Jester is a fragile bitch/2022 Uncommitted WR Evan Stewart

[Nope 3,114]

I wonder if friends and family have been in his ear about the Eyes controversy...couldn’t have helped 

[jeevsie 3,734]

[Dr. Teeth 5,844]

13 minutes ago, Nope said:

I wonder if friends and family have been in his ear about the Eyes controversy...couldn’t have helped 

So I guess A&M, OU, Alabama, the entire southeast, northeast and midwest are out.

[6th Street 6,392]

Chances are with another 8-4 season he would have decommitted anyway. Win and these kind of recruitments will take care of themselves. 

[Nope 3,114]

18 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

So I guess A&M, OU, Alabama, the entire southeast, northeast and midwest are out.

The general public remembers about 2 weeks into the past

[Irieguy 1,059]

1 hour ago, Chad said:

I'm telling y'all the staff needs to go all out Tennessee and arrange for  these kids to receive whataburger bags stuffed with 100s.

Sheeeeeit. This is 2021. Pay them in NFTs. 

Edited March 11, 2021 by Irieguy

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Lol. Damn 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

It’s right there ... in the small print.

[futureman 22,457]

he’s going to ohio state with ewers and he won’t be the last one. this is not good. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

he’s going to ohio state with ewers and he won’t be the last one. this is not good. 

Who’s the next one.  Shoot your shot

[Ghost of Shag 2,608]

What the actual fuck.

[Leanderman 2,275]

Those couch burners are up to no good I tell ya.

[Hmbre97 6,308]

Mr. Sark, I don't feel so good

[RollLeft 5,045]

23 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Go ahead kid, go collect a couple of bags, and then come back.   

[victory88 5,663]

This is going to be a wild recruitment and odds are going to be against us.  Every school was negative recruiting.  Our own damn players that are entering the draft are negatively recruiting the school.  Sark is going to need to show out this season to have a chance with guys like Evan.  I wouldn't be surprised to see Reuben Owens decommit out of the Blue like this as well.

With that said, Sark needs to continue to recruit Evans heavily.  He needs to have this offense rolling in the fall, and likely needs to drop a big bag and show him how to take advantage of the NIL.  If we do those things, I think he commits back to Texas.  If we don't he probably ends up at Bama.  I personally don't think the stars will align with us on this one with everything that will need to happen to get him back in the fold. 

 

With that said, let's get Banks, Campbell in the fold.  I think with some good OL recruits... it will be easier to get some of the elite skill players on board or to keep them on the ship. 

Edited March 12, 2021 by victory88

[ousux 5,597]

We better get these brakes fixed.

Dont you mean cut the brake lines? Seems they work just fine..

[ousux 5,597]

So I guess A&M, OU, Alabama, the entire southeast, northeast and midwest are out.

Pretty much anything but the HBCU's if they dig back far enough..

[Tex-19 2,872]

There's a guy on tOSU site Eleven Warriors who claims to be friends with Stewart and previously said Stewart shot a UT video before the first brief process shut down. Idk what this could even mean but he posted this yesterday:

I’m the guy that is tight with Evan Stewart. I’m sorry I can’t say anything but I will say Texas fans better hope the real story doesn’t come out lol

[MirrOlure 14,771]

I wonder if friends and family have been in his ear about the Eyes controversy...couldn’t have helped 

Username checks out

[Nope 3,114]

3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Username checks out

See the post above yours, no one knows shit

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,193]

13 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

There's a guy on tOSU site Eleven Warriors who claims to be friends with Stewart and previously said Stewart shot a UT video before the first brief process shut down. Idk what this could even mean but he posted this yesterday:

I’m the guy that is tight with Evan Stewart. I’m sorry I can’t say anything but I will say Texas fans better hope the real story doesn’t come out lol

Give me a break. That dude is clearly full of shit. "Real story" lol. Sure thing, bud. 

[RGBIII 22,840]

15 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

There's a guy on tOSU site Eleven Warriors who claims to be friends with Stewart and previously said Stewart shot a UT video before the first brief process shut down. Idk what this could even mean but he posted this yesterday:

I’m the guy that is tight with Evan Stewart. I’m sorry I can’t say anything but I will say Texas fans better hope the real story doesn’t come out lol

Well he never released a video so obviously this guys full of shit

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,549]

15 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

There's a guy on tOSU site Eleven Warriors who claims to be friends with Stewart and previously said Stewart shot a UT video before the first brief process shut down. Idk what this could even mean but he posted this yesterday:

I’m the guy that is tight with Evan Stewart. I’m sorry I can’t say anything but I will say Texas fans better hope the real story doesn’t come out lol

That's great but I've actually met Evan Stewart. 

