Super Bowl LV Game Thread: Chiefs vs Bucs

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Tampa gonna be a nice COVID hotspot around March 1

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Tampa gonna be a nice COVID hotspot around March 1

Just like Alabama?

[hookem48 4631]

I thought he was pointing how how many family members he beat

[Captain Obvious 516]

Hill has no interest in hitting back when it's not a woman or child.

[936horn 910]

Fuck tyreek hill

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Just like Alabama?

Alabama won their championship game in Tuscaloosa?

[Billy Pilgrim 1913]

Shitiest collection of supebowl commercials. 

[hookem48 4631]

2 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

He was just pointing out how many times Hill committed assault.

too fast for me

[phdhorn 6224]

8 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Tony Danza

Now here's a real ace.  Tony Danza was 9-3 as a professional boxer, 7 first round TKO's.  He also got a history degree from the University of Dubuque (yes, his character becoming a history prof on the show wasn't far from real life). He also co-taught a year of high school English for a TV show in 2009.  He's a multiple Emmy Award nominee, and was up for a special Tony Award.  He received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame om 1988.  And if all that weren't enough, he's hosted his own television talk show, and in 2002 released a solo album of 40's style crooning songs.  He is probably one of the most talented people to ever exist.

Huh?  Yeah, I know, I know, that last one was bullshit.  But it's still far more interesting that this game was.

[hookem48 4631]

Brady just put a dysfunctional  franchise on his back and won a Super Bowl, shut up about Mahomes

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Only 2nd time in nfl history that a team has failed to score a TD in the Super Bowl

[clapclapclap 9000]

I still can't believe the French Model is about to be a Super Bowl winning head coach.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11924]

Just now, hookem48 said:

Brady just put a dysfunctional  franchise on his back and won a Super Bowl, shut up about Mahomes

Exactly this 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6555]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

I think every play for the last 3 quarters has devolved into Mahomes running for his life and throwing a desperation heave.   I’m not sure how an NFL offense gets to that degree of mind-numbing futility, even with a backup OL.  

Losing their left tackle killed them.  There is a reason left tackles make as much as any position outside of QB.  

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Only 2nd time in nfl history that a team has failed to score a TD in the Super Bowl

Ohhh you.....

[NAVY 6739]

Andy Reed’s mask looks like a feed bag 

[naija 2854]

was the rest of the NFL just going to be sitting around and doing nothing while Mahomes was supposed to be winning these 6 or 7 Superbowls?

 

[hookem48 4631]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Only 2nd time in nfl history that a team has failed to score a TD in the Super Bowl

guaranteed TD coming up

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Alabama won their championship game in Tuscaloosa?

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Just now, hookem48 said:

guaranteed TD coming up

More like INT

 

book it

[LTtxfan 48985]

11 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Paging Mike Curtis.  
 

Mike Curtis to the 49 yard line. 

 

[Deej 76570]

Just now, NAVY said:

Andy Reed’s mask looks like a feed bag 

It is a feed bag.

[XYZ 2154]

That looked like an interception.

[Horn80 6075]

Chiefs lost their mojo and be hard to get it back.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Andy Reed’s mask looks like a feed bag 

Looks like it’s working, too ...

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

Romo saying that Mahomes will only be good if he wins 8 fucking superbowls???? WTF

[Funk Doctor Spock 11924]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Andy Reed’s mask looks like a feed bag 

How do you think he eats?

[hookem48 4631]

Bucs should have reviewed that

[Billy Pilgrim 1913]

KC receivers have stone hands

[naija 2854]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Romo saying that Mahomes will only be good if he wins 8 fucking superbowls???? WTF

that's not what he said

[staboner 4959]

yeah that was a pick i think

[aggie08 21434]

KC apparently doesn't have any screen plays in the playbook.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Nice catch man bun.

[staboner 4959]

well congrats to TB. they are loaded. during the season i was wondering why they lost. just a stacked team and they earned it. or bought it. brought it. whatever

[deadshank 24651]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

How do you think he eats?

Goodell wouldn’t allow a trough on the sideline. 

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5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Brady just put a dysfunctional  franchise on his back and won a Super Bowl, shut up about Mahomes

Yep. Motherfucker is the goat and it isn't even close. I hate it,  but it's true. 

[Bevo 13527]

4 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Now here's a real ace.  Tony Danza was 9-3 as a professional boxer, 7 first round TKO's.  He also got a history degree from the University of Dubuque (yes, his character becoming a history prof on the show wasn't far from real life). He also co-taught a year of high school English for a TV show in 2009.  He's a multiple Emmy Award nominee, and was up for a special Tony Award.  He received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame om 1988.  And if all that weren't enough, he's hosted his own television talk show, and in 2002 released a solo album of 40's style crooning songs.  He is probably one of the most talented people to ever exist.

Huh?  Yeah, I know, I know, that last one was bullshit.  But it's still far more interesting that this game was.

I get him confused with some other guy around his era but I played pool once with I think Tony Danza at a bar in Park City. He was drunk as shit.

[MIkeHoncho 1897]

I just wish the Bucs had the guts to wear the creamsicle unis for the Super Bowl

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

that Alexa add with Michel B Jordan... pretty good....

[hookem48 4631]

Just now, staboner said:

well congrats to TB. they are loaded. during the season i was wondering why they lost. just a stacked team and they earned it. or bought it. brought it. whatever

and Evans didn't do shit

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tampa gonna be a nice COVID hotspot around March 1

Let’s be honest. Something was going to breakout in Tampa this week regardless of COVID. 

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1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I get him confused with some other guy around his era but I played pool once with I think Tony Danza at a bar in Park City. He was drunk as shit.

Probably  O'shucks. Hits close to home

[Michael Knight 12898]

9 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Brady just put a dysfunctional  franchise on his back and won a Super Bowl, shut up about Mahomes

Brady got carried by the team to this Super Bowl

[Mo Horn 8807]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

that Alexa add with Michel B Jordan... pretty good....

Best one of the night, IMO 

[MIkeHoncho 1897]

Just now, hookem48 said:

and Evans didn't do shit

Gronk, Fournette and dominant defense.  And Brady gonna get MVP. 

[NAVY 6739]

Hahahahhahahabha hahaha

[hookem48 4631]

yes

[Brothahorn 10085]

Whole Defense deserves the MVP.

[hookem48 4631]

Dallas should trade their whole defense for White

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Greenspoint got one right....the apocalypse is nigh