The Equalizer

[RPM 26324]

Queen Latifa as Denzel Washington as Edward Woodward. This will be on the 3rd level of suckdom.

 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

I chuckled when QL said that a show like this was needed. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

6 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

I chuckled when QL said that a show like this was needed. 

About as much as we need another NCIS variation.

[XYZ 2154]

28 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

I chuckled when QL said that a show like this was needed. 

Maybe what she meant is that she needed the money.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

No creativity in Hollywood. Same old bullshit. Just recast old shit with women who are terrible actors to begin with. 

I feel bad for Adam Goldberg being dragged into this. Maybe he needed the money. The asian that plays his wife is pretty hot tho. 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

I loved the original series (Billy Fucking Zabka as the son!), loved the Denzel revenge porn movies (set your watch for the ass kickings) and caught this after the Suoer Bowl... and didn’t love it. Won’t be watching again. Formulaic nonsense. 

[Scary Stranger 1715]

I think you're all just misogynists that think a overweight middle-aged woman can't kick 4-5 guys asses w/o breaking a sweat.  She has skillz.

[Nivek 16945]

I saw it after the superbowl.  I am amazed that someone read this and thought "hey, let's do this, take my money!"   

 

I have an idea, Hollywood, if you are listening, let's remake Treasure of Sierra Madre with only women.   Glenn Close can take over Bogart's role.  We can bring in Helen Hunt and LeeLee Sobieski to round out the cast.   Oh, you don't like that?  How about we take the video game to movie idea,  Rose Tico (whatever her name is from Star Wars) and Queen Latifa can star as a coming to life remake of Double Dragon.   Oh, you don't like that either.   How about Phantasy Star, with Rose's star wars sister as the lead?  

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Anyone who watched this show after seeing the ads for it deserves the misery of watching it.

[Underdog 28720]

Rumor in Hollywood that Neil Patrick Harris and Sean Hays are teaming up for a reboot of Cagney and Lacey.  

[Tom 2959]

9 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

I think you're all just misogynists that think a overweight middle-aged woman can't kick 4-5 guys asses w/o breaking a sweat.  She has skillz.

 

Is she middle-aged?  I feel like I'm roughly middle aged, and Queen Latifah was definitely an adult when I was still sucking on Capri-Suns.  

But yeah, this show will absolutely be terrible.

[Surly Bevo 25059]

 

[Billy Pilgrim 1974]

The Denzel ones were entertaining. This one was not.

[futureman 22489]

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Rumor in Hollywood that Neil Patrick Harris and Sean Hays are teaming up for a reboot of Cagney and Lacey.