7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

life is truly stranger than fiction

Every accusation is a confession.

im not going to lie, ive banged strippers, and i've pulled it into a lot of places ... but never in cookie dough

Them internals have to be bad bad

• 
• Governor Abbott Press Office @GovAbbottPress

Gov. Abbott directed the TCEQ to halt any new permits authorizing data center projects until ERCOT completes its audit.

No state agency shall move forward with approvals related to the development of data centers until that information is acquired.

• 7:46 PM · Sep 21, 2026

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Them internals have to be bad bad

• 
• Governor Abbott Press Office @GovAbbottPress

Gov. Abbott directed the TCEQ to halt any new permits authorizing data center projects until ERCOT completes its audit.

No state agency shall move forward with approvals related to the development of data centers until that information is acquired.

• 7:46 PM · Sep 21, 2026

week of Nov 9th - all permits good 👍🏽

37 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Them internals have to be bad bad

I thought the President was against any State regulation of Data Centers.

We need to elect Gina in order to save higher education in Texas. The schools can't do it by themselves:

https://www.dailytoreador.com/article/censorship-concerns-prompt-backlash-against-creighton-20260925

Collectives of Texas Tech students and faculty are continuing to fight against the university’s course-content changes, pursuing legal intervention and mobilizing to have Chancellor Brandon Creighton removed from office. 

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

We need to elect Gina in order to save higher education in Texas. The schools can't do it by themselves:

https://www.dailytoreador.com/article/censorship-concerns-prompt-backlash-against-creighton-20260925

Collectives of Texas Tech students and faculty are continuing to fight against the university’s course-content changes, pursuing legal intervention and mobilizing to have Chancellor Brandon Creighton removed from office. 

Maybe those tens of thousands of students (and hundreds of thousands of alumni) should think about voting in November and who they should vote for.

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Maybe those tens of thousands of students (and hundreds of thousands of alumni) should think about voting in November and who they should vote for.

But that kegger, bruh.

• 
• Scott Braddock @scottbraddock

East Texas voter tonight: "If I'm gonna get fucked for four more years, can I at least look at a different face?"

• 2:24 AM · Oct 1, 2026

https://apnews.com/article/texas-broadband-grants-paused-elon-musk-starlink-2b73269c04966f9abb592afc27785408

The disgraced "director" behind this scandal just landed at txdot and this scandal is likely a huge reason that Abbott is keeping his communications with Elon secret.

Edited October 1Oct 1 by pacman

On 9/7/2026 at 10:29 AM, South Austin said:

Don’t forget the quadraphonic Blaupunkt.

Son of a bitch probably can''t even throw a curve ball.

This graphic, with a reminder that Republicans have held every statewide office in Texas since 1994 should be ubiquitous in democratic candidate advertising for the next 30 days.

It's not even halftime, and I've already seen two Paxton ads out here in California. Watching the Rams play the Eagles. Fuck you guys

Welcome to our hell

On 10/2/2026 at 10:02 AM, orange dream said:

This graphic, with a reminder that Republicans have held every statewide office in Texas since 1994 should be ubiquitous in democratic candidate advertising for the next 30 days.

Ask a maga and they'll tell you the browns and blacks are responsible for the precipitous decline.

On 10/2/2026 at 10:02 AM, orange dream said:

This graphic, with a reminder that Republicans have held every statewide office in Texas since 1994 should be ubiquitous in democratic candidate advertising for the next 30 days.

It's because of all those goldang librul fagets.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeEDWIWoU07/

Edited October 5Oct 5 by elfenix

8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeEDWIWoU07/?stkn=bmg1bTc5bWRvYTYz

Hi Michael. You other old dudes need to learn how to delete the reference part at the end of the URL. Ha.

I usually do when I get to a desktop and pull the video.

5 hours ago, Satchel said:

Ask a maga and they'll tell you the browns and blacks are responsible for the precipitous decline.

I mean they’re only just now getting the Ten Commandments into schools, give it time.

KXAN Austin

Tables not being lowered for ‘furries,’ RRISD responds to...

No, tables are not being lowered at Round Rock Independent School District to accommodate kids who identify as animals and want to eat without their hands, the district said, after a woman running …

The lady behind this ridiculous event got hired into the Comptroller's office by Huffiness and is now taking Texas tax dollars for salary...failed to run for office, then ran a "policy institute" and now a "government relations" job

Edited Wednesday at 07:29 PM5 days by pacman

Ahhh there it is

• 
• Suzanne Bellsnyder @sbellsnyder

Data Center in Real life.

