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Hey everybody, my kiddo has taken to smearing his fecus on the walls before my husband and I even notice he's pooped. I know there's stuff you can put on your thumb, that makes you not want to put it in your mouth, have any of you tried or even heard of, something like that? Yes, it's gross. :(

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2 hours ago, Neikea said:

Hey everybody, my kiddo has taken to smearing his fecus on the walls before my husband and I even notice he's pooped. I know there's stuff you can put on your thumb, that makes you not want to put it in your mouth, have any of you tried or even heard of, something like that? Yes, it's gross. :(

Well...if poop on the thumb isn’t already working, then...I got nothin’. 

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A kid that goes to the same sitter as mine likes to poop in his diaper and then throw it on the floor. A couple of times the sitter has stepped in it before she realized he’s done it again.

I would put a couple wraps of duck tape around the top of the diaper where they can’t get their hand in.

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Hey everybody, my kiddo has taken to smearing his fecus on the walls before my husband and I even notice he's pooped. I know there's stuff you can put on your thumb, that makes you not want to put it in your mouth, have any of you tried or even heard of, something like that? Yes, it's gross. :(

Sounds artistic. Like Banksy. Or maybe Goatse...
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On 2/8/2021 at 11:47 PM, Neikea said:

Hey everybody, my kiddo has taken to smearing his fecus on the walls before my husband and I even notice he's pooped. I know there's stuff you can put on your thumb, that makes you not want to put it in your mouth, have any of you tried or even heard of, something like that? Yes, it's gross. :(

I didn’t know that @CHAD BRISCOE’s mom posted here. 

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On 2/9/2021 at 4:22 AM, EE2B said:

I would put a couple wraps of duck tape around the top of the diaper where they can’t get their hand in.

You laugh but I know one way people combat that is to put onesies/other clothes on backwards so they can’t get their hands in there.   So, duct tape it is. 
 

I went thru 3 kids, and not a single one ever did this. Not one time.  Every time a friend tells me about this, I just thank Christ in my head.  
 

Good luck Mrs Briscoe. 

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On 2/8/2021 at 11:47 PM, Neikea said:

Hey everybody, my kiddo has taken to smearing his fecus on the walls before my husband

So your husband is upset the kid keeps beating him to the punch?

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To the OP

Your son is an artist and your house is his canvas.

Don’t repress his artistic abilities. Try giving him some play dough to play with when he goes big boom.

But if he flushes the play dough, you’re screwed.


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1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

What the fuck is fecus?

Something his son needs to frush.  

"then what the fuck is a frush?"  /booger

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So, your grown ass kid is wiping shit on the walls? What kind of fucked up troll job is this? You’ve shown up on the wrong site.

It could be argued the he has shown up on the best site possible and he is the troll that we deserve
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I think the OP is Eskimo tree fiddy guy, and his son is the scat posters and shaggy is the wall. Moved out is right no one goes over there anymore and the site is down. Troll job for sure.

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I think the OP is Eskimo tree fiddy guy, and his son is the scat posters and shaggy is the wall. Moved out is right no one goes over there anymore and the site is down. Troll job for sure.

That’s pretty deep.

Sounds like something a troll would say.

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