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15 minutes ago, d.plainview872 said:

Who runs this site?

I *told* you!  We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune!  We're taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-weak.

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7 hours ago, d.plainview872 said:

Who runs this site?

Some super cool guy called badmofo.  He won the job by deepthroating an entire plantain.  It was quite a contest.  Everyone was told to bring their own banana, but badmofo, being the bad motherfucker that he Is, brought a plantain.  Plantains, as you're probably aware,  are much larger and coarser than regular bananas.  We were all so impressed that we begged him to run this ship.  He celebrated by offering to take on a butternut squash, but after a heated debate, we decided it wasn't necessary.  

 

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On 5/13/2018 at 8:38 AM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Some super cool guy called badmofo.  He won the job by deepthroating an entire plantain.  It was quite a contest.  Everyone was told to bring their own banana, but badmofo, being the bad motherfucker that he Is, brought a plantain.  Plantains, as you're probably aware,  are much larger and coarser than regular bananas.  We were all so impressed that we begged him to run this ship.  He celebrated by offering to take on a butternut squash, but after a heated debate, we decided it wasn't necessary.  

 

Plot twist: he did it anyway.

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54 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

White is all colors combined.

(Look it up.)

 

52 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Because neither black nor white have specific wavelengths, they are not considered colors. 

So POC means any race other than white or black? I'm glad we've settled this dispute.

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dobby must do what master says...

Even though Draco Malfoy was clearly unsettled mentally due to generations of inbreeding among 'pure blood' families, his legitimacy gave him favor within the Dark Lord's hierarchy. The magical offspring created by Lucius and Dobby was a much more powerful wizard, but he was consider illegitimate in 'genteel' magical society and instead pursued a career in sports journalism in the Muggle world. 

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39 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Even though Draco Malfoy was clearly unsettled mentally due to generations of inbreeding among 'pure blood' families, his legitimacy gave him favor within the Dark Lord's hierarchy. The magical offspring created by Lucius and Dobby was a much more powerful wizard, but he was consider illegitimate in 'genteel' magical society and instead pursued a career in sports journalism in the Muggle world. 

Needs more Bobby Burton, imo.

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On 5/13/2018 at 8:38 AM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Some super cool guy called badmofo.  He won the job by deepthroating an entire plantain.  It was quite a contest.  Everyone was told to bring their own banana, but badmofo, being the bad motherfucker that he Is, brought a plantain.  Plantains, as you're probably aware,  are much larger and coarser than regular bananas.  We were all so impressed that we begged him to run this ship.  He celebrated by offering to take on a butternut squash, but after a heated debate, we decided it wasn't necessary.  

 

Careful, Badmofo is the big deal on the interwebs. Some of his many threads on Shaggy are up to 10 responses.   

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