Super Bowl LV Game Thread: Chiefs vs Bucs

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,854]

Lmao this movie is wild

[Brothahorn 10,096]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

How does CBS not have a camera looking down the line in the flippin Super Bowl?

Romo costs a shit ton of money. Had to cut something.

[hookem48 4,808]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

How does CBS not have a camera looking down the line in the flippin Super Bowl?

paid Romo too much

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,892]

The fix is in. 

[EuroHorn 3,287]

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Of course that bitch ref is gonna call it. She thinks brady is dreamy 

The other refs also think Brady is dreamy 

[AUS-97HORN 11,991]

I am so fucking tired of the woke commercials. 

[Surly Bevo 25,658]

Just now, demos said:

Has a defensive holding call been made against tampa?

Tampa isn't holding, they are on the other hand running over the Chiefs Oline and pressuring Pat every time he drops back.  They don't need to hold.

Andy needs to shorten it up.

[Dr. Teeth 5,868]

I think the hardest part of raising that girl is their home being underwater. 

[pops 7,121]

Just now, EuroHorn said:

The other refs also think Brady is dreamy 

Fuck... I'm starting to think he is. NTTAWWT

[Guest]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Tampa oline  officiatingis making the difference

Fo sho.

[Horn80 6,313]

Four point swing for lining up off sides.  Not smart KC.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,892]

These PC woke commercials suck yak dick. 

[aggie08 21,734]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am so fucking tired of the woke commercials. 

Would you prefer more Queen Latifah kicking ass an ex CIA operative?

Edited February 8, 2021 by aggie08

[Deej 77,673]

Do they give you a discount if the kid you're adopting is born without legs?

[pops 7,121]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Tampa isn't holding, they are on the other hand running over the Chiefs Oline and pressuring Pat every time he drops back.  They don't need to hold.

Andy needs to shorten it up.

Yep. They are swinging their dicks. I didn't think they were this good but they have kc reeling. 

[Wanker Bob 379]

I guess the Commish didn't make it clear to the refs it's far better for the league if the 25 yr old QB who looks to possibly be challenging for GOAT in a decade wins over the 43 yr old current GOAT. 

[4th&Five 41,904]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am so fucking tired of the woke commercials. 

Go piss or grab a beer. Commercials are for women. 

[EuroHorn 3,287]

That etrade commercial was pretty funny.  A shout out to WSB...

[ztejas 44,114]

Amy Schumer was a good choice for Hellmans considering she kind of looks like a jar of mayonnaise.

[WBT 20,884]

What would Amy Schumer know about mayonnaise?

Edited February 8, 2021 by WBT

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Was trying to eat, Toyota.

[KCHorn 36]

Holy fuck. Getting worked over tonight on some iffy bullshit.


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[Guest Lobo]

Gaetz commercial appearance just now was awesome 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,963]

Lmfao @ she said crack

[pops 7,121]

Just now, Deej said:

Do they give you a discount if the kid you're adopting is born without legs?

Half off 

[52-80 19,379]

tom brady plays like its 2004 when he was 27 and mahomes was 9.

 

Edited February 8, 2021 by 52-80

[Bevo Num1 1,061]

Fan ads

[NAVY 6,910]

[pops 7,121]

Just now, WBT said:

What would Amy Schumer know about mayonnaise?

She's looked at her dildo after using it?

[Wanker Bob 379]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Four point swing for lining up off sides.  Not smart KC.

Sorry quoted wrong one for some reason

Edited February 8, 2021 by Wanker Bob

[Surly Bevo 25,658]

It's not like KC doesn't have things right where they want them....how much were they down last year?  

[RamjetFDO 10,642]

Lmfao @ she said crack

Uhhh... huh huh... big giant crack.

[Deej 77,673]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Amy Schumer was a good choice for Hellmans considering she kind of looks like a jar of mayonnaise.

Her pool is probably filled with mayonnaise. 

[Radical Larry 28,814]

[Huckleberry 34,407]

Tampa Bay obviously lined up offsides,  no call. 

[Wanker Bob 379]

This is right where KC wants them. Will be 24-14 in a few minutes

[Surly Bevo 25,658]

Just now, Deej said:

Her pool is probably filled with mayonnaise. 

@futureman thinks that's hot

[Brothahorn 10,096]

So Budweiser decides to not do a commercial for their decent beer. Instead they bombard the game with shitty seltzer and piss water.

[LTtxfan 49,911]

[pops 7,121]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

@futureman thinks that's hot

Only if she makes him a sammich

[demos 3,032]

Tampa isn't holding

Doubt that as there’s usually something that could be called holding going on.

Chiefs have been pretty egregious.

[hookem48 4,808]

god damnit everyone scared to hit the qb

[ztejas 44,114]

Mahomes was just sandbagging. Like playing your little brother in Madden. 

[runthebone 8,322]

Not even a pretend running game

[clapclapclap 9,000]

1 minute ago, pops said:

Only if she makes him a sammich

knuckle sandwich

[AUS-97HORN 11,991]

Just now, hookem48 said:

god damnit everyone scared to hit the qb

because the league has made it so that they are untouchable... you hit the fucker while he is juking OOB and its 15 and you possibly kicked out of the fucking game.

 

[RollLeft 5,088]

My top funny commercials so far...

1. Oatly/Milk

2. Bud LIght Beavis/Butthead

[hookem48 4,808]

Tampa's defense taking a break

[Bevo Num1 1,061]

Reid wearing that male g string

[Brothahorn 10,096]

TB is going to regret those 6 points they left at the 1yd line.