Bam Margera not doing so hot

[shadow_operative 15932]

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Am I the only one that assumes that a bump of this thread is a final update?

that's probably coming soon.

[Homercles 10206]

Seems he’s out, per TMZ via my google news feed.  Covid lead to pneumonia and the vent, which seems fitting given his past viewpoints on the subject.  His body has got to be beat to hell across the board. 

[Blotto 23570]

On 12/9/2022 at 10:41 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

What will he do next?!?

Jackass 8.0 featuring Bam in an iron long, sling-shotted onto a busy eight lane highway? Sure, why not. 

[tx 3 putt 77397]

He has only himself to blame for ending like this

he was always a huge douche

[Hermanator 7159]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

He has only himself to blame for ending like this

he was always a huge douche

I mean he achieved about the greatest amount possible for a guy whose parents were so shitty they gave him absolutely zero discipline and zero boundaries growing up. The other kids I can think of like that are Will Smith's kids and they're insufferable failures riding their dad's coattails. At least Bam was an insufferable success for about a decade before the inevitable happened. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I mean he achieved about the greatest amount possible for a guy whose parents were so shitty they gave him absolutely zero discipline and zero boundaries growing up. The other kids I can think of like that are Will Smith's kids and they're insufferable failures riding their dad's coattails. At least Bam was an insufferable success for about a decade before the inevitable happened. 

you think bam margera has achieved more success in life than will smith's kids? lol ok. 

[Hermanator 7159]

6 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

you think bam margera has achieved more success in life than will smith's kids? lol ok. 

On his own? Yeah. His parents weren't famous. He made himself famous and rich. He was a top skateboarding talent. 

Everything Will Smith's kids have in life is directly because of their parents and mostly dad. 100 percent. They have no talent whatsoever and are just smug little cunts like their mom. They've done absolutely nothing on their own of any merit. 

[Celery Man 20996]

must we compare every celebrity with will smith's children

[futureman 22542]

23 hours ago, Celery Man said:

must we compare every celebrity with will smith's children

we must!

[shadow_operative 15932]

from january:

 

and more recently:

 

[tx 3 putt 77397]

He always a huge douche. He’ll a bullet sooner or later. He probably had enough money at one time to just sit around, get high and drunk all day 

Edited March 31, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Gene Parmesan 4014]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He always a huge douche. He’ll a bullet sooner or later. He probably had enough money at one time to just sit around, get high and drunk all day 

Doesn't appear he isn't letting a lack of money stand in the way of that.

[Deej 76905]

 

[Hook1997 5400]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He always a huge douche. He’ll a bullet sooner or later. He probably had enough money at one time to just sit around, get high and drunk all day 

I think he still has enough for that.  If this guy is alive in five years it would be a miracle.  

[Longhornstampede 3186]

On 12/9/2022 at 10:41 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

What will he do next?!

Probably die

[MissingInAction 25179]

Knoxville, pontius and wee man make cameos in the new History of the aworld part 2 comedy. 

[futureman 22542]

On 3/31/2023 at 2:01 PM, shadow_operative said:

from january:

 

and more recently:

 

is he wearing a cape in the second video?

[shadow_operative 15932]

apparently there's video out there now of Bam challenging Knoxville to a bare knuckle fight so he (Bam) "can fuck you up." sad dude.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Fugitive Bam on the run!


What will he do next!!?

[4th&Five 41586]

Bad day to be a TV Jackass...

Edited April 24, 2023 by 4th&Five

[BERT 4381]

On 3/31/2023 at 3:07 PM, tx 3 putt said:

He always a huge douche. He’ll a bullet sooner or later. He probably had enough money at one time to just sit around, get high and drunk all day 

I have to come back to this. Why are you leaving out words?? 

[Chewbacca 7783]

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

I have to come back to this. Why are you leaving out words?? 

Why use many words when few words do trick?

[Celery Man 20996]

38 minutes ago, BERT said:

I have to come back to this. Why are you leaving out words?? 

[Texzilla58 4744]

Runoft into the woods. I would Ike to see the SP bring out a dog or two and drag his ass out.

