Jester is a fragile bitch/2022 Uncommitted WR Evan Stewart

[Lhorn 4915]

Note to self: don’t complain about the mods. 

[Bevo14 8333]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Heard a rumor Stewart was getting benched this week for lying about having Covid to get out of practice.  Not a good look if true.

Shit, all the Surly doctors will write an excuse note for him if he recommits

[Gut Wagon 8083]

I faked a sore throat to get out of my SAT. We were playing SMU that day, and it was going to be televised. Priorities, people. 

[TenCarryTom 398]

Clicked on this thread thinking I would find some insight. Well… all I learned is that Evan is a pussy and Jester is a bitch. 

[Jester 382]

9 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Clicked on this thread thinking I would find some insight. Well… all I learned is that Evan is a pussy and Jester is a bitch. 

 Better put some respect on my name.  It's fragile bitch, bitch.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20416]

25 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Clicked on this thread thinking I would find some insight. Well… all I learned is that Evan is a pussy and Jester is a bitch. 

Only one of these things is true, though. Evan went for 200 yards + so I'll let you figure out which one it is.

[Tex Pete 20399]

19 hours ago, Leanderman said:

17-18 year old kids, like Stewart do a lot of foolish things they regret later in life. Somewhat like how kids commit to the gomers.

Demond Demas:

[NorLa Horns 1458]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Demond Demas:

 

[UTEE97 3522]

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Demond Demas:

Aggy lock.

[williemackgarza 1826]

But does he sport a chefs hat?

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

 

[LOHorn 277]

He is opting out just to prep? Like a college player before the combine? I don't think I heard about an injury or suspension. WTH?

[texifornia 57000]

Just now, LOHorn said:

He is opting out just to prep? Like a college player before the combine? I don't think I heard about an injury or suspension. WTH?

Well he got suspended for a week before this, so it feels much more like a Jaydon Blue "You can't kick me out I quit" situation.

[LOHorn 277]

Just now, texifornia said:

Well he got suspended for a week before this, so it feels much more like a Jaydon Blue "You can't kick me out I quit" situation.

Ah, ok. That makes more sense.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

I’m so old I remember when opting out was called quitting. But it’s the times we are in. And I’m still for recruiting him. Maybe it makes him miss it more as he sits and watches. Or if he really is a bad seed, they generally have a way of taking themselves out of the picture. It’s not like he’s a criminal and the upside is too high. 

[Junior Bonner 6257]

25 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I’m so old I remember when opting out was called quitting. But it’s the times we are in. And I’m still for recruiting him. Maybe it makes him miss it more as he sits and watches. Or if he really is a bad seed, they generally have a way of taking themselves out of the picture. It’s not like he’s a criminal and the upside is too high. 

[Steel Shank 9428]

Steel Shank: "With that being said, I'd like to recommit to laying pipe. Please respect my decision. God bless."

[Napoleon 8689]

Time to get a jumpstart on some of that NIL cash money. 

He can replace practice time with video shoots…

…and laying pipe. 
 

[I respect his decision.]

[jeevsie 3734]

Is he planning to enroll early? 

[LTtxfan 49249]

On 9/28/2021 at 1:10 PM, texifornia said:

Well he got suspended for a week before this, so it feels much more like a Jaydon Blue "You can't kick me out I quit" situation.

Any details on reason for suspension??

If so, please share...

[fattyflattie 4639]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Any details on reason for suspension??

If so, please share...

Houston radio this AM was reading off- the text line - failed drug test.  Thought it was kind of odd they'd put his shit on blast from a text line rumor, but that was the rumor.

[NTVTXN 1432]

First, I’m not trying to pass judgment or pigeonhole the kid, but I REALLY hope he has some positive influence in his life- Or at least finds some in his next journey.

After reading/following the Twitter thread between Marcus Washington’s Dad and CDC, even with a Dad like Mr. Washington, kids can fall through the cracks in life.  I hope this doesn’t happen to Evan. I hope there’s not someone in his ear feeding him the wrong messages. This kid has a TON of talent that could take him to wonderful places in life. I hope he gets to realize it. Be it at Texas or not…

[MirrOlure 14790]

Is he planning to enroll early? 

I know nothing (no shit?) but I’d wager a dollar to a donut that he’s not on track to graduate in December….which is pretty much a precursor to early enrollment.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

3 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

I know nothing (no shit?) but I’d wager a dollar to a donut that he’s not on track to graduate in December….which is pretty much a precursor to early enrollment.