They'll get to keep $146,000 if the new revenue and

Send off $4M to the state in recapture. #txlege #txed

• 11:20 PM · Oct 7, 2026

16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Ahhh there it is

• 
• Suzanne Bellsnyder @sbellsnyder

Data Center in Real life.

They'll get to keep $146,000 if the new revenue and

Send off $4M to the state in recapture. #txlege #txed

• 11:20 PM · Oct 7, 2026

Somehow they will probably get an exemption but aisd will continue to get fucked

I am so confused by what I am looking at. The Texians did not have cavalry at the Alamo. What are they holding? Rifles? Are they cowboys going to shoot their own cattle?

Anyway we all know when the GOP says "America" they mean the Epstein class and their servile supporters. So that sounds good to me.

4 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

goddammit I hate that in any other other scenario this would be fucking hilarious. like real comedians committing seppuku because they cannot match the level of high comedy. instead, it's just fucking pathetic. I'll admit, I did lol - at the absurdity.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I am so confused by what I am looking at. The Texians did not have cavalry at the Alamo. What are they holding? Rifles? Are they cowboys going to shoot their own cattle?

Anyway we all know when the GOP says "America" they mean the Epstein class and their servile supporters. So that sounds good to me.

Davey Crockett and Sam Houston applied a tourniquet to Donald’s bone spurs I mean broken leg

Trump grabbed Old Betsy by the pussy?

27 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

On 10/4/2026 at 12:55 PM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It's not even halftime, and I've already seen two Paxton ads out here in California. Watching the Rams play the Eagles. Fuck you guys

As a consolation you can be assured that millions of GOP funds are being spent for you to see those commercials. Even if Paxton somehow pulls out a victory, its probably at the expense of 2-3 other GOP senate candidates.

29 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I am so confused by what I am looking at. The Texians did not have cavalry at the Alamo. What are they holding? Rifles?

By the curve of their silhouette I'm going with a Nepali Kukri. Which would be ironic if Talarico and/or Hinojosa wins and the victory margin matches the Southeast Asian vote.

56 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

coonskin cap needs a comb over.

42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump grabbed twelve-year-old Betsy by the pussy?

FIFY

/allegedly, of course

Edited Thursday at 06:22 PM4 days by dcbc

5 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

12 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Ralphie would've beat Donny's ass too. I often quote his soap-worthy words when I think of Donny.

edit: Fun fact: Zack Ward, who played Sid Farkus in ACS also was in Almost Famous, in which he played "The Legendary Red Dog" a/k/a Joseph Campbell, roadie for The Almann Brothers

Edited Thursday at 11:31 PM4 days by dcbc

• 
• Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social

Texas high school shut down a production of "Little Shop of Horrors" after a girl was cast as Seymour. School cited Senate Bill 12, best known for its anti-drag provisions...but the law has twice been ruled unconstitutional.

From @hesherman.bsky.social:

hesherman1.substack.com/p/little-sho...

• 1:35 PM · Oct 13, 2026

“Little Shop of Horrors” Closed for Business at South Grand Prairie High in Texas

Suddenly, Seymour is Silenced by an Unconstitutional Law

hesherman1.substack.com

36 minutes ago, C-Man said:

• 
• Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social

Texas high school shut down a production of "Little Shop of Horrors" after a girl was cast as Seymour. School cited Senate Bill 12, best known for its anti-drag provisions...but the law has twice been ruled unconstitutional.

From @hesherman.bsky.social:

hesherman1.substack.com/p/little-sho...

• 1:35 PM · Oct 13, 2026

“Little Shop of Horrors” Closed for Business at South Grand Prairie High in Texas

Suddenly, Seymour is Silenced by an Unconstitutional Law

hesherman1.substack.com

So. Fucking. Stupid.

Gender bending in High School productions has been happening forever. Even at a school as big as South Grand Prairie, two things are always true at the high school level. 1. Top end talent for lead roles is scarce, and 2. More girls are interested in being in these productions. Add to this the fact that most plays and musicals have more male characters, and this is inevitable.

My daughter- at her private Christian high school- was in a production of Jesus Christ Superstar last year, and there were at least 5 girls running around the stage with beards on.

Good ol' SGP!

Edited 34 minutes ago34 min by Longhorn94

Just now, Longhorn94 said:

But Seymour is a plant...

Dammit man, Audrey II is the plant.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Dammit man, Audrey II is the plant.

Fixed it! I'm only on my 5th cup of coffee...

To be fair, Audrey 2 is written as a baritone (though a girl played it in my daughters production). It actually makes more sense for a girl to play Seymour.