[mr. sunshine 2,826]

Personally I think Penthouse Forum set the bar as far as real stories go 

[1leggedduck 443]

I never thought anything like this would happen to me or that I'd be writing about it, but my first day at the car wash was really hectic...

[Born Burnt 6,178]

27 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

I never thought anything like this would happen to me or that I'd be writing about it, but my first day at the car wash was really hectic...

...as I bent over the hood of a purple 1971 Cadillac Eldorado to scrub off dried bird poop, futureman slinked up behind me, his right arm lubed to the saggy elbow...

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

40 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

I never thought anything like this would happen to me or that I'd be writing about it, but my first day at the car wash was really hectic...

 

[EZ$ 2,104]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,193]

Stewart gonna be a longhorn, book it. Hopefully we make the move to the SEC by 2023 and that will land us Arch Manning and a loaded class. God damn I'm hyped. 

[ousux 5,597]

If he doesn't keep his word and commit shortly after this thing becomes official, means he's waiting to see Sark Ball in action first.

[futureman 22,457]

20 minutes ago, ousux said:

If he doesn't keep his word and commit shortly after this thing becomes official, means he's waiting to see Sark Ball in action first.

if he doesn’t keep his word I’ll be shocked!! I don’t want dishonest kids. 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

if he doesn’t keep his word I’ll be shocked!! I don’t want dishonest kids. 

Did we get a handshake deal?  

[Radical Larry 28,590]

Gentleman's agreement. 

[Scholz 11,943]

Heard a rumor Stewart was getting benched this week for lying about having Covid to get out of practice.  Not a good look if true.

[Foosters 17,856]

[Jester 382]

Damn't. Can we change thread titles when a kid decommits?  Every time this thing gets bumped I think he's back in the fold.

Ya, ya.  eabod/diaf.

[Barbacoa 1,934]

25 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Heard a rumor Stewart was getting benched this week for lying about having Covid to get out of practice.  Not a good look if true.

[Lhorn 4,913]

2 hours ago, Jester said:

Damn't. Can we change thread titles when a kid decommits?  Every time this thing gets bumped I think he's back in the fold.

Ya, ya.  eabod/diaf.

I’m gonna save you some time.  Don’t bother with the Bru McCoy thread. It ain’t happening. 

[Leanderman 2,275]

17-18 year old kids, like Stewart do a lot of foolish things they regret later in life. Somewhat like how kids commit to the gomers.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Heard a rumor Stewart was getting benched this week for lying about having Covid to get out of practice.  Not a good look if true.

Too busy making TikToks

[Nope 3,114]

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Heard a rumor Stewart was getting benched this week for lying about having Covid to get out of practice.  Not a good look if true.

He also had 200+ receiving yds in the last game, so I may find a way to overlook that

[Burt Macklin 19,023]

3 hours ago, Jester said:

Damn't. Can we change thread titles when a kid decommits?  Every time this thing gets bumped I think he's back in the fold.

Ya, ya.  eabod/diaf.

Ye of little faith, Jester. Every poster on Surly is a valued member of the community, and I for one always do everything in my power to make them feel so. I changed the thread title just for you. I hope you like it. 

[MoJames 8,244]

3 hours ago, Jester said:

Damn't. Can we change thread titles when a kid decommits?  Every time this thing gets bumped I think he's back in the fold.

Ya, ya.  eabod/diaf.

[Jester 382]

16 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ye of little faith, Jester. Every poster on Surly is a valued member of the community, and I for one always do everything in my power to make them feel so. I changed the thread title just for you. I hope you like it. 

Lol. Well done you glorious son of a bitch. 

[HenryJames 66,049]

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

So...into the calculator?

[Helobious 9,448]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

Heard a rumor

Modern day media fact-checking in a nutshell. 

[Scholz 11,943]

I know a guy

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Heard a rumor Stewart was getting benched this week for lying about having Covid to get out of practice.  Not a good look if true.

Look man, when I was a teenager, I lied about all sorts of things to get out of practice. Look how I turned out.

Oh, fuck.

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Character issue. Def don’t want the number 1 ranked guy acting his age. I mean he only had like 200 yards last week which isn’t shit bijan had close to that against college players pff