Tell us you're fat without telling us you're fat 

[Scholz 11944]

Just dropped out of school, gonna do home school thing to graduate. And probably make $ like Ewers.

[IDIOTsavant 8497]

14 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Just dropped out of school, gonna do home school thing to graduate. And probably make $ like Ewers.

 

[Vertigo 20290]

UIL needs to get a handle on NIL or this shit will get out of hand quickly.

[Jester 382]

Evan, come on over and I’ll toss in 10k for a fragile bitches line of clothing.  I get final say on design.   Because fragile bitch.

We’ll get some Pom girls involved. Things will be fun.

[Henry Hill 3156]

Bumping this - Come home, Evan. Jimbo has petite feet.

[TexasFan21 1275]

[Chuckie Finster 22700]

We need a petition for Evan.

[Duane Moore 5243]

24 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

We need a petition for Evan.

Maybe after the Ewers thread we can all have smoothies for Evan.

[conVINCEd 21469]

4 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Maybe after the Ewers thread we can all have smoothies for Evan.

Salets

[Horn117 648]

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Salets

Chicken Fried Chicken

[Vertigo 20290]

Every time this thread gets bumped between now and signing day, Jimbo drops another 100k on Stewart.

[Irieguy 1059]

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

Maybe after the Ewers thread we can all have smoothies for Evan.

Beef STEWart. 

[Ignatius 4017]

On 9/7/2021 at 9:19 PM, Gut Wagon said:

I faked a sore throat to get out of my SAT. We were playing SMU that day, and it was going to be televised. Priorities, people. 

Was it the day Stan Thomas got ejected for punching an SMU player in the nuts?

[ATXbronco 4084]

Someone needs to invent a Chicken Fried Steak smoothie.

So, I can get my alcohol fix while on a keto diet.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

22 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Was it the day Stan Thomas got ejected for punching an SMU player in the nuts?

It was the other way around. The SMU player punched Stan in the nuts on the opening kickoff (or perhaps the first play from scrimmage). I was at that game.

And it wasn’t televised. SMU was just coming back from the death penalty. The game was in the HS stadium on their campus. 

Edited December 13, 2021 by ImissWallyPryor

[Ignatius 4017]

9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

It was the other way around. The SMU player punched Stan in the nuts on the opening kickoff (or perhaps the first play from scrimmage). I was at that game.

And it wasn’t televised. SMU was just coming back from the death penalty. The game was in the HS stadium on their campus. 

Ah yeah that’s right, Kenny Rhea punched Stan in the nuts and he got ejected for retaliating…1989 in Ownby Stadium.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

If we don't get him, I hope we keep driving the cost up for Aggy.  Esp for a WR in Jimbo's offense.

[UTEE97 3522]

53 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

If we don't get him, I hope we keep driving the cost up for Aggy.  Esp for a WR in Jimbo's offense.

[RomaVicta 29929]

An OL anchored by 5-stars, an elite RB, Top level QB, and a flood of first-rate receivers running Sark's offense? 

Yum.

[Knoxtnhorn 6055]

11 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

It was the other way around. The SMU player punched Stan in the nuts on the opening kickoff (or perhaps the first play from scrimmage). I was at that game.

And it wasn’t televised. SMU was just coming back from the death penalty. The game was in the HS stadium on their campus. 

I was at that game by accident.  Brother and I went to watch the TX band walk in.  (We couldn't afford tickets.)  Some random woman there gave us 2 . . Right in the middle of the SMU student section.

We got ragged on all the way through the game.  (I was a soph ih HS; brother in MS.)  I just about got thrown out when the students started cheering and laughing when Tony Jones got injured on a punt return.  /csb

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

10 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

An OL anchored by 5-stars, an elite RB, Top level QB, and a flood of first-rate receivers running Sark's offense? 

Yum.

The other name for that is the Alabama Offense when Sark was there.

[General Specific 3262]

An OL anchored by 5-stars, an elite RB, Top level QB, and a flood of first-rate receivers running Sark's offense? 
Yum.

What you did there, I see it!!!!

[RomaVicta 29929]

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

The other name for that is the Alabama Offense when Sark was there.

In that case, I don't want it. 

😄

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

In that case, I don't want it. 

😄

Mac Jones at QB, Najee Harris at RB, Davonte Smith and Jalen Waddle at WR and Dickerson/Leatherwood/Neal on the O line.  We are on our way to building something like that at UT hopefully.

[Lhorn 4915]

14 hours ago, Irieguy said:

Beef STEWart. 

You thought this would get a better reaction didn’t you?

[Queen Bitch 1692]