Or he steals a white Bronco to drive to Mexico for a televised Pitt maneuver and shootout.

[GoPokes83 2240]

https://www.inquirer.com/news/bam-margera-warrant-arrest-april-margera-fox-news-20230425.html?outputType=amp

[MrBig 5439]

Sounds like the next Jackass movie is in pre-production without him.

[SizzleChest 8284]

[Hook1997 5400]

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

Sounds like the next Jackass movie is in pre-production without him.

He was canned from being in the last one because he couldn’t get clean.  Hints why he gets all messed up and threatens Knoxville all the time on social media.  Not sure they find him alive this time.  

[Hermanator 7159]

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

 Hints why he gets all messed up and threatens Knoxville all the time on social media.  

I wonder where he went after running in the woods. Probably found a ride, hence why they cannot find him

Edited April 26, 2023 by Hermanator

[Al_4_ISU 12483]

11 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

https://www.inquirer.com/news/bam-margera-warrant-arrest-april-margera-fox-news-20230425.html?outputType=amp

It always seemed to me that he was such a douche because his folks enabled it and this is more of the same.

Also, how is Phil still alive?

[Kennythetiger 9456]

On 4/24/2023 at 10:22 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Runoft into the woods.

*runnoft 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

He still on the loose?

 

We need a hard target search of every residence, warehouse, farmhouse, outhouse, henhouse, whorehouse, and doghouse.

[GoPokes83 2240]

Don’t know what kind or how large these woods are, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s in there bloating up.

[MrBig 5439]

5 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He still on the loose?

 

We need a hard target search of every residence, warehouse, farmhouse, outhouse, henhouse, whorehouse, and doghouse.

According to Bam’s brother, he is on a meth binge with his girlfriend and her 8yo daughter. 

[Hermanator 7159]

20 minutes ago, MrBig said:

According to Bam’s brother, he is on a meth binge with his girlfriend and her 8yo daughter. 

Damn, that's some Aronofsky type shit. What s tragedy for that child

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

44 minutes ago, MrBig said:

According to Bam’s brother, he is on a meth binge with his girlfriend and her 8yo daughter. 

Damn, didn't know that. Not as funny when a poor 8 year old is caught up in it.

[BigDHornfan 6549]

He turned himself in.

[Texzilla58 4744]

Well that’s not very Bam like. I was thinking he’d go for some weird suicide by cop thing or fling himself in front of a train. It’s not a felony warrant if I read it right.

[MAUFRAIS 6633]

They were all big Budd Dwyer fans.

[Nicole44 22077]

Honestly I was only concerned for the safety of the kid. At this point he will just bail out and go on another bender. I get people rooting for him but his brain is fried. It’s sad but this is what addiction leads to.

[Horn80 6131]

Better to burn out then fade away.  Ryan Dunn 1  Bam 0.

[Herpa Derpa 6131]

20 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Damn, didn't know that. Not as funny when a poor 8 year old is caught up in it.

8 years with sack of shit methhead parents?  Kid's already probably on the same destructive path and good odds we won't have to wait long to see it manifest. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9938]

Not dead, out on bond,

 

Edited April 28, 2023 by TheStoicPaisano

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Yet, not dead yet. 

[futureman 22542]

I think he will get sober and healthy and have a renaissance.

[GoPokes83 2240]

So he somehow became police?
C’mon BBC, you’re supposed to be both hoity and toity, proofread!

[Hermanator 7159]

I mean he wouldn't be a worse cop than half the ones out there already...

He's already got the beating your woman and the addiction parts down. 

Edited April 28, 2023 by Hermanator

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Yet, not dead yet. 

I need some celebrity death pool points. Unfortunately Bam was basically a 1 seed and 90% of us have him on our lists

[JohnnyRage 1617]

On 4/28/2023 at 12:52 AM, futureman said:

I think he will get sober and healthy and have a renaissance.

As who, Don Vito?

[Blotto 23570]

I'm 100 certain this approach will result in new visitation rights