Super Bowl LV Game Thread: Chiefs vs Bucs

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

Lmao this movie is wild

[Brothahorn 10085]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

How does CBS not have a camera looking down the line in the flippin Super Bowl?

Romo costs a shit ton of money. Had to cut something.

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

How does CBS not have a camera looking down the line in the flippin Super Bowl?

paid Romo too much

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

The fix is in. 

[EuroHorn 3204]

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Of course that bitch ref is gonna call it. She thinks brady is dreamy 

The other refs also think Brady is dreamy 

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

I am so fucking tired of the woke commercials. 

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Just now, demos said:

Has a defensive holding call been made against tampa?

Tampa isn't holding, they are on the other hand running over the Chiefs Oline and pressuring Pat every time he drops back.  They don't need to hold.

Andy needs to shorten it up.

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

I think the hardest part of raising that girl is their home being underwater. 

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Just now, EuroHorn said:

The other refs also think Brady is dreamy 

Fuck... I'm starting to think he is. NTTAWWT

[Guest]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Tampa oline  officiatingis making the difference

Fo sho.

[Horn80 6075]

Four point swing for lining up off sides.  Not smart KC.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

These PC woke commercials suck yak dick. 

[aggie08 21434]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am so fucking tired of the woke commercials. 

Would you prefer more Queen Latifah kicking ass an ex CIA operative?

Edited February 8, 2021 by aggie08

[Deej 76570]

Do they give you a discount if the kid you're adopting is born without legs?

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Tampa isn't holding, they are on the other hand running over the Chiefs Oline and pressuring Pat every time he drops back.  They don't need to hold.

Andy needs to shorten it up.

Yep. They are swinging their dicks. I didn't think they were this good but they have kc reeling. 

[Wanker Bob 379]

I guess the Commish didn't make it clear to the refs it's far better for the league if the 25 yr old QB who looks to possibly be challenging for GOAT in a decade wins over the 43 yr old current GOAT. 

[4th&Five 41461]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am so fucking tired of the woke commercials. 

Go piss or grab a beer. Commercials are for women. 

[EuroHorn 3204]

That etrade commercial was pretty funny.  A shout out to WSB...

[ztejas 43266]

Amy Schumer was a good choice for Hellmans considering she kind of looks like a jar of mayonnaise.

[WBT 20424]

What would Amy Schumer know about mayonnaise?

Edited February 8, 2021 by WBT

[clapclapclap 9000]

Was trying to eat, Toyota.

[KCHorn 36]

Holy fuck. Getting worked over tonight on some iffy bullshit.


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[Guest Lobo]

Gaetz commercial appearance just now was awesome 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Lmfao @ she said crack

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Just now, Deej said:

Do they give you a discount if the kid you're adopting is born without legs?

Half off 

[52-80 19097]

tom brady plays like its 2004 when he was 27 and mahomes was 9.

 

Edited February 8, 2021 by 52-80

[Bevo Num1 1004]

Fan ads

[NAVY 6739]

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Just now, WBT said:

What would Amy Schumer know about mayonnaise?

She's looked at her dildo after using it?

[Wanker Bob 379]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Four point swing for lining up off sides.  Not smart KC.

Sorry quoted wrong one for some reason

Edited February 8, 2021 by Wanker Bob

[Surly Bevo 24697]

It's not like KC doesn't have things right where they want them....how much were they down last year?  

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Lmfao @ she said crack

Uhhh... huh huh... big giant crack.

[Deej 76570]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Amy Schumer was a good choice for Hellmans considering she kind of looks like a jar of mayonnaise.

Her pool is probably filled with mayonnaise. 

[Radical Larry 28529]

[Huckleberry 32704]

Tampa Bay obviously lined up offsides,  no call. 

[Wanker Bob 379]

This is right where KC wants them. Will be 24-14 in a few minutes

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Just now, Deej said:

Her pool is probably filled with mayonnaise. 

@futureman thinks that's hot

[Brothahorn 10085]

So Budweiser decides to not do a commercial for their decent beer. Instead they bombard the game with shitty seltzer and piss water.

[LTtxfan 48985]

[pops 6974]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

@futureman thinks that's hot

Only if she makes him a sammich

[demos 2992]

Tampa isn't holding

Doubt that as there’s usually something that could be called holding going on.

Chiefs have been pretty egregious.

[hookem48 4631]

god damnit everyone scared to hit the qb

[ztejas 43266]

Mahomes was just sandbagging. Like playing your little brother in Madden. 

[runthebone 7932]

Not even a pretend running game

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 minute ago, pops said:

Only if she makes him a sammich

knuckle sandwich

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

Just now, hookem48 said:

god damnit everyone scared to hit the qb

because the league has made it so that they are untouchable... you hit the fucker while he is juking OOB and its 15 and you possibly kicked out of the fucking game.

 

[RollLeft 5040]

My top funny commercials so far...

1. Oatly/Milk

2. Bud LIght Beavis/Butthead

[hookem48 4631]

Tampa's defense taking a break

[Bevo Num1 1004]

Reid wearing that male g string

[Brothahorn 10085]

TB is going to regret those 6 points they left at the 1yd line.