Bam Margera not doing so hot

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

14 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Apparently is missing again:

https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/26/bam-margera-missing-rehab-facility-drugs/

What a jackass.

[Buzzrock 14,902]

I’m sure that guy had quite a few years where he was swimming in money and pussy and drugs and booze. There’s a lot of men who wouldn’t be able to keep it together in those circumstances. I’m probably one of them.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,731]

Still banged Jessica Simpson in her prime. He’ll be just fine whatever happens to him. 

I thought that was Knoxville?

[tx 3 putt 76,863]

4 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

I thought that was Knoxville?

[Hermanator 7,032]

Apparently his wife split on him and took the kid out of Florida when he was in rehab. One of the reasons he bolted the first time apparently 

[futureman 22,440]

he’s going to wind up dead soon. 

[Augustus 3,061]

36 minutes ago, futureman said:

he’s going to wind up dead soon. 

Unless he finds a caretaker like Ozzy Osbourne, in which case he might somehow live like this till old age.  Of course, Ozzy apparently had a good financial manager in his caretaker, as well.

Dead is more likely.

[Frank The Tank 1,496]

I really don’t think Ozzy Osbourne would make a very good caretaker, but I guess it’s worth a shot at this point. 

[futureman 22,440]

Ozzy is sober, no?

[Homercles 10,205]

56 minutes ago, futureman said:

Ozzy is sober, no?

No one can tell

[Augustus 3,061]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

Ozzy is sober, no?

The last time I heard anything about him he was supposed to have been sober for some years, but who can know?  And I'm not even sure what he means by the word "sober."

[ztejas 43,411]

4 hours ago, Augustus said:

Unless he finds a caretaker like Ozzy Osbourne, in which case he might somehow live like this till old age.  Of course, Ozzy apparently had a good financial manager in his caretaker, as well.

Dead is more likely.

Ozzy is more famous and has more money.

Edited June 28, 2022 by ztejas

[Augustus 3,061]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Ozzy is more famous and has more money.

Definitely, there's no comparison when it comes to their wealth.

But I have little doubt Ozzy would be dead if Sharon hadn't come in to his life so long ago.

[tx 3 putt 76,863]

13 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Apparently his wife split on him and took the kid out of Florida when he was in rehab. One of the reasons he bolted the first time apparently 

 

he's full of shit, he went to a bar 

[Horn80 6,114]

Where’s that egg timer?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,507]

On 6/28/2022 at 10:49 AM, Hermanator said:

Apparently his wife split on him and took the kid out of Florida when he was in rehab. One of the reasons he bolted the first time apparently 

When people are in a situation, like rehab, in which they don't really want to be there, they will overdramatize a situation in order to justify leaving. I'm sure that withdrawal symptoms can add to the drama.

If you're in rehab, it doesn't matter if your wife/kid are down the street in a motel or across the country. You can see them after you get out. 

[Bogeywon 2,519]

This is gonna end badly 

[Homercles 10,205]

This popped up on my google news feed and seems telling.  Bam states he’s much better off without Jackass in his life, Steve-O recounts how he was likely about to get back onboard until Bam skipped the zoom call with key players and everyone else saw him wasted the night before via TMZ (which Bam claims was just sipping beer):

https://movieweb.com/bam-margera-steve-o-jackass-interview/
 

Sounds to me like he refuses to acknowledge the problem and just wants to keep drinking

[futureman 22,440]

11 hours ago, Homercles said:

Sounds to me like he refuses to acknowledge the problem and just wants to keep drinking

yeah he’s an alcoholic. 

[Deej 76,751]

So there's precedent for him to become coach of the Longhorns?

[tx 3 putt 76,863]

16 hours ago, Homercles said:

 

Sounds to me like he refuses to acknowledge the problem and just wants to keep drinking

[nineliveslost 2,753]

11 hours ago, Deej said:

So there's precedent for him to become coach of the Longhorns?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

This dudes a lost cause at this point right?


https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/07/bam-margera-bar-leaving-rehab-stops-communicating-parents/

[Incredulity 11,646]

He is morphing into Phil.  
 

apple, tree and all that.

[Al_4_ISU 12,447]

47 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

He is morphing into Phil.  
 

apple, tree and all that.

I doubt he lives long enough to get to full Phil levels, but he does seem to be working on it.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,507]

I find that people, who continually refuse help, to be a lost cause. 

Let them burn and stop putting reluctant people in rehab. Rehab shouldn't be a mechanism to avoid prison.

Edited September 7, 2022 by Nice Guy Eddie

[shadow_operative 15,932]

phil is still alive? jesus. the thought of him outliving Bam should be a wild one, but at this point it's probably even money. 

[Angry Gorilla 1,766]

That girl he left with is turrible

[Enchubben 5,510]

On 2/13/2021 at 9:15 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

If I remember Dicamillo didn’t want anything to do with Hollywood. West Chester/Filly Delphia were his stamping grounds and enough for him.

If fucking Brandon Novak can get clean, I have hope for Bam. I wonder if Haggard is streaming anywhere.

Try getting this made in 2021:

 

I think i had every CKY movie on DVD. Not sure I have anything to play DVD's on anymore but I should try to dig them up; lots of good content on there for my kid to watch when he is mature enough, such as gems like this:

 

[Hermanator 7,032]

16 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I think i had every CKY movie on DVD. Not sure I have anything to play DVD's on anymore but I should try to dig them up; lots of good content on there for my kid to watch when he is mature enough, such as gems like this:

 

That absolutely completely sucks ass. 

 

[futureman 22,440]

1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said:

That girl he left with is turrible

she probably ate his ass though. 

[futureman 22,440]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

I think i had every CKY movie on DVD. Not sure I have anything to play DVD's on anymore but I should try to dig them up; lots of good content on there for my kid to watch when he is mature enough, such as gems like this:

 

listened to this so much when I was 15. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

That absolutely completely sucks ass. 

 

Worse than Casey Thompson?

[Horn80 6,114]

Bam living in the past and can’t except he’s turned into probably everything he that despised when he was young.

[futureman 22,440]

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Bam living in the past and can’t except he’s turned into probably everything he that despised when he was young.

he despised alcoholics?

[Prepuce of Doom 21,052]

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

That absolutely completely sucks ass. 

 

You should jump off a building. 

[Lhorn 4,908]

1 hour ago, Porterhouse said:

Worse than Casey Thompson?

No, not at all.

[Horn80 6,114]

38 minutes ago, futureman said:

he despised alcoholics?

Being an old fat fuck

[Hermanator 7,032]

4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You should jump off a building. 

Don't get cunty with me because you're an idiot with shit tastes. 

Blame your cunty parents

[Prepuce of Doom 21,052]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Don't get cunty with me because you're an idiot with shit tastes. 

Blame your cunty parents

Don’t blame my cunty parents because you're spouting off in a thread about the CKY guys without knowing that Jump Off A Building is the name of one of their videos, dicktits.

[D_Goose 489]

Always liked Brandon Dicamillo the best out of that CKY crew. 

[Deej 76,751]

Bam not doing well?

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

Jaime Spears is tanned rested and ready.

[Angry Gorilla 1,766]

20 hours ago, futureman said:

she probably ate his ass though. 

[shadow_operative 15,932]

[futureman 22,440]

that ain’t good

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,507]

Am I the only one that assumes that a bump of this thread is a final update?

[Buzzrock 14,902]

No34

[Deej 76,751]

41 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Am I the only one that assumes that a bump of this thread is a final update?

One can only hope. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

What will he do next?!?