and child who have also been shitting water and vomiting. Happy birthday to me. 

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7 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Just saw this today... Sargent York premiered in 1941, and was the highest grossing movie of that year and up to that point, ever.

When adjusted for inflation, it remains, even 77 years later,  the highest grossing film (per dollar value at time of release) of all time.

pretty intense

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Please be careful driving around my neighbors.  They are not fleet of foot and I don't give a shit what connections you may have to any two-bit politicians in this two-horse shitshow of a town.  

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1 hour ago, skipperj said:

Roses really smell like poopoooo

You know, while roses themselves actually smell pretty good, the fact of the matter is, with as much fertilizer as most folk have to use to get them to grow at all, the stench of poop really is the overriding sensation in most rose gardens. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed.

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These single day off holidays always intrigue me.

Today is like a Thursday. And in two days it will be Thursday again. Wednesday will be funday Wednesday. And so will this Sunday.

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These single day off holidays always intrigue me.

Today is like a Thursday. And in two days it will be Thursday again. Wednesday will be funday Wednesday. And so will this Sunday.


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On 7/1/2018 at 9:23 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

You know, while roses themselves actually smell pretty good, the fact of the matter is, with as much fertilizer as most folk have to use to get them to grow at all, the stench of poop really is the overriding sensation in most rose gardens. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed.

I beg your pardon.

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These single day off holidays always intrigue me.

Today is like a Thursday. And in two days it will be Thursday again. Wednesday will be funday Wednesday. And so will this Sunday.



Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel. Sunday has a feel.
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I’m currently on vacation at an unnamed beach in the florida panhandle.  saw manny diaz at the beach club today.  flashed him the hookem, he stared blankly at me and had no discernible reaction.  he was also wearing a visor.  that is all. 

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If giving birth hurts worse than a kick to the nuts, then why doesn't a guy ever ask to be kicked a 2nd  time?

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I’m currently on vacation at an unnamed beach in the florida panhandle.  saw manny diaz at the beach club today.  flashed him the hookem, he stared blankly at me and had no discernible reaction.  he was also wearing a visor.  that is all. 


Were you wearing your Buenos Diaz Bitchez shirt?

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1 hour ago, ajax said:

Tim Tebow is dating his second Miss Universe, this one hotter than the previous. 

Might belong in the trivial things that make you surly thread.

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On 7/11/2018 at 12:39 PM, ajax said:

Tim Tebow is dating his second Miss Universe, this one hotter than the previous. 

Have tickets to see him in Binghamton next week...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mainly due to Billy Joel themed fireworks post game. 

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