You have to get laid within 24 hours

[baboso 6057]

On 2/21/2021 at 10:00 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I can't sing or dance.  Playing the Saxophone did get me laid a few times.  However, the vast majority of my experience had nothing to do with looks, fame, or any talent at all.  I'm also old, so I have no idea who those very attractive youthful cutting edge hipness people are.

[tbone_ 14259]

Rob Lowe could shit in a tuba and get laid

[kilroydos 267]

47 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Rob Lowe could shit in a tuba and get laid

I think there's a tape, but the tuba is pretty young.

[BearSchlong 8138]

Hey now, that horrifying even helped him hit bottom and he's been clean and sober ever since.

Singing, obviously.  You can look and sound like Dave Matthews and be swimming in pussy.

 

[closetohumping 17547]

On 2/23/2021 at 9:55 AM, BearSchlong said:

Hey now, that horrifying even helped him hit bottom and he's been clean and sober ever since.

Singing, obviously.  You can look and sound like Dave Matthews and be swimming in pussy.

 

For this challenge, you do not have a bear schlong.

[closetohumping 17547]

On 2/23/2021 at 6:57 AM, Al_4_ISU said:

I'm going with singing.

Dancing only works for guys who are above average in physical attractiveness.  Being a good singer/musician can work for all but that most unfortunately disfigured people.

Would anyone think Mick Jagger was a good looking dude if he wasn't one of the greatest front men of all time?

Yep, a lot of front men are ugly as sin.  And speaking of dancing fats:

 

[closetohumping 17547]

On 2/20/2021 at 9:27 AM, Davis Lane said:

For some motherfuckers I'm gonna go with other:

This dude has to be packing

[BearSchlong 8138]

20 hours ago, closetohumping said:

For this challenge, you do not have a bear schlong.

I certainly do not.  Most regrettable username ever.  My mindset 11 years ago was twisted.

[tbone_ 14259]

Most regrettable username ever.

Nah. There was a dude on a guitar board I used to hang out on a while back who went by cuntstalker. He had you beat.

[markstanco 12654]

Yep, a lot of front men are ugly as sin.  And speaking of dancing fats:
 

Those guys aren't getting laid.

[Crapinon 2311]

On 2/15/2021 at 5:59 PM, closetohumping said:

Or the world ends. Yeah, and you look like Quasimoto and the world is out of drugs and alcohol.  It's gotta be a hot chick that you're not related to. What talent do you think gets you laid faster (and more often)? Ability to dance or sing?  

I had a buddy that was playing bagpipes for a local fundraising telethon. While they were taking publicity pics, a paraplegic woman in a wheel chair was feeling him up under his kilt. So if you can't dance or sing, there might be another option. 

[Brothahorn 10088]

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the world ends. Yeah, and you look like Quasimoto and the world is out of drugs and alcohol. 

No matter how good you dance, she's not going to dance with a ugly muh-fucka.

 

I guess singing is close enough, but the main thing is to have a damn good mouthpiece. Conversation, even if you are just shit-talking her, is the absolute key. And don't be scared/nervous. Women smell fear like predators.

[MAUFRAIS 6678]

'Cause I never got no pussy when I was a legal teenager
Not much, girls, "Ah, I don't wanna fuck you, you can't even sing"
You had to sing or something to get some pussy

[Fudge Nuggets 19276]

The correct answer is singing. 
 

Barry White says hi. 

[RollLeft 5045]

Getting laid and getting laid to hot women are two very things.  

[RollLeft 5045]

On 3/1/2021 at 2:05 PM, Brothahorn said:

No matter how good you dance, she's not going to dance with a ugly muh-fucka.

That may be true for some girls but not most and i find that to be more true for men.  I've known too many women that have danced, to say the least, with non rich ugly muh-fucka's.  Apparently many on this thread.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13153]

On 3/21/2021 at 1:27 AM, RollLeft said:

Getting laid and getting laid to hot women are two very things.  

Yes, the hot women are typically terrible in bed.