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8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fuck yeah. I say let the stupids play stupid games. fuck protecting them anymore. we need a culling anyway. 

 

What's even better is some chain, say, oh, HEB will decide they don't want to sell raw milk. But Abbott will sign a law that specifically forces chains like United or HEB to sell raw milk, because freedom.

Then one day people will purchase it from HEB, possibly get sick, and then people will bitch and moan about HEB selling tainted milk.

 

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11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

What's even better is some chain, say, oh, HEB will decide they don't want to sell raw milk. But Abbott will sign a law that specifically forces chains like United or HEB to sell raw milk, because freedom.

Then one day people will purchase it from HEB, possibly get sick, and then people will bitch and moan about HEB selling tainted milk.

 

Dallas decided we didn't want to use plastic bags because they fill up White Rock Lake, etc.  But Abbott told us we couldn't decide for ourselves.  That broke dick fucker.  

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27 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Dallas decided we didn't want to use plastic bags because they fill up White Rock Lake, etc.  But Abbott told us we couldn't decide for ourselves.  That broke dick fucker.  

They’re all for local control until they don’t agree with it.

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45 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

What's even better is some chain, say, oh, HEB will decide they don't want to sell raw milk. But Abbott will sign a law that specifically forces chains like United or HEB to sell raw milk, because freedom.

Then one day people will purchase it from HEB, possibly get sick, and then people will bitch and moan about HEB selling tainted milk.

 

There is a near 100% chance of this exact scenario coming to pass.

FREEDOM!*

 

* Which means "freedom for the GQP to tell people/businesses what to do, but zero freedom in those people and businesses having any choice."  And we're not talking about government orders or laws telling businesses what to do in terms of "don't harm people" (e.g., we have laws that prevent stores from putting poison on the shelves where kids can reach it, shit like that).  Nope.  These are COMPULSORY laws mandating affirmative conduct - you MUST sell raw milk.

The current iteration of the GQP is the antithesis of a party of "freedom and liberty" for anyone except their chosen class/group.  "Laws for thee, not for me," all that jazz that we've seen repeatedly.

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3 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

If you want raw milk, go buy a dairy cow. These fuckers are trying to get people killed.

That's the freedom to die by ignorance, son.

You take that away, well, then you just don't really have America anymore, do you?

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1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Perhaps it's a chance to improve our gene pool a tad. 

I’m starting to see this perspective. Let’s maybe cull some folks.

Sid Miller and family can be the first to start drinking raw milk daily.Steve Austin Milk GIF by First We Feast

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10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Perhaps it's a chance to improve our gene pool a tad. 

Unlike the anti-vaxxers, the raw milk idiots are only putting themselves and their own families at risk. Let ‘em at it.

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9 minutes ago, royiv said:

Unlike the anti-vaxxers, the raw milk idiots are only putting themselves and their own families at risk. Let ‘em at it.**

**  But back of the line when these dumb sonsabitches show up at the emergency room.

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17 minutes ago, royiv said:

Unlike the anti-vaxxers, the raw milk idiots are only putting themselves and their own families at risk. Let ‘em at it.

 

6 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

**  But back of the line when these dumb sonsabitches show up at the emergency room.

These.  Go out and suck shit out of a cow's ass if you want, IDGAF.  Just don't take up valuable bed space in the ER when you bust a 105 degree fever.

Of course, we're finding bird flu in raw milk, so there's a non-zero chance that one of these fucking numbnuts will be patient zero of the next fucking pandemic.  Because "LOOK HOW STUPID AND DEFIANT I CAN BE!" is the ultimate badge of how American you are these days.

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

Unlike the anti-vaxxers, the raw milk idiots are only putting themselves and their own families at risk. Let ‘em at it.

Right up until it introduces exactly the wrong H5N1 flu mutation to the wrong person at the wrong time.

Or infects food servers or a cook with listeria, Cryptosporidium, campylobacter, etc, and ylu eat at their place the day they get sick. 

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20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Right up until it introduces exactly the wrong H5N1 flu mutation to the wrong person at the wrong time.

Or infects food servers or a cook with listeria, Cryptosporidium, campylobacter, etc, and ylu eat at their place the day they get sick. 

Look for "WE DON'T USE RAW MILK" signs to pop up in restaurants soon.  

Or the opposite.  More lines we can draw between each other.  

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3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Dallas decided we didn't want to use plastic bags because they fill up White Rock Lake, etc.  But Abbott told us we couldn't decide for ourselves.  That broke dick fucker.  

 

fuck that puto

as i walk into heb with all my totes at home 

 

Mad Arthur GIF by MOODMAN

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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

That's the freedom to die by ignorance, son.

You take that away, well, then you just don't really have America anymore, do you?

 

in his statement, miller brags about filtering out the shit from his raw milk, before drinking it 

 

lol i’m sure there’s no after taste there 

